Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

[EmpGulcasa]

I mean, Marvel and DC have been hiring directly from Tumblr and Twitter for a while now. They don't make them any money, so I have no idea why.

 

[AltisticRight]

Besides black gay couple (Snowflake and Safeplace ), the New Warriors comic have also have : a spic boy (Screentime), a dyke vampire (B-Negative) and a fat black woman (Trailblazer) as main heroes.

Spoiler: New Warrios main heroes

Source:http://archive.li/f6g7K

What an exceptional timeline, we are living right now.

So with all the screeching about racism against the average 105 IQ Eastern Asians that has the highest average income, where's my representation?

Here he is.
Name is CoronaCheong.

Summons zombies and bats.

 

[CatParty]

So with all the screeching about racism against the average 105 IQ Eastern Asians that has the highest average income, where's my representation?

That’s the marvel editor in chief

oh wait he only pretended to be Asian to get his comic published

 

[NyQuilninja]

I don't understand this level of fagotry I just read
So here's something wholesome instead

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

That non binary woman has some stonkingly obvious titties.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Snowflame >>>> Snowflake

 

[Snekposter]

Cocaine is a hell of a superpower.

 

[Idonttrustlikethat]

Not sure why, but the fat one makes me think of Grimace.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

There is also a new hero named cuckold

New Marvel Superhero 'Cuckold' Wears Name as a Badge

Marvel announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old man who can only shoot laserbeams at enemies if someone is “fucking his wife.”

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I would read it if it was real.

We also need Soyboy, health at every size & demisexual.

The villains name sould be "based" or "clown world"

 

[Antipathy]

Not gonna lie, I went and read up, and I have a very, very, very, relevant question...

What the fuck is "internet gas"?

The only internet gas I recognize is Zyklon B

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

So what you're saying is that H.P Lovecraft was onto something when he called his cat NiggerMan? wow

 

[TaimuRadiu]

tbh the one that really irritates me the most is the fat black girl

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

@CatParty - I love you (some homo)

I like these designs, but they're not stunning or brave enough.

My (donut steal) ideas are:

Pozitron - Half cyborg, half AIDS victim, all crimefighter! Pozitron is a brilliant pansexual scientist who was doing a routine experiment when he fell into the anus of a man named Trent and emerged with super immune-system-compromising powers. Which he uses to fight crime! Take THAT, homophobia!

Megatroon - the Voltron of autogynephilia. Three completely unique and distinctive neon-haired low-effort trannies in a polyfugly relationship were exposed to dangerous levels of gamma ray radiation and gained the power* to combine into MEGATROON, the Gender-dysfunctional Avenger! (*As well as cancer.)

Male Feminist Man - malding doughboy Kyle McBeardglasses was just an ordinary ally. Until a magic bottle of Soylent granted him the cosmic power of respecting women and being Twitter verified! May troon out and/or be accused of rape later in the series.

 

[Syikeblade]

Does Marvel have to go under, before these idiots realize they are pandering to people who aren't gonna buy their comics? Comics are an expensie luxury item, which is typically unjustifiable for people who are so dysfunctional they can barely leave the house without descending into shit flinging hysterics, let alone hold a a fucking job to pay for these!

Isn't their ideology based on destroying everything to implement communism?

 

[Comicsgeist]

Trailblazer looks hilarious to me. What does she keep in her backpack, brownies?

It feels like some law was passed to make all teenage female characters in comics, post current year, all Gabby Rivera's BB Free...
Creator and creation:

I'm guessing, judging by the size of her fat ass, that the item most frequently plucked from her magic backpack is a bucket of KFC.

 

[Revo]

From the Marvel The New Warrior trailer yt video : http://archive.li/VpT2Q

 

[SugarSnot]

I love how hard they are trying to appeal to so called minorities while a huge chunk of the minority consumer base are already neck deep in Japanese comics and culture. I feel like I see more black and hispanic DragonBall fans than white for instance.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

Welp, now that they’ve made the internet-based technopath there goes a useful and cool superpower ruined by a garbage story and setting.

 

[byuu]

He actually pulls the face.
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My fucking sides XD

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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Muh six gorillion mutants