🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Seriously, though, for a guy who claims to be not like Chris-Chan, he's an awful lot like Chris-Chan.

Unemployed most of his adult life? Check
Lives at home in a decripit shit hole with his elderly mother? Check
Dunning-Krueger effect in spades? Check
Pines for a time long past? Check (well, not so much with Chris anymore)
Believes his shitty, derivative comic will make him rich? Check
Blames a vast conspiracy for all of his problems and refuses to take any personal responsibility? Check


So how long before Sweet declares himself to be a truly Female-Souled Individual and starts going by "Johanna"?
 
Good to see Jon's deadline compliance is getting a bit better. Maybe we can give him goals for the other six days of the week?

New dA blog
, which has been quoted above.

Before I got into the blog itself, I see that even dA's adverts are now trolling Sweet Bro:

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(not related to my browsing history btw; I'm using Tor browser which as virtually all tracking disabled and I've probably never visited most sites more than once from the same IP address...)

So it seems like he was going to upload some more of Derivative Detectives from last week, but then he changed his mind and decided to yell at people on the internet. That's the way to get more fans, after all.

He posts this riposte to dear @DrJonesHat:
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Sweet's conspiracy theory is always somewhat nebulous, but this is the first time he's succinctly articulated that he thinks the System specifically targets journalists. This of course begs several questions:
  1. When did this System begin, and where? What is its modern-day extent?
  2. Who operates it, and why? How do they benefit from it?
  3. Where are all the other victims of this system? If young journalists are being oppressed, why in the age of WikiLeaks and Edward Snowden have none of them so much as blogged about it anonymously?
As has been pointed out above, he rants at us for seeing more racism in The Belch Dimension than is actually there, which is like chastising someone for assuming that everything they find in an enormous landfill is garbage.

Then he caps it all off with a monologue worthy of a Saturday morning cartoon villain. I laughed, but I also felt a bit sad, because it's never going to happen for the guy:
Sweet Bro said:
Well, that's your fault, isn't it? That's all on you, buddy. Unlike Chris, I don't scare easily, and I'm not going to quit. This comic is here to stay. It's this caliber of work which will eventually help rebuild my life the way it used to be. And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear at the thought that soon the people will run to embrace me, just as they did nearly 20 years ago in my newspaperman days... loved, free, and respected, my fans constantly laying gifts at my doorstep.

Sweet, we're not afraid of you. You're afraid of us. Prove me wrong:

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Sweet's italicising all over the place: his jimmies have been rustled. Much like Chris Capitalizing Words for Emphasis when he's getting hissy on Facebook, abuse of the italics tag in Sweetie's dA journals is a sure sign that his panties are in a bunch.

Pissjugs McPoopsock said:
That old dorm's gone now; it was torn down in 2004 after mold damage was discovered in the walls and vents. It seems too many guys were getting drunk at night and peeing on the back stairs.
They probably just didn't have jars in their dorm rooms.

Unlike Chris, I don't scare easily,
Which is why he ran bawling from the forums to make potshots at us from the safety of his dA hugbox.

It's this caliber of work which will eventually help rebuild my life the way it used to be.
If by that he means "loathed by all who know him and a constant source of derision and disgust," then he's probably right.

And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear at the thought that soon the people will run to embrace me, just as they did nearly 20 years ago in my newspaperman days... loved, free, and respected, my fans constantly laying gifts at my doorstep.
:story:
Notice how he once again can't make up his mind about whether or not AS(S)U was the Promised Land where he was treated like a god, or a hellhole of liberal progressive conspiracies that ruined his life. I'm also really curious about why he feels he isn't "free" now. What's holding you back, Belch, other than your own laziness, irresponsibility and ineptitude? Why were you so much more liberated at half-past 1997 than you are today?

Next week: more about the good ol' days, 1997 progressiveism v. modern progressives, and why these people just don't get it.
Which is different from every other post he's ever written... how?
 
Need moar red ink.
Done.

Wait why is he bragging about doing a black electric powered character?
I think he's saying that he came up with a certain kind of electric person of color, and implied that people may have called him racist for that - and then the industry came up with a similar character, so Sweet thinks he's ahead of the game, so to speak.
 
A delusional thumb-face said:
This comic is here to stay. It's this caliber of work which will eventually help rebuild my life the way it used to be. And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear at the thought that soon the people will run to embrace me, just as they did nearly 20 years ago in my newspaperman days... loved, free, and respected, my fans constantly laying gifts at my doorstep.
What?
I... what?
????
This honestly is so ridiculous that it could have been written facetiously by some kind of troll. Of course, it wasn't, but...
 
Done.


I think he's saying that he came up with a certain kind of electric person of color, and implied that people may have called him racist for that - and then the industry came up with a similar character, so Sweet thinks he's ahead of the game, so to speak.
So he misses that the character is mad racist not just because it's a villain. Gotcha.

EDIT- I still love that the peak he wants to hit again is when he was revered by a B-list university in bumfuck nowhere.
 
Well! Clearly I made an impression to warrant a direct response. Shaner noticed me too, I'm really moving up in the world.

