🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Contrary to popular belief, serial killers usually have a lower i.q. than average. Sweet is still too incompetent to be one though.

"Nobody told me my victim might fight back or try to run away! I got lost in my backyard for eight hours - EIGHT. FREAKING. HOURS! - trying to track her down. I could have harvested her skin to make my own Ashleigh suit, but noooo, the liberals in the police department had to stick their big noses in and rescue her."
 
Oh my dear jesus, his lower jaw!! I'm not even sure how to describe what I'm seeing there....
Also, the more obvious comment to make here: looks like either an exceptional individual, child rapist or serial killer. Seriously.
If you ask me he looks like a significantly more retarded version of John C Reilly
 
So, I knew Jon added a "Sexy Pics" folder to his DA account. I had no idea it'd be so prominently featured on the front page.

Right on the front page.JPG


Yeah, he's a creep. Oh, also, this is the cover of TBD # 28.

Belch Dimension # 28.JPG


Okay, sooo ... anyone want to take a whack at it? Any idea about the swastika, concept ripped of from Road Runner, anything?
 
So, I knew Jon added a "Sexy Pics" folder to his DA account. I had no idea it'd be so prominently featured on the front page.



Yeah, he's a creep. Oh, also, this is the cover of TBD # 28.

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Okay, sooo ... anyone want to take a whack at it? Any idea about the swastika, concept ripped of from Road Runner, anything?

Does that man with the net have some kind of cancerous growth?
 
Did I just have a stroke?

Is this story of Big Gut?

I'm torn if he is drawing an Italian, Mexican or Middle Eastern stereotype.
 
So, I knew Jon added a "Sexy Pics" folder to his DA account. I had no idea it'd be so prominently featured on the front page.



Yeah, he's a creep. Oh, also, this is the cover of TBD # 28.

View attachment 42364

Okay, sooo ... anyone want to take a whack at it? Any idea about the swastika, concept ripped of from Road Runner, anything?
Very good spot with the cactus swastika. It reminded me of something from page 25 of Belch Dimension #29:

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This is the Arkham Asylum ripoff where Jonichu sends defeated supervillains. One accidental(?) swastika shape is unfortunate; two in the space of a few issues... (Also of concern is how this black-and-white picture acquired a mysterious brown stain.)

While we're on the topic of issue #29, it tickled me to see Sweet boasting about being ahead of the curve in the dA journal that introduced the issue:
Sweet Bro said:
The first half of season 3 includes the "SweetTart" arc, the debut of Jiggawatt (a good 5 years before Jamie Foxx graced the silver screen as "Black Electro", which once again proves that I am so above the curve on everything!)
Exactly how ahead of the curve Sweet actually is becomes apparent when you look at his wiki, where he helpfully lists all the ways in which his racist ghost is original and ground-breaking:
Sweet Bro also said:
Jiggawatt owes much to a character from the Wes Craven film Shocker, about a convicted serial killer named Horace Pinker who dies in the electric chair and returns as a vengeful ghost. However, in the film it's mentioned Pinker dabbled in black magic before his death, which allowed him to cross over; Jiggs is never mentioned to have occult ties, and his return from death is passed over as a fluke. An episode of The X-Files used a similar storyline for one episode; interestingly, Mitch Peleggi, the star of Shocker, was a recurring guest star as FBI Asst. Director Walter Skinner. He also bears some resemblance to Electro, from the Spider-Man comics--both of which being men who, by some million-to-one-mishap, have bodies made of living electricity and must wear some sort of special containment suit. Jiggawatt, when in his robotic form, also looks similar to both Superman foe Metallo and a Terminator droid. Both have humanlike metal bodies and facial damage incurred in roughly the same place--the left side of the mouth.
It's so Sweetian to create a recolor of an existing intellectual property, add racism, and expect to be praised. I suppose the only bright spot in this was not picking a more overtly racist name like Nigghost or Electricoon.
 
Yeah, he's a creep.
Ordinarily, liking sexy doesn't automatically make one a creep, but considering that one furry pic in the collection and what we know of Sweet, you may be onto something there.

As for the desert pic, it looks like that cactus is dancing a "robot" or "Egyptian" dance - I don't think Sweet was going for a swastika there. As for the rest of the pic, it's a guy trying to catch a rocket while stuff happens?

It's so Sweetian to create a recolor [...]
I haven't seen "Jiggawatt" yet (as far as I know) vs. the inspirations, but if "Jigawatt" is using multiple sources and is different enough from all of them, then the character can have a significant amount of creativity. Also, at least Sweet seems to have the decency to give due credit. But the name "Jiggawatt" is just stupid. Much like the name "Tin Boo Tee."
 
