I'm a fictionkin - AMA

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I've said this before but I find this kind of shit more charming from back then, however it's been hijacked and radicalized by politics.

Girls thinking they're JRPG characters is kind of cute, girls thinking they're communist revolutionaries is not.

Too many to count.
Fuh real? Is thong just the standard swimwear?

Would love to visit Brazil and see this for myself, can I visit and stay with you?

this almost feels like powerleveling in that it puts me as having read and enjoyed the comic but here you go:

-troll romance quadrants-
this is a reimagining of human emotions and types of relationships for the alien race of trolls. there are 4 types, each associated with one of the suits and colors of a deck of cards. Red (hearts and diamonds) are "positive", while Black (clubs, spades) are "negative". The idea is that both types of interaction are good and healthy for a person's character development, unless someone crosses a line such as murder, rape, or general non-consent/mutilation.

The troll arc shows this happening through the characters and the use of this made up relationship-describer.

"Moirails" (diamonds, <> ) are like best friends, the ones you can talk about everything from stuff you should get therapy for to bodily functions. Think platonic life partners, bffs who grew up together, and support friends, but with the specific goals of keeping each other alive and emotionally stable. No fucking unless desperate. This is the most crucial relationship for the trolls to have so they don't go off the deep end.

"Matesprits" (hearts, <3 ) is the equivalent of a traditional human bf/gf situation. Trolls in the story are naturally more violent and live in a violent society, so their level of "affection" starts at "you didn't try to kill me upon passing". They don't really get shown as 'loving', but rather this relationship is built around breeding, physical protection, and lust. Mostly genetic matching type mating based on blood color.

Kismesis (spade, <3<) is "hate" based. Think enemies to lovers, hate fucking, rivals, archenemies etc. Unlike red relationships, the involved parties are responsible for regulating their own emotions, but like matesprits, kismesisitudes are for the purpose of making the other person better through physical and verbal exchanges. In a pinch, this is the back up breeding relationship if the government drones come knocking so you don't get culled (killed). Mostly breaking each other's shit for fun, calling them names, and then fucking after.

Lastly, Auspistice (clubs, c3< ). For when you REALLY wanna hatefuck, but you're too likely to literally strangle the life out of someone. This is the only relationship that involves 3 people. Two haters, and the one who enjoys mediating the conflict between them. This is the most theatrical, with most of it being therapy sessions, keeping them at bay from each other and rarely fucking. It tends to be a rarer relationship as most trolls can't regulate their emotions long enough to get a third, and this is the one most likely to fall apart and have two parties go full black (kismises) or the arbitrator becoming someone's moirail.

-random terms-

alternia-the planet of the trolls. the sun extra sucks here.

Pom de la pounce- the guardian creature/parent of this particular character. manifests as a large cat.

LOLCAT- the name of the game planet this character gets thrown onto when entering the game of the story

Equius- the moirail of this character. sweaty muscular mechanic who likes milk and robot maids.

Trollian- in universe chat client

hope that clears things. feel free to tap me for anymore translations, this bullshit lives rent free in my head.
Da fuck? Is this Patient Zero for a lot of Woke stuff? It's very cult like, all this terminology and new ways of seeing the world and people, it reminds me a lot of Woke.
 
You mess with a Brazilian woman and first thing you know you're stuck with a mongrel kid and a greedy wife that wants a green card
But they got dem rockin' bodies bro.

You didn't answer my question about thongs, but I have noticed that even in the US thong seems to be close to the standard for swimwear, that combined with me seeing more and more women wearing ultra tight yoga pants and basically butt cheeks are getting close to being where bare legs were at in the 1940s, a little racy, a little daring, but not at all considered "nudity"

Funny how the more time goes on the higher it goes, from showing ankle being daring, to showing leg, to showing ass, how long till it works all the way up to boobies?
 
You didn't answer my question about thongs, but I have noticed that even in the US thong seems to be close to the standard for swimwear, that combined with me seeing more and more women wearing ultra tight yoga pants and basically butt cheeks are getting close to being where bare legs were at in the 1940s, a little racy, a little daring, but not at all considered "nudity"

Funny how the more time goes on the higher it goes, from showing ankle being daring, to showing leg, to showing ass, how long till it works all the way up to boobies?
I never paid attention to those things admittedly so my opinion is probably wrong anyway, but I'd say a good percentage of women use it (worst part is when tourists from São Paulo come around to the beaches and they think it's okay to go to the supermarket with full-on beachwear)
 
I like how this went from some faggot soulbonder's AMA to some thirsty faggot incel's AMA about Brazilian bitches in thongs and yoga pants.