Sweet, it's been said time and time again, but I'll say it again because I can't stand to see someone in the throes of a delusion. You were not loved or respected at ASU. Nobody could stand you. They hated you because of your anti-social behavior. By the time you got expelled, the administration was itching for a reason to get rid of you, and you gave them one wrapped in a bow. People weren't giving you gifts, you were being trolled. Your life is never going back to the way it was, and the world is not going back either. You have two choices at this point: you can either continue with the same course you've been on since 1997 (since nothing's changed, that should tell you it isn't working) or you can accept the good old days (they weren't really) are gone, and try to grow as a person. You are almost 40, but that's not a bad thing. 40 isn't old anymore. There is plenty of life left to live if you're willing to move on. No one is stopping you but you.

Ok, I've said my piece. Now, I don't really believe Sweet will take my words to heart, but I felt obligated to make a last ditch effort to reach out. He's got a lot of potential if he'd tap it, but the ball is firmly in his court now.
 
and why these people just don't get it.
Irony police, arrest this man!

Sweets, you, of all people, have no right to say that someone "doesn't get it." You "didn't get" a fucking paper copier.
 
Look at this video! The umpire is so popular with the sports fans that they throw beer toward him as a gift. I hope the other umpires aren't jealous and make a big conspiracy against him.

 
Sweets, you named your black character Jiggawatt. And that's just a recent example of your racism. Assuming you drew a racist stereotype is like expecting to find bullshit at a cattle ranch. You know it's there.
 
You know, a couple weeks ago, I asked who it was that Jon could be possibly addressing his DA journals to. It's obvious that no one responds to them, though he writes as if he has loyal followers. Then I realized something, something that most of y'all probably already figured out: Jon isn't addressing anyone. He's just trying to soothe his ego.

He desperately craves attention, however, he desperately fears confrontation. Jon knows that if he should come to these forums and challenge us, we will send him packing with a stinging posterior. That happened twice, and then we showed up at his 'oasis' and tore it up. Jon lost, then he lost, then he lost. The internet is probably the only place in the world where he feels he can have some sense of power, and we trashed that. It doesn't sit well with him, so he retreated back to his DA journals.

Every time that he's mentioned us on DA, it's almost always been to redress a wound he received here or on AJM. @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe had made his claims months ago, and Jon brought them up recently. Someone pointed out the stupidity of the name Tin Boo Tee, and Jon changed it to our satisfaction. What we're seeing with these journal entries is not announcement that his fans want to read. He doesn't have fans. What we're seeing is Jon trying to deal emotionally with the ass-kicking we put him through. Whenever he brings us up, he's trying to get the last word. That's why he's gone back to the whole "showered with gifts" and "I had a girlfriend" delusion. There's no one to challenge him there.

The problem is is that we got to him. Even on his journals, he has to rationalize his past because of our influence. The whole "I was happier in college" thing is an example of that. "If this and this didn't happen, I'd have been fine." Nope. He has to go back that far and re-wire things (according to the exact same faulty plan as before) because he can't escape reality. But it's not enough to merely break his finger jamming the reset button; Jon has to rely on other logical fallacies as well.

Well, that's your fault, isn't it? That's all on you, buddy. Unlike Chris, I don't scare easily, and I'm not going to quit.This comic is here to stay. It's this caliber of work which will eventually help rebuild my life the way it used to be. And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear at the thought that soon the people will run to embrace me, just as they did nearly 20 years ago in my newspaperman days... loved, free, and respected, my fans constantly laying gifts at my doorstep.

So, what we got here is Jon claiming his bravery and daring attitude, while blaming us for his cowardly run from the forum. He in fact does scare easily, and whined about us showing up on AJM, making a bunch of empty declarations there as well. The very fact that he doesn't post here is evidence that he's a lily-liver. His indictment of "that's your fault" and "That's all on you, buddy," is merely another way of saying, "You beat me." He's angry that we beat him, and is blaming us for beating him. Hm.

"I'm not going to quit. This comic is here to stay." Of course, no one said that he should stop making the comic. That's the great thing about strawmen, they don't fight back.

"And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear..." This is projection. Jon is powerless and fearful. Now that he's in a relatively safe spot (for the time being), he gets to paint us as being fearful of him, despite the fact that he had actually admitted defeat to us a couple of times, changed his tune quickly after threatening The Ice Cream Man, lives in terror of abuse by his younger brother, and, as has been said, won't face us directly here.

Words. All Sweet has is words. There is no power in them, so he tries to use them as a salve. With all the butthurt we've seen in those journals, it's obvious that their healing properties are not working.
 
I feel like maybe my deviantART account needs to pay his deviantART account a little visit :ween:
(mostly kidding)
 
I'd actually be curious to see where he'd scuttle to next to try and build back his armor. If it wasn't for the fact that he'd just block everyone because that's a feature in DeviantArt.
Mayhap he'd come back here so he can get that attention he so desperately (no matter how he denies it) craves...
 
I'm going to preemptively say it: "Farts on Leaves" is probably not a good name for a Native American character.
 
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