🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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DrJonesHat said:
What continually amazes me about lolcows in general, and Sweet in particular, is how much damaging information they'll openly disclose. As @He Sets Me On Fire stated, they seem to think the details will win people to their side, when in fact they make them look very, very bad. Sweet's admission about the hospital, the incident with the minor, his behavior since being expelled, all of that came from Sweet. Some of the stories, true were dug up by the doc, but a lot of the damaging info came from the subject. Sweet seems to have a very poor grasp on how other people will react to his behavior, so I guess it wouldn't occur to him that telling us the story would actually make him look worse than he already did.
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Indeed.
Holdek said:
Mr. Kaczynski's judgment is viewed as being poor, both from the basis of review of collateral information and observations within The interviews. He was unable to modify the presentation of his responses within the interviews to present information in a less negative light.
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Rin said:
No, I mean he makes us talk like a cross between a racist stereotype and a lolcat. Sorry for the confusion.
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Oh you mean just his typical dumb dumb voice. That's actually a pretty accurate explanation. Waiting for him to add "soul brother" to make it the most racist of shit he's said.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Also, if Sweets is so upset by this thread all he has to do is stop reading it. I think he actually likes controversy, and we're the only people who generate any for him, since AJM is/was his hugbox. If he really didn't care what we thought about him, he'd ignore us. But he can't do that because we're the audience he desperately needs. But he is afraid of us, or he's come and engage us here. As far as I know he wasn't banned. He can show up at anytime he wants.
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He wants validation. He needs to feel that, in some way he's right and awesome and everyone loves him and all of that other garbage.

He can't get it irl because his brother apparently doesn't like to deal with his shit and his mother seems mostly ambivalent about everything, I would imagine because her son is a goddamn catastrophe and failure.

He can't get it from the Belch Dimension because, outside of us, no one even knows the Belch Dimension exists.

He can't get it from the AJM Forums because trying to weaponize it against the Farms basically caused them to shut it all down. While there's a chance he's still talking to them inside his own personal hugbox, the fact that he's been continually talking about us in dA journals hints that he's either been told to knock it off or he's been removed from AJM for not being able to shut the fuck up.

That's why he keeps addressing "The Other Forum" in his dA account. He needs to get the last word in. He needs to feel that he can refute the evil progressives and that he and his chivalrous, Conservative ideals are right. He needs to win. Posting caps of us and refuting them with his "poignant commentary" is the closest he'll ever get to this feeling, because he knows no one will refute them in a way that's readily available to him. In his dA journals, he can proclaim to his meager audience that he's right and the ultimate victor and that his life is truly on the right track and everything.

Even if it's just an audience of one.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
He wants validation. He needs to feel that, in some way he's right and awesome and everyone loves him and all of that other garbage.

He can't get it irl because his brother apparently doesn't like to deal with his shit and his mother seems mostly ambivalent about everything, I would imagine because her son is a goddamn catastrophe and failure.

He can't get it from the Belch Dimension because, outside of us, no one even knows the Belch Dimension exists.

He can't get it from the AJM Forums because trying to weaponize it against the Farms basically caused them to shut it all down. While there's a chance he's still talking to them inside his own personal hugbox, the fact that he's been continually talking about us in dA journals hints that he's either been told to knock it off or he's been removed from AJM for not being able to shut the fuck up.

That's why he keeps addressing "The Other Forum" in his dA account. He needs to get the last word in. He needs to feel that he can refute the evil progressives and that he and his chivalrous, Conservative ideals are right. He needs to win. Posting caps of us and refuting them with his "poignant commentary" is the closest he'll ever get to this feeling, because he knows no one will refute them in a way that's readily available to him. In his dA journals, he can proclaim to his meager audience that he's right and the ultimate victor and that his life is truly on the right track and everything.

Even if it's just an audience of one.
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Spot on. Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
"The Other Forum"
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It always raises a jeering smile to see him call us "The Other Forum". It's a TVTropesism which Sweet has appropriated without understanding its meaning. On TVTropes they refer to Wikipedia as "The Other Wiki", "That Other Wiki", or "TOW". He seems to have latched onto it as a "clever" way to be dismissive of us - seemingly without realising why TVTropes uses that terminology:
TVTropes' Wikipedia article said:
The Other Wiki. The wiki that most people are familiar with. The one that isn't us.
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Not only does calling us "The Other Forum" imply that we're better known than the "Belchblog", but it's also solipsistic in its assumption that everyone knows about the Kiwi Farms - and whilst it's undoubtedly true that Sweet Bro's entire audience comes from this site, it's unlikely that he'd ever admit to that himself.
 
Mr. Newspaperman said:
"On one occasion, I recall I unwittingly stumbled across a hot crap game going on in the boys' room . . . "
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How very typical of the Bad Boy of College Journalism. I've beaten this poor dead horse until it's nothing but skin and bones, but Jonathan M. Sweet never gets anything right. He is an unstoppable machine when it comes to producing factual errors.