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Very good spot with the cactus swastika. It reminded me of something from page 25 of Belch Dimension #29:

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This is the Arkham Asylum ripoff where Jonichu sends defeated supervillains. One accidental(?) swastika shape is unfortunate; two in the space of a few issues... (Also of concern is how this black-and-white picture acquired a mysterious brown stain.)

While we're on the topic of issue #29, it tickled me to see Sweet boasting about being ahead of the curve in the dA journal that introduced the issue:

Exactly how ahead of the curve Sweet actually is becomes apparent when you look at his wiki, where he helpfully lists all the ways in which his racist ghost is original and ground-breaking:

It's so Sweetian to create a recolor of an existing intellectual property, add racism, and expect to be praised. I suppose the only bright spot in this was not picking a more overtly racist name like Nigghost or Electricoon.
Those sound more to me like Pokemon.
Calling it. Jynx is gonna get an evolution next Gen that's dark/ghost type called Nigghost.
And then there'll be aan electric type raccoon.

Also why is he so fucking horrible at drawing
 
It's so Sweetian to create a recolor of an existing intellectual property, add racism, and expect to be praised. I suppose the only bright spot in this was not picking a more overtly racist name like Nigghost or Electricoon.

Indeed, particularly since the very name "Jiggawatt" itself is ripped off from Back to the Future, an example of excellent accidental humor. The word "jiggawatt" was coined due to the writers of the movie not knowing how to correctly pronounce "gigawatt." Sweet couldn't be original to save his life.
 
So, I knew Jon added a "Sexy Pics" folder to his DA account. I had no idea it'd be so prominently featured on the front page.



Yeah, he's a creep. Oh, also, this is the cover of TBD # 28.

View attachment 42364

Okay, sooo ... anyone want to take a whack at it? Any idea about the swastika, concept ripped of from Road Runner, anything?
......does that dog have a giant weird dick or is that just another anatomy problem?
 
......does that dog have a giant weird dick or is that just another anatomy problem?

You know, it's funny - That's the second time I've read a post implying that Fido or whatever it's name is may have a bit of a priapism issue. I had thought it was just Jon's lousy rendering of the dog's leg, but given that the artist is a pervert, I'm not so sure.

Edit: Yeah, here's the other one. It's from @Shadow Fox about the Christmas party page Jon had thrown up :

Also, the dog in the center panel of the most recent page he posted looks like it has a large and unfortunate boner.
 
Then one of them wonders if Will I. Ketchum is supposed to be Italian, Mexican or Middle Eastern stereotype. You're actually looking for racism that isn't even there, Kiwis. That says a lot more about you than it does me, I think.
Jon, it's hard not to think you've made another racist thing considering your track record.

Well, that's your fault, isn't it? That's all on you, buddy. Unlike Chris, I don't scare easily, and I'm not going to quit. This comic is here to stay. It's this caliber of work which will eventually help rebuild my life the way it used to be. And that scares you, doesn't it? Oh, yes, I think so. You whimper in fear at the thought that soon the people will run to embrace me, just as they did nearly 20 years ago in my newspaperman days... loved, free, and respected, my fans constantly laying gifts at my doorstep.
So...where are these fans?
 
INTER-OFFICE MEMO
KIWI INDUSTRIES
Dept: MARKETING, KIWI-FUN TOYS
From: HSMOF
To: STAFF
Re: LOLTOWN ACTION FIGURES

Greetings, folks.

Well, we've come a long way on the project, and I'm glad to say that it's finally taken shape. The designs for the first wave of LOLtown action figures have been signed off on, and are heading over to China as we speak for mass production.

All those months spent in market research has paid off. These toys are going to be a massive hit! I don't know what makes me happier; the fact that we're going to be rolling in cash, or that because of their status as public figures, the lolcows that these toys are based on aren't going to see one red cent! We'll be eatin' large in Vegas while these goofs starve!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Anyhow, here is the backing card for Thumbskull, without the serial numbers or upc code added. Spoilered as it's a big image.
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He has a special feature: pull him back, and he'll zip forward, his head bouncing up and down.

See ya at the blackjack table, folks!

Regards,

HSMOF
 
Jon, it's hard not to think you've made another racist thing considering your track record.

So...where are these fans?
It's shit like this that makes me refuse to believe we can't communicate with people's dreams. Goddamn it, Sweets, your autism is making my autism mad.
 
Wait why is he bragging about doing a black electric powered character? Does he not realize it was done years a couple of decades before with Static? Does he think casting Jamie Foxx was some liberal agenda shit as opposed to plain old casting?

Or is dude just a doofus? Yeah it's probably just that.
 
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