😵‍💫 Skitzocow Insert Symbols Here / Warped Ellipsis

[AnOminous]

I don't know a goddamn thing about Title IX other than to say she's retarded if she thinks she'd be a good class plaintiff.

For one thing, what class? Her claims are so freakish and bizarre as a claim of harm that they are unlikely to be shared by a class. A class must generally be injured in a similar enough way, nearly identical depending on how strict the pleading requirements are, that it makes sense to try as a class action.

She'd also need to find competent class counsel, which requires extensive experience in such suits, to get the case certified as a class action.

She can't even find some contingency schmo who specializes in shakedown suits for nuisance value.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

She'd also need to find competent class counsel, which requires extensive experience in such suits, to get the case certified as a class action.

Welp, that's more work for her parents to do.

 

[anephric]

Is it possible that the assault really was that traumatizing, since she is not of sound mind enough to tell what's important and what's not?

This is what I'm thinking.

Her screaming about all this makes me want to Captain Kirk slap-some-sense into her - but the fact is she likely has some serious, unrelated mental issue prior to her being groped.

(Five will get you ten that campus security asked if she made it up because they have her on file as hysterical and previously uncooperative with law enforcement.)

I don't know a goddamn thing about Title IX other than to say she's retarded if she thinks she'd be a good class plaintiff.

I read this in the voice of Detective Stabler on SVU and now I can't stop laughing.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

I archived the tag: page 1 - page 2 - page 3
and attached are PNGs of the readmores

Oh, shit, she's on to us!

apparently they have supporters, some "person" found my blog and sympathized with my poor mother over how much of a bitch i am, over how they should throw me out to die

Is her self-esteem so low that she feels the need to use lowercase first-person pronouns?

 

[waffle]

She can't even find some contingency schmo who specializes in shakedown suits for nuisance value.

I've done a shakedown or two in my day, she isn't worth it, she wants too much and will label you as part of the conspiracy and make bar complaints. To make a shakedown work you need some ghetto dude who will walk away with 3-5k, not complain, and call it a lot of money.

 

[K/S wordsmith]

I'm playing lolcow catch-up Friday (slow day) and this one, I mean who it's talking about, has me at a loss. I think the slang refs got too deep for me, out of the LULZ loop I suppose.
That said, the family argument audio makes my princess nipples hard.
It's like some sort of low rent Tennessee Williams play..."Twat on a hot tin roof" maybe, perhaps "The Ass Menagerie"

edit : oh shit, OK .. insertsymbols is her twitter . Still don't know the origins or story-arc of her draaaammmmaaaaa, but the snippets are entertaining.
care to fill me in on the back-story bumblebuttboy?

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Oh, shit, she's on to us!

Where was this?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Maybe I've misread something, but she claims she just got a PTSD service dog? When I looked into the same thing, there were very long waiting lists, and part of that was them checking your medical records to be sure you actually had PTSD. No one just "gets" a fully trained service dog. She acquired a dog and a letter from her shrink declaring it a medical necessity. I'm pretty sure the actual quote is "all reasonable accommodations" should be made for the dog, but it isn't entitled to the same legal protection that service dogs are. Most people and companies don't know the difference between a service dog and a comfort dog and are afraid to question it (since every jackass with a support dog buys a service dog jacket to make them look a little more legit), so you end up with shit like insane dogs on airplanes.

 

[Rick Springfield]

Is it possible that the assault really was that traumatizing, since she is not of sound mind enough to tell what's important and what's not?

If 'the assault' (I.E. the guy she invited into bed with her feeling her up) was so cripplingly traumatizing, is that really society's fault? Sexual assault is an awful thing, but inviting intoxicated acquaintances to share your bed and getting your boob grabbed is a lot different than some random asshole at a party groping you. I wonder how those who've seen combat, been in the same room with an asshole on a shooting rampage, etc. feel about somebody claiming that getting groped by someone they allowed into their bed of their own free will gave them PTSD and now they're permanently fucked so society needs to give them a cookie.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Where was this?

The second screenshot lindsayfan attached to the post I quoted. It dates from about one week before the screenshot was taken.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If 'the assault' (I.E. the guy she invited into bed with her feeling her up) was so cripplingly traumatizing, is that really society's fault? Sexual assault is an awful thing, but inviting intoxicated acquaintances to share your bed and getting your boob grabbed is a lot different than some random asshole at a party groping you. I wonder how those who've seen combat, been in the same room with an asshole on a shooting rampage, etc. feel about somebody claiming that getting groped by someone they allowed into their bed of their own free will gave them PTSD and now they're permanently fucked so society needs to give them a cookie.

I have PTSD. And to be honest, it does annoy me when people self diagnosis themselves with it so flippantly. I was misdiagnosed with schizophrenia for years, to give you an understanding of how bad PTSD can be. There are times where dealing with the repercussions of PTSD are living hell. I've been in and out of mental hospitals. I lost most of my friends, and sections of my family over it. There are times where I wish I was schizophrenic, because at least people don't ask what happened to cause it, or give you a weird look because you're not a veteran. There's a shameful stigma attached to PTSD, that you just need to learn to deal with whatever happened. I don't know why anyone would want that.