The name of the dice game is craps, not crap, you gormless moron.
 
Sweet Bro's fatal flaw is the fact that he's an entitled asshole. His entitlement issues are the reason why he can't learn from his fucking mistakes. They're the reason why he's so obsessed with winning a war that he has already lost. And they're the reason why he powerlevels all over the goddamn internet and forces his weirdness onto others.

Multiple factors led to AJM closing down, but Sweet's feelings of entitlement were the catalyst that began the chain of events. If Sweet was actually mature as he loves to claim, he would of sucked up his pride and accepted responsibility for attracting the Kiwis onto the forum. He didn't even have to reject his delusions, just accept responsibility, apologize to the AJM community, and kindly request the Kiwis to leave the forum alone since they're making the AJMers uncomfortable. If Sweet Bro had done that, I bet AJM STUDIOS would still be open today and this thread dead. The Kiwi-AJM members such as @Holdek and @HSMOF would of respected Sweet for showing maturity for once and would of begun engaging in serious dialogue to get AJM STUDIOS out of the public eye at the Farms. As for the AJM staff, they would of been relieved to see the Kiwis showing interest in leaving and would of finally engaged in conversation with the outsiders they felt uncomfortable with.

But we all know how the story goes... Sweet tried to weaponize a forum that wanted nothing to do with conflict. @Treenbeen was left to clean up the mess by herself. I eventually joined this forum because I finally read up on the entire ordeal. And AJM then closed up shop for the most part.

@Sanae Kochiya said something very true awhile back. Sweets has been offered many opportunities (such as a hugbox that would accept him) despite his disability and he has managed to fuck them all up by himself.

This is why nobody pities Jonathan M. Sweet. This is why he can't retain a single damn friend. He's an attention whore with delusions of grandeur and he's not even a funny one at that IMO. I just find how his mind works fascinating so I come here to play armchair psychologist every now and then.
 
melty said:
The Hardest-Working Conservative in America wrote: "But above all I miss having a job where I only have to work a couple of hours a day, and then sit back and get lavished with adoration and gifts by my fans."

Why the fuck do you think you're entitled to that, Sweet? Almost everybody else in the world is working between 4 and 7 days a week. Why should you be so privileged to dick around and work just two days?
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Let's not forget that this "job" that Sweet keeps babbling about paid less than $40 for the entire semester, almost certainly less than a dollar an hour. And it didn't require a couple of hours of work a day; it required a couple hours of work a week, especially the way Sweet did it, never bothering to check on whether any of his facts were correct. It was actually more of a volunteer position than a real job. If he didn't show up, no one cared; if he didn't turn in any material, the people who would have had to edit his error-filled, urine-scented copy were relieved.

That's not a job; it's a hobby. Sort of like what he does now, except that welfare pays a lot better.

And just for the record, I'll also note that, "sit back and get lavished with adoration and gifts by my fans" is illiterate. His use of get as an auxiliary will grate on the eye and the ear of any well-read person. But even that pales when compared with his inability to understand that you don't lavish a person with gifts, you lavish gifts upon a person. A competent writer would have recast the sentence or replaced lasished with something like showered. He is an utterly irredeemable twat when it comes to the written word.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
So AJM is closed now? I thought it was just restricted access?
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Hasn't changed since I tried to sign up.

They've basically shut out any outside activity.
 
A sprinkling of Mixed Sweets!

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Here's our hero commenting on some Robin Hood (Ur-furry version) fanart. He seems to think that the artist's work is reminiscent of a minstrel show, and links to a TVTrope (of course), but the latter section of his comment suggests he views this minstrelry as a good think - probably because he is an inveterate racist.

For me, this comment also settles the matter of whether his "nuh-uh-uh you can not is does has be that" stimming behaviour is meant to be a caricature of Ebonics. I don't think it is, because when he actually tries to write Black American dialogue it's a whole deeper level of cringeworthy, bee-yotch.

Also from our friend who lurks obsessively but is too frit to login:

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Sadly the journal that this comment relates to has been removed, but here is a possible repost.

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I don't know what's funnier: that Sweet Bro thinks he's "hitting us", that any adult would fall for the perennial dA "OH NOES DANGER" chain letters, or that he possibly thinks we Kiwis are 1337 h@xx0rz.

*yawn*

It would, of course, be trivially easy to hack Sweet Bro - he's so easy to socially engineer that I suspect professionals would become suspicious he might be a law enforcement honeypot. But what could we possibly post to his account that would be funnier than what he comes up with by himself?
 
Le Bateleur said:
A sprinkling of Mixed Sweets!

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Did Haggis have a brief moment of painful lucidity that caused him to describe himself quite accurately as a "Hobbyist Writer" in his profile? What's the over/under on how long it takes him to change it to "Professional Author and Cartoonist"?
 
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