Let's Sperg Imperials or Stormcloaks?

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It's almost like Bethesda fucked in writing the two factions: The Imperial are cucks and the Stormcloaks are retarded, why should i care if both options are idiots?
Unrelated but since this is an ES thread: Any opinions on Elder Scrolls Online?
 
Zaryiu said:
It's almost like Bethesda fucked in writing the two factions: The Imperial are cucks and the Stormcloaks are exceptional, why should i care if both options are idiots?
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Why do you care about any of the factions in New Vegas?
 
The Imperials because after I killed off the leadership of both sdes and usurped their thrones, it's the older banner I'd use to sodomize those faggot fuckin elves
 
Zaryiu said:
It's almost like Bethesda fucked in writing the two factions: The Imperial are cucks and the Stormcloaks are exceptional, why should i care if both options are idiots?
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The writing in the whole game was retarded if you ask me, but these two factions suffered the most. Which is why the elves are the best option. At least they are competent at what they do.

Zaryiu said:
Unrelated but since this is an ES thread: Any opinions on Elder Scrolls Online?
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It's a good mmorpg and not Skyrim Online. Zenimax are also little Jews that need money equal to a AAA release for each new chapter (glorified dlc) coming out, which is separate from the base game.
 
GravityBeliever said:
The writing in the whole game was exceptional if you ask me, but these two factions suffered the most. Which is why the elves are the best option. At least they are competent at what they do.


It's a good mmorpg and not Skyrim Online. Zenimax are also little Jews that need money equal to a AAA release for each new chapter (glorified dlc) coming out, which is separate from the base game.
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Really? Because they are prett much twirling mustaches all the time with how they are written (it's been years since i played it so i might be wrong)
I'm thinking of playing ESO but i am not sure which group has the better written story
 
The Empire all the way. The Stormcloaks would burn everything down and allow the Dominion to walk all over Tamriel just to say that they wouldn't let those Imperials take Talos away, even though the Empire did it at gun point. Screw'em.
 
I always go with the Stormcloaks when I play as a Nord, if I choose another race I usually go Imperial.


hood LOLCOW said:
It's from the Thalmor's dossier on Ulfric you double cuck
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I always interpreted that as Ulfric being a manchurian candidate. They tortured him and fucked with his head and now he's an unwitting agent, and he might have a Thalmor handler but Ulfric doesn't know that the handler is part of the Thalmor. It makes sense, because High king Torygg was sympathetic to the Stormcloak cause, and if all Ulfric wanted was Talos worship then diplomacy would've gone a lot farther in achieving that goal than killing him. I guess Ulfric wanted to show Skyrim who had the biggest warhammer, so to speak.


Fulda's Gap said:
Y'all N'wahs need Vivec.
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Serve House Dagoth, or serve no one.


Johnny Bravo said:
They're both cunts but at least the Nords have pride.
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(((Thalmor))) are the real racists.


Replicant Sasquatch said:
I have to ask, is there anyone who actually killed Paarthunax? I remember being pretty shocked how these people who couldn't have done anything without me suddenly got so bitchy at me for not wanting to murder the guy who was nothing but helpful.
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That always pissed me off. First off, Delphine would've been in her mid 20's when the Great War started, and she would've just been some scrub flickin' her bean in Cloud Ruler Temple. She hasn't officially been a Blade for thirty fuckin' years! What gives her the authority to dictate, to the Dragonborn of all people, what the Blades' mission should be? Not to mention the fact you have these mythic, powerful creatures that no one's seen in centuries coming back, and the person you sworn to serve is personal friends with the leader of these creatures, maybe we should ask their opinion? Nah, let's just kill 'em all!

Endir said:
Not only that but when you become the guildmaster, the other members still treat you as if you literally just joined. Makes no sense.
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Oblivion did the guilds right. When your the leader, you just sit on your ass and collect the gold. You don't do the same fetch / murder quests over and over and over again! Bethesda really screwed the pooch with their "Radiant Quest" bullshit!

Gym Leader Elesa said:
Honestly the Forsworn are the coolest and would be the best, but in their absence, Stormcloaks no question.
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And speaking of pooch screwing, they did it again with the Forsworn. How come when I free their king, they still attack me? The way they're depicted in Skyrim are as just filthier bandits. I mean really, they live in fuckin' squalor, with a bunch of eyeballs and spriggian heads laying everywhere. Would it kill them to clean up their messes?


Replicant Sasquatch said:
Empire is absolute shit tier because the very first thing they do before you even start the game is try to fucking murder you because of a clerical error. The only reason to ever side with them is if you're purposely RPing as a braindead doormat tool of the state.
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There's always the Live another life mod, which honestly is the only way I can side with the Imperials.
 
I honestly can't choose. Imperialism vs Xenophobia. Either choice makes me just want to run into the woods and shoot bears full of arrows.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
IIRC there's an Altmer woman in Windhelm who says as long as you pull your weight and don't act like a nignog the Stormcloaks have no problem with you.
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That's one of the reasons why I think the arguement of teh Stormcloaks being racist is retarded IMO. If you really want to insult them, there are better things to go for, like their inability to grasp basic politics, and how the Empire signing a peace treaty doesn't mean that "they are fags that would rather choke on Thalmor cock than have freedom."
 
GravityBeliever said:
That's one of the reasons why I think the arguement of teh Stormcloaks being racist is exceptional IMO. If you really want to insult them, there are better things to go for, like their inability to grasp basic politics, and how the Empire signing a peace treaty doesn't mean that "they are fags that would rather choke on Thalmor cock than have freedom."
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Its kind of a grey area when we see in the Stormcloak capital Dark Elves being harassed and that they live in a ghetto while the Argonians have to live in a communal house outside the walls.
 
hood LOLCOW said:
The Civil War is a Thalmor plot you cucks

Ulfric is a Thalmor plant
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If you don't choose the Stormcloaks, you're a nigger.
 
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