Let's Sperg Imperials or Stormcloaks?

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Neither, the civil war was just Alduin manipulating mankind to wage war so he could feast on the souls of the dead.

He chose to save Ulfric at Helgen and didn’t roast General Tullius like he could have. Why? Cuz he wants the fighting to continue

Plus a fractured Skyrim leaves a weakened empire for the Aldmeri Dominion to invade
 
>DUDE HAIL SITHIS LMAO
>wears nothing but edgy black and red
literally “nothing personnel kid” of elder scrolls factions

The Brotherhood was so cool in Oblivion. They wore all black, their hideout was barely hidden because they knew no one would bother them, and they had the entire capital city in a panic just because someone might have been trying to contact them. By Skyrim, they're letting kids join, they're talking to corpses, and their hideout was in the middle of nowhere in some frozen mountainside. What an embarrassment they became.
 
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Neither, the civil war was just Alduin manipulating mankind to wage war so he could feast on the souls of the dead.

He chose to save Ulfric at Helgen and didn’t roast General Tullius like he could have. Why? Cuz he wants the fighting to continue

Plus a fractured Skyrim leaves a weakened empire for the Aldmeri Dominion to invade
Wait so Alduin didn't come in and try to kill/save your ass (or theoretically got invited by the Horse-Thiefs prayers?) -- but to save Ulfric?
wow
 
The Civil War is a Thalmor plot you cucks

Ulfric is a Thalmor plant
 
Calm down Elf cuck. If you wanted to spew out Imperial propaganda you could’ve just said so.
It's from the Thalmor's dossier on Ulfric you double cuck

also apologize for doubleposting
Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

Description: Jarl of Windhelm, leader of Stormcloak rebellion, Imperial Legion veteran

Background: Ulfric first came to our attention during the First War Against the Empire, when he was taken as a prisoner of war during the campaign for the White-Gold Tower. Under interrogation, we learned of his potential value (son of the Jarl of Windhelm) and he was assigned as an asset to the interrogator, who is now First Emissary Elenwen. He was made to believe information obtained during his interrogation was crucial in the capture of the Imperial City (the city had in fact fallen before he had broken), and then allowed to escape. After the war, contact was established and he has proven his worth as an asset. The so-called Markarth Incident was particularly valuable from the point of view of our strategic goals in Skyrim, although it resulted in Ulfric becoming generally uncooperative to direct contact.

Operational Notes: Direct contact remains a possibility (under extreme circumstances), but in general the asset should be considered dormant. As long as the civil war proceeds in its current indecisive fashion, we should remain hands-off. The incident at Helgen is an example where an exception had to be made - obviously Ulfric's death would have dramatically increased the chance of an Imperial victory and thus harmed our overall position in Skyrim. (NOTE: The coincidental intervention of the dragon at Helgen is still under scrutiny. The obvious conclusion is that whoever is behind the dragons also has an interest in the continuation of the war, but we should not assume therefore that their goals align with our own.) A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed.
what if the dossier was planted by the thalmor to fool spies tho
 
It's from the Thalmor's dossier on Ulfric you double cuck

also apologize for doubleposting

what if the dossier was planted by the thalmor to fool spies tho

he used to be an asset, they even mention that he’s uncooperative. he fucked up in the past but he’s a true nord through and through, bitch
 
ULFRIC WAS PLANTED BY THE THALMOR

edit: ninjad
 
HE WAS AN ASSET BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANTED TO FUCK OVER THE EMPIRE

ENOUGH OF THESE ELVEN LIES

EVEN IF THE STORMCLOAK WIN INDEPENDENCE THEY WOULD HAVE GIVEN THE THALMOR REASON TO DECLARE WAR ON SKYRIM/THE IMPERIALS FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE WHITE GOLD TOWER ACCORD.
 
EVEN IF THE STORMCLOAK WIN INDEPENDENCE THEY WOULD HAVE GIVEN THE THALMOR REASON TO DECLARE WAR ON SKYRIM/THE IMPERIALS FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE WHITE GOLD TOWER ACCORD.

THE EMPIRE WOULD KEEP KISSING THE THALMOR'S ASS IF THEY WON
 
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