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"Service dog" my ass. And, is the dog getting ear infections because she's washing her wrong?
 
This is an awesome find. Seldom have I ever see such concentrated autismu in one individual. She's got it all; fake PSTD, massive entitlement, blaming her parents/school for her failures plus all the SJW lingo all in one wacko package.

The cherry on top is the OCD way she blogs everything including the fights with her parents.

This is gold!

OK I found the dog thing;

*Clarification: My degree of difficulty in the classes qualified me for having a dog come with me to class. Because I was otherwise not disabled outside of class, I could not call myself disabled and thus couldn’t call the dog a service dog even though that’s exactly what it was for all intents and purposes. Those terms are medically restricted and I did not meet those terms until 2014. However, given the law on Title IX and education law accommodations, I should have been given an exception to have it, especially when my therapist said I needed it. It is no different than a student saying they need more time on tests: a medical person verifies it, the school must give it. That’s what should have happened here. I needed a school-specific accommodation. I had the paperwork. They denied it.
 
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Ja'mie said:
Tee el dee are: Some drunk idiot grabbed her boobs in college so we owe her everything now.
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Wait, I thought I was just missing something but are y'all serious that's what she claims to have given her PTSD and needs all this shit for it?

That's definitely an unpleasant experience and I was feeling pretty sorry for her thinking she already had it and that particular experience caused her to have a panic attack or flashbacks but good lord this is ridiculous.
 
I was talking to a girl very much like Insert: has PTSD and anxiety issues from almost rape, self entitlement (expects the guy to pay for everything to include a trip to Hawaii and her college education), has an aversion to sex, and is deathly afraid to meet because she thinks I'll rape and murder her in the middle of a crowded restaurant. She flat out said that I forced our first date upon her and she'll have to find a way to cope with that.

Why do I date all the crazies?
 
I've downloaded her sound files where I could, but many are gone. I ought to upload them here but I'm lazy.

A lot of psychology textbooks claim that people with mental illnesses and symptoms, such as delusions, panic attacks, hallucinations, or dissociation, do not know they’re having those symptoms. It’s said that those things feel entirely real to the person having them, that there is no way they can tell the difference between the “true perceptions” and the false symptoms.

Boiled down, it’s the idea that people who are “crazy” don’t know they’re “crazy”.
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That's from today's post.
 
Sarcastic Username said:
A lot of psychology textbooks claim that people with mental illnesses and symptoms, such as delusions, panic attacks, hallucinations, or dissociation, do not know they’re having those symptoms. It’s said that those things feel entirely real to the person having them, that there is no way they can tell the difference between the “true perceptions” and the false symptoms.

Boiled down, it’s the idea that people who are “crazy” don’t know they’re “crazy”.
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Because all those DOCTORS know EVERYTHING about mental health! They don't know PTSD symptoms because they never had it like I do! No one will understand the stresses I've endured because someone wanted to touch my boobs!
 
meatslab said:
Wait, I thought I was just missing something but are y'all serious that's what she claims to have given her PTSD and needs all this shit for it?

That's definitely an unpleasant experience and I was feeling pretty sorry for her thinking she already had it and that particular experience caused her to have a panic attack or flashbacks but good lord this is ridiculous.
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In a recent recording, she demands that her parents sue CMU.

They say they weren't in the room. She says 'that's right.'

They say she should sue herself. She says she doesn't have money. They say lawyers will take it on contingency. She says that's not how it works.

Of course, they are shouting and she is screaming like a banshee, so add like a dozen exclamation points there.

They should demand that she at least call the lawyer herself. Or if it's up to them to fix everything.

The general rule of her life is

1. I will die if my parents make me do anything.
2. By trying to make me do anything, my parents are trying to kill me.

The parents need to move her out with enough money for a year and then cut off all contact. She will still say "U R KILLING ME LITERALLY" but too bad. She's an adult now.
 
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They say she should sue herself. She says she doesn't have money. They say lawyers will take it on contingency. She says that's not how it works.
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That is how it works. At least, if you actually have a case worth anything, as opposed to being a delusional lunatic.
 
Narcissism is a hell of a drug. If someone grabs your boobs, you kick them in the junk or slap them. That's the proper response.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Narcissism is a hell of a drug. If someone grabs your boobs, you kick them in the junk or slap them. That's the proper response.
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What if I told you that dorms have a security desk and dedicated visitation hours for people of opposite gender? And that having a guy stay the night, intoxicated or not, is against MOST college dorm regulations?
 
captkrisma said:
What if I told you that dorms have a security desk and dedicated visitation hours for people of opposite gender? And that having a guy stay the night, intoxicated or not, is against MOST college dorm regulations?
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Not in "mixed" dorms at a secular, northeastern university. And with electronic entry systems in lieu of desk attendants, who's there to enforce it?
 
captkrisma said:
What if I told you that dorms have a security desk and dedicated visitation hours for people of opposite gender? And that having a guy stay the night, intoxicated or not, is against MOST college dorm regulations?
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At a certain Catholic university that is located near a Catholic women's college, it's become something of an inside joke that men who have girlfriends at that women's college grow accustomed to urinating in sinks (because they can't leave the girlfriend's room to use the restroom, they use the sink installed in every dorm room). Even where there are strict rules against having men overnight, it happens routinely.
 
a lot of people that attend carnegie mellon go batshit crazy because they cant handle the environment/workload. im not surprised at all that a lolcow has ties to that fuckin place
 
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