Even in their own threads, soulbonders get btfo.
 
Da fuck? Is this Patient Zero for a lot of Woke stuff? It's very cult like, all this terminology and new ways of seeing the world and people, it reminds me a lot of Woke.

Honestly, I doubt it. Pretend this shit is just modern age tolkien and you'll get it. I personally really enjoyed the lengths to which the author created a totalitarian social-hierarchy based on blood type world with a race more likely to kill than spare and then cared to invent, explain, and use social relationship constructs for both plot and character development.

The author and actual comic very, very much mock modern sjws/the whole woke bullshit and in fact the characters have called each other "slurs" in the comic. Only after 2016-2018 did it get co-opted and taken over by people who just wanted to shit it up with their new genders. The fanbase was a spawning point for many crazies simply because it was the first big intersection of traditional forums/fanfiction websites/social media, and was hosted for free online and updated near daily, unlike tv shows, movies, and books.
 
Honestly, I doubt it. Pretend this shit is just modern age tolkien and you'll get it. I personally really enjoyed the lengths to which the author created a totalitarian social-hierarchy based on blood type world with a race more likely to kill than spare and then cared to invent, explain, and use social relationship constructs for both plot and character development.

The author and actual comic very, very much mock modern sjws/the whole woke bullshit and in fact the characters have called each other "slurs" in the comic. Only after 2016-2018 did it get co-opted and taken over by people who just wanted to shit it up with their new genders. The fanbase was a spawning point for many crazies simply because it was the first big intersection of traditional forums/fanfiction websites/social media, and was hosted for free online and updated near daily, unlike tv shows, movies, and books.
People have been blurring the line between fiction and reality in a lot of ways in recent years and of course authorial intent matters, maybe the creators of the original comic were just trying to tell an interesting yarn and crazies took it and ran with it, wouldn't be the first time that happened.
 
Da fuck? Is this Patient Zero for a lot of Woke stuff? It's very cult like, all this terminology and new ways of seeing the world and people, it reminds me a lot of Woke.
It's meant to be one of many structures of control the totalitarian evil space empire uses to keep the general populace in line as well as a funny weird alien approach to relationships. Things get more fucking batshit absurd when the green mafia gnome fuckers romantic structure is introduced. That, however isnt a tool used by the empire and is just weird space gnomes
...what's a Nepeta, anyhow?
In actual real life terms? I'm pretty sure it's a plant. In this context though, it's the funny cave goblin kid from the funny webcomic Homestuck that murders animals for food with her bare hands and has a cave wall dedicated to speculating relationship outcomes with her friends. The less funny, more half assed melodrama cliffhanger sequel hellspiral homestuck 2 does not contain Nepeta at all. She dies in homestuck one but comes back in various ways and I guess the new writers don't care for funny characters.

OP's weirdly a lot less hostile and/or pretentious melodrama-y than pretty much every otherkin I've come across or observed from the sidelines (including ones claiming to be nepeta lmao) so that's something strange to begin with. I remember like a few short years ago people started using the terms to refer to just really liking a character instead of claiming to be that character but OP goes on about kin memories and shit so it's not the watered down otherkin but the actual woowoo magic bullshit otherkin. Kinda makes me wonder about things like if they got roped into this by someone else rather than just coming onto this on their own terms entirely. You know, like final fantasy house shit where it's more or less kinda coaxed into the others? I've had homestuck otherkin accuse me of being secretly the reincarnation of Homestuck characters before, weird as shit when that happens. Weirder still because the 2 characters the random otherkin bastards I've run into over the years accused me of being really consistently were also 2 characters there's a really big "Oh god I want to see them FUCK! like having GAY SMUT SEX!" thing around in certain deranged circles. I think I made a few shitpost jokes about those encounters before on here. Not on this thread, but threads talking about homestuck or otherkin a few years ago.

None of this would have happened if Hussie went and got Humanimals made into an actual animated office sitcom show about freaky mutant men at work, I'm sure of it.
 
People have been blurring the line between fiction and reality in a lot of ways in recent years [...]
I guess it's because autism is getting more mainstream.

That one book comparing Andy Warhol to "Chris Chan" claimed Chris was an image of where America is going.

Woke, confusing fiction with reality, fat, freakish sexuality...

Do not want
 
Coming on here was a huge mistake.

Though I will admit, I'm impressed with how honest you are. Not sure if this is real or not.

As for the whole -kin thing, I couldn't give less of a shit, though I will say it is pretty cringe, and not something you should share with total internet strangers
 
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