 

[Rick Springfield]

I think maybe the dog is more an emotional support animal rather than a legit service dog that has been trained to help people. I know you can get a real trained service dogs for like, autistic people and I've seem one with my own eyeballs, they are trained to claim someone down when they are having a meltdown and to prevent them from hurting themselves (pulling hair, banging head with fists)
It seems that almost any animal can be certified as an emotional support animal, the guy I buy crickets from said he knows a lady who had her bearded dragon registered as a support animal like it had papers and shit.
I kind of think her parents just bought her a dog to try and cheer her up

'Emotional Support' animals aren't always BS, and even a service animal doesn't have to be a dog (seeing eye ponies exist for people with dog allergies, for instance). For instance I've read of cases of cats actually making good support animals for people who have mental disorders that cause them to fixate on something for long periods of time since even an untrained cat will be pretty shameless about demanding your attention if you spend 10 hours straight examining the wall. OK, in many of those cases maybe the cat just wants food, but the cat is still providing its owner with a much needed snap back to reality.

That being said, I do not think Insert Symbols' case is legitimate. People who want to declare their ill-behaved Pekingese, pet Florida Panther, etc. a 'therapy animal' so they can bring it everywhere with them are a big part of the reason people who actually need an assistive animal get harassed by store owners, landlords, etc. in many cases that aren't the classic blind person with a guide dog.

 

[Lunete]

To me the only person who sounds remotely close to verbally abusive in those recordings are her. She's the one who starts shrieking and hurling insults when they don't agree with her.

Edit: There are also places that can help people with disorders like PTSD find and keep jobs.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Her "service dog" is named Jesus.

"For comedic value, I’d like to ask people if they believed in Jesus. If the person said that I couldn’t call my dog Jesus or if they said “no”, I’d ask in exaggerated confusion, “Why not? He’s right there, he answers to Jesus, therefore he’s Jesus! I wouldn’t go telling you I don’t believe in you.” I’d also get to poke fun at non-Christians with the same line. The most entertaining part was converting all the atheists to “Jesus followers”. So, because I believe in Jesus, therefore I’m the most Christian person on earth."

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oh damn. Only some drunk dude would get into bed with that. He probably has PTSD after hooking up with her.

 

[stress sighs]

https://insertsymbolshere.wordpress.com/2012/09/15/proof-of-jesus/#more-151 (archive)
Well apparently Jesus is a rescued dog, and not a service dog? I'm not too good at this detectiving stuff

 

[Trombonista]

Her "service dog" is named Jesus.

"For comedic value, I’d like to ask people if they believed in Jesus. If the person said that I couldn’t call my dog Jesus or if they said “no”, I’d ask in exaggerated confusion, “Why not? He’s right there, he answers to Jesus, therefore he’s Jesus! I wouldn’t go telling you I don’t believe in you.” I’d also get to poke fun at non-Christians with the same line. The most entertaining part was converting all the atheists to “Jesus followers”. So, because I believe in Jesus, therefore I’m the most Christian person on earth."

Something about this photo screams "spoiled girl."

Not gonna lie, though, that dog is cute.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Her latest is up. It has two sound files. I can't download the first.

I tried to upload the second file but I get a "request entity too large" when I send it. It's 2.4 MB while the limit is 10MB so I dunno what's wrong.

But at her google drive you can listen to it, it's hilarious. "You blame me for it." "You blame me for it." "You say it's my fault."

This is the logic.

1. You say there is something I can do to improve my situation.
2. I haven't done that yet.
3. So you are saying it's my fault.

What these assholes are actually concerned about is that my disability means I’ll never move out.

If she were in my house, I would be concerned about that too. I have my own life to live that doesn't involve taking care of a goldbricker.

I’m so glad they’ve made clear that they want rid of me regardless of the damage it does me, because it’s quite obvious they support my suicide–they just won’t say it.

"Making me responsible" ===> "my death"

Remember how they didn’t give a damn about how I carved “whore” the other week? It was all about their reputation. It still is.

THEY DID NOT PAY CORRECT ATTENTION TO MY CUTTING MYSELF!

What’s funny is that they were SO pissed when I wrote them out of all my legal stuff. “How dare you! That’s so stupid of you! You have no idea what you’re doing, now we can’t do anything!” You want to control me or you want me gone, pick one you sick fucks.

No kidding, dumb shit. If you hurt yourself what are they supposed to do? Call twitter to make your medical decisions?

Okay, here is the second file. I got it under 1MB and that worked.

 

[captkrisma]

Sorry if this sets people off, but if she wanted to become an hero, she would have done it by now.

The whole "Didn't give a damn about me cutting" was probably because the cuts healed up...shit was not that deep, yo.

 

[GRANDAD]

"didnt give a damn about me cutting" so does her family actively follow her online or did she just wave that shit around in their face reinforcing their idea that shes crazy as catshit