Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

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Also, I wonder if the guy who made Buttlord GT can go after Marvel for a character named Snowflake.

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Queen Of The Harpies said:
This is going to bankrupt Marvel/Disney
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Someone said it before in the comicsgate thread but Marvel the comics and Marvel the movies are two different entities operating under the same logo so the comics division can fuck up all the live long day and make reboot after reboot because Marvel Entertainment (movies division) can keep making a shitton of money using the characters the casual audience remembers.
Princess Peaches said:
Trailblazer looks hilarious to me. What does she keep in her backpack, brownies?
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I have seen nignogs suck the fingernails off of their hands just to get off ever last bit of the honey glaze I shit you not.
 
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I could only find one person on Twitter who had a positive reaction to this
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Sadly, Marvel's already lost her because the lighting on the cover wasn't to her liking
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Also, these guy suck, I dont think they could survive an encounter against Man With Gun. Safespace cant protect himself, fat girl wouldnt be fast enough to pull a shield out of her back pack and vampire boy is mortal, I think.
 
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I have seen nignogs suck the fingernails off of their hands just to get off ever last bit of the honey glaze I shit you not.
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I sincerely thought that Snowflake and Safespace were Venture Brothers parody characters when I first saw them and I thought “oh man! This is going to be a hilarious start to the season.”
 
Citation Checking Project said:
Gayniggers from outer space had better character design than this soyboy's niggerfaggots. Good job, Luciano.
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Gayniggers was unironically less racist and homophobic.

I could expand on this but the Gayniggers were actually the heroes of that movie and their mission was to cum to Earth to save men from the horrors of cisheteronormativity and whiteness.
 
even if they weren't totally shit concepts, the designs are just so plain and boring. i think b-negative has the best of them all and thats because he's got that cape thing going on to add to his silhouette, otherwise its just blue guy, pink guy, green guy, red guy, and fat chick.

also i drew this for y'all:
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For a while, I wanted to write a book about the Silver Age of Comics. Then I realized, for all the insanity back then, compared to this it's a scientific journal.
 
Disc said:
They unironically named the non-binary kid Snowflake... there’s not enough :story: in the world.

Snowflake was clearly meant to be a female character. Not only is she distinctly more feminine than her brother Safespace (the cringe, the cringe!) and wears masculine colours while he wears feminine ones, but then the team would be three boys, two girls. As it is, it looks more like a sausagefest than it really is.

If I had to pick one of these characters to be NB, I’d probably pick Screentime. If only to dilute the kind of cringe a character designated ‘the memer’ generates. Is he this group's mission control?

B-Negative is a derivative of a character I’ve never heard of, which is never a good start. He looks cringy, but more universally entertaining in his cringe than the others.

And trailblazer... I’ll skip the lowest-hanging fruit here, what kind of god gives a magic backpack that you pull random things from? Gary fucking Gygax? Not to mention she doesn’t consider herself a superhero, yet she has a superhero name, outfit, and POWERS GRANTED BY GOD? Forget superhero, it’ll be a miracle if she doesn’t develop a messiah complex!
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Captain Reddit, Scene Slut, Dora the Buffet Explorer, and the Incest Twins - if they can't win with their powers combined, the cringed combined might do it.
 
Extant Theropod said:
even if they weren't totally shit concepts, the designs are just so plain and boring. i think b-negative has the best of them all and thats because he's got that cape thing going on to add to his silhouette, otherwise its just blue guy, pink guy, green guy, red guy, and fat chick.

also i drew this for y'all:
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FTFY

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This is actually a major important step forward for the comic book industry. The world's first lolcow superhero team. The future is exciting again!
 
So again I initially thought this was something from the Venture Bros seeking to parody woke culture. Like even the dumb names are like ones that would be used on Venture. Turns out one of them even has the same power as a character from the Venture Bros. There’s a character named Fat Chance (later known as Fat Choice) who has an inter dimensional portal on his stomach that he can pull things out of, and sometimes they’re useful. He was never an important character and really just kind of used for gags but they unintentionally ripped off something that makes fun of their universe.
 
Alex Krycek said:
So again I initially thought this was something from the Venture Bros seeking to parody woke culture. Like even the dumb names are like ones that would be used on Venture. Turns out one of them even has the same power as a character from the Venture Bros. There’s a character named Fat Chance (later known as Fat Choice) who has an inter dimensional portal on his stomach that he can pull things out of, and sometimes they’re useful. He was never an important character and really just kind of used for gags but they unintentionally ripped off something that makes fun of their universe.
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We had a lolcow named Fat Chance because he was fat and his name was Chance. He died of being fat.
 
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