I've gained weight 07/06/20 - your gorl finally graduated from sleeping on the floor. she bought a recliner

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Skippy1931 said:
I dispise her and hate to even come close to defending her but that cut will be hip bone to hip bone to try to sit lay down anything will pull on all the staples. Its the smartest thing she could do is get one they recommend it for that surgery or knee replacements.


the layers of fat that dr is going to have to cut thru god help them all . plus the pain she doesn't handle it well I've had two partial hysterectomies and recovery is brutal with those staples how is she going to handle that kind of pain
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Yes she will chimp out real fast. Even morphine pump and Percocet 10s won't help when she's trying to get that big ass up and down to walk or use the bathroom. It's bad enough for normal size people but for her? She just has no clue.
Especially seeing as how this will be her first surgery, right?
Still no sympathy. I feel more sympathy for the nurses who have to lift her and put up with her whiny mouth.

As Kiwikunt said above- she will probably bail. She won't go through with it and will continue to eat her way into oblivion and never mention it again or until she needs views and the reaction channels to stop.
 
Redentropy said:
I was really thinking about it .. what if she actually loses all thos weight she's meaning to and get to a healthy size (which I know it wont last long since she eats like a fucking pregnant whale) she would be Smugllynn 24/7 and in every vlog she makes.. I cant even imagine how insufferable it would be
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Don't worry, it won't happen.
 
repentance said:
I'm curious whether she will want to go ahead with it when they go through all the risks with her before getting her consent. That can be a reality check when you're at low to moderate risk of complications, never mind when they're almost certain.
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she might mentally check out into dissociative denial mode, and have becky relay it to her later.
and we know how much becky’ll sugarcoat it and not make it sound as scary.
isn’t that what happened at the ER?

Queen Of The Harpies said:
With so many diet pills, laxatives and fat inhibitors on the market there's really no excuse to not losing weight. Plus there are things like the 'miracle' weight loss soup. I don't know where I sit with the cancer diagnosis; I'll probably believe it when she starts losing hair from chemo, but it does seem that things are moving a bit too quickly- even with private healthcare in America.
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AL would never. she refuses to eat in a calorie deficient - the thing you need to do to lose weight - and ‘quick fixes’ would be an excuse in her mind to overeat since they ‘cancel out’ or whatever.
and i doubt she’ll have chemo therapy. it’ll be too much to do any good - too much blubber.
 
nichtcrawler said:
she might mentally check out into dissociative denial mode, and have becky relay it to her later.
and we know how much becky’ll sugarcoat it and not make it sound as scary.
isn’t that what happened at the ER?


AL would never. she refuses to eat in a calorie deficient - the thing you need to do to lose weight - and ‘quick fixes’ would be an excuse in her mind to overeat since they ‘cancel out’ or whatever.
and i doubt she’ll have chemo therapy. it’ll be too much to do any good - too much blubber.
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RIP then
 
Moonpie said:
Yes she will chimp out real fast. Even morphine pump and Percocet 10s won't help when she's trying to get that big ass up and down to walk or use the bathroom. It's bad enough for normal size people but for her? She just has no clue.
Especially seeing as how this will be her first surgery, right?
Still no sympathy. I feel more sympathy for the nurses who have to lift her and put up with her whiny mouth.

As Kiwikunt said above- she will probably bail. She won't go through with it and will continue to eat her way into oblivion and never mention it again or until she needs views and the reaction channels to stop.
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Christ - don't leave Mumberlynn and the morphine alone in the same room
 
faggotprincess said:
I Think my favourite shit is the "My mom says I eat a lot of rice and called me out on it".

You are 30 years too late to fix her diet, should have thought about that instead of the meth, love.
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Addicts love to point out the mildest shit other people are doing wrong.
Just call your mom out on eating a ton of meth, Amber. See how she likes it.
 
I just noticed that an even bigger deathfat than AL also claims to have uterine cancer.

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Queen Of The Harpies said:
With so many diet pills, laxatives and fat inhibitors on the market there's really no excuse to not losing weight. Plus there are things like the 'miracle' weight loss soup. I don't know where I sit with the cancer diagnosis; I'll probably believe it when she starts losing hair from chemo, but it does seem that things are moving a bit too quickly- even with private healthcare in America.
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Those are the reasons why a lot of people end up fatter, all these stupid solutions to weight that fuck up the metabolism and make them get sick of trying, plus rebounding higher and higher.

the real solution is good nutrition and almost no processed foods but you can’t patent that and sell it. It’s greed that is killing Americans on all sides, from the people selling the cures to the people eating the shit.
 
So if her cancer is as bad as they think that they will be willing to put her under and she refuses last minute, is she just going to go home and just die? You can look at her and just tell she would die on the table. Part of me wonders if the doctors told her all this serious shit and just like the weightloss doctor she was like "lets do this!" and then 2 days later realized She cant do this and spun it in her head to lose 100lbs by herself to try fitting in the MRI machine. We all know amber knows and is right about everything. Like someone said above they probably told her to stop eating certain food like white rice and chips.
 
mekalekahi said:
So if her cancer is as bad as they think that they will be willing to put her under and she refuses last minute, is she just going to go home and just die? You can look at her and just tell she would die on the table. Part of me wonders if the doctors told her all this serious shit and just like the weightloss doctor she was like "lets do this!" and then 2 days later realized She cant do this and spun it in her head to lose 100lbs by herself to try fitting in the MRI machine. We all know amber knows and is right about everything. Like someone said above they probably told her to stop eating certain food like white rice and chips.
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Smuglynn is positive she'll be binging a few days after surgery just like her bff Chantal.
Mammameth also managed surgery well, and since she woke after the emergency procedure she's certain that she'll get away with it.
She sure believes the surgery will be a breeze.
 
Billie Ross said:
Smuglynn is positive she'll be binging a few days after surgery just like her bff Chantal.
Mammameth also managed surgery well, and since she woke after the emergency procedure she's certain that she'll get away with it.
She sure believes the surgery will be a breeze.
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She has no idea what she is about to go through despite, as she has said herself, how much her Drs have told her it is going to be 'a big scar' - this is going to be a significant surgery and she is going to be in more pain than she could even imagine - I a guessing she is not very pain tolerant and that huge bottle of Ibuprofen she carries around in her bag is not going to cut it.
 
Moonpie said:
As Kiwikunt said above- she will probably bail. She won't go through with it and will continue to eat her way into oblivion and never mention it again or until she needs views and the reaction channels to stop.
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Ironically, what you said can be simply said in Hamber's own words - "I know what's best for me."

The real irony is that those words will be the epitaph on her tombstone.
 
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