🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Shadow Fox]

What will happen when Barb Mama Sweet dies?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Unless he gets a diagnosis of autism, or his IQ is tested below 70, he wouldn't be eligible for a group home. I know he's made some stupid mistakes, but that could be a result of a social skills deficit, and his inability to handle everyday tasks is explainable by a lack of life skills. He's probably of average or high average intelligence, but schizophrenia could explain his inability to function normally. The formal though disorder that is part of schizophrenia can disrupt one's ability to take care of one's self.

What Sweet needs right the fuck now is an agressive intervention by his mom, and mental health professionals. He needs a full evaluation, and needs to be on meds at once. Once he's stabilized, he needs life skills coaching and social training. Cutting down his internet temporarily would help stop the feeding of his persecution complex. But I doubt he'll get the help he needs, so he's pretty much stuck for the rest of his life.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

What will happen when Barb Mama Sweet dies?

Continued pissing in jars, followed by long bouts of doing nadda.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Continued pissing in jars, followed by long bouts of doing nadda.

So in other words...

He'll piss in a jar and do nothing.

 

[Holdek]

Honestly, trying to point out everything wrong with Sweet's comic would result in a paper so long it would put PhD dissertations to shame.

And, really, that's not even the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that he refuses to consider advice on how to improve, if only by reading some books on cartooning.

What's unfortunate is that there are some bits and pieces of his drawing that I think are pretty cool, and there are hints of talent there, but it's completely derailed by his "juuuuuuuuuust fine" approach and aversion to the idea of progress of any kind (to say nothing about the content).

 

[John Titor]

Update: https://archive.is/p8CmJ
He's now accusing Dr. Merk of fabricating evidence and he's regressed even further with his inane conspiracy theories.

Food for thought. When Merk brought up the pee jar, Sweet did not even deny it. He even sounded like he was proud of it. So yeah, I think Merk is legit.

 

[Ruin]

I really want to know if he's still sleeping in a room with a giant hole in it because he's too lazy to fix it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Update

Damn. Sweet still erroneously thinks we're idiots (says the guy who's catchphrase is "no one told me") and he thinks we can't fathom his conspiracy theories (we can). Also, I don't think anything is going to shake him out of the delirious view he has about "AS(S)U" at this point. It's probably like a CD or a ROM chip in his mind - read only.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

To be embroiled in a sex scandal, Sweets would have to have sex.
That's about as likely as Sweets fixing that hole in his roof.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

I'm going to assume the regression is due to the hole in the wall. It's all connected. Breathing in the mold over such a long period of time has had a massive impact on his, already fragile, mental state. It's spread from his lungs to his brain.

Also, Sweets, even if you looked seven to ten years younger with the right hairpiece, you'd still look like a middle aged pedobear. The fact that he did the shopping for us is pretty glorious though.

 

[John Titor]

I'm going to assume the regression is due to the hole in the wall. It's all connected. Breathing in the mold over such a long period of time has had a massive impact on his, already fragile, mental state. It's spread from his lungs to his brain.

Also, Sweets, even if you looked seven to ten years younger with the right hairpiece, you'd still look like a middle aged pedobear. The fact that he did the shopping for us is pretty glorious though.

Actually, that was my shoop. He doesn't understand how and why I'm making fun of him.

For reference: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/iconoclast.860/page-197#post-808714

 

[Meowthkip]

Food for thought. When Merk brought up the pee jar, Sweet did not even deny it. He even sounded like he was proud of it. So yeah, I think Merk is legit.

I wish Sweet Pea was capable of feeling shame because he deserves to feel it all the time every day.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

I am ashamed for myself, and my family. Your shoop astounds me though, kudos.

Spoiler

Nope, no matter how one slices it, he's still pedobear.

Edit: Bah I suck at typing tonight. Trying to catch up on 400 pages of the Shane Train thread has left my brain with more holes than Sweet's wall.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Way to be respectful of the dead, Sweets, by calling a well respected and clearly loved professor an "old bat."

He also laments the '70s when you could smoke indoors. Smoking bans are fairly recent. Like last decade recent. And by my count Sweets was born in '77.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He also laments the '70s when you could smoke indoors.

I wonder if Sweet made up some Whitewash Jones-esque speech mocking the view that secondhand smoke is harmful.

 

[Meowthkip]

Way to be respectful of the dead, Sweets, by calling a well respected and clearly loved professor an "old bat."

He also laments the '70s when you could smoke indoors. Smoking bans are fairly recent. Like last decade recent. And by my count Sweets was born in '77.

What do you expect? This man works hard at exactly one thing and that's being one of the stupidest motherfuckers alive.

 

[Kiwi Koala]

I wonder if Sweet made up some Whitewash Jones-esque speech mocking the view that secondhand smoke is harmful.

I imagine it's something like: "My mother smoked while pregnant with me (out of a styrofoam hooka), and I turned out exceptional!".

Normally I wouldn't bring her into this, but seeing as Sweets won't defend her from an actual physical assault, I thought it was a safe assumption he wouldn't defend her honor either.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I wonder if Sweets legitimately thinks Trump is the best hope for a Republican president.

So it seems some responses on last week's art blog indicated anger and disgust at me depicting two characters, one of whom was only 14, engaged in a torrid love affair. However, you have to keep in mind that all I do is draw images of people doing horrendous things to one another. The people the story was based on, my former coworkers, not only lied against me and cost my job, but tried to embroil me in a sex scandal. Some devious person, whether a former co-worker seeking revenge on me for nearly shutting down the school paper with my TV ratings column, or a disturbed ex-fan who felt I betrayed my followers by getting fired and needed to be punished, set me up with a girl under the age of consent@ in an attempt to discredit me, have me kicked out of school and possibly even see me arrested as a sex offender. Now whether the faculty adviser knew of the plot is a secret, I fear, that the old bat has taken to her grave.

Images don't hurt anyone, true, but we've already established that Belch Dimension is basically your escapism and warped fantasies anyway so it's still showing that you're a bit fucked in the head.

Wait, wait, wait, now the whole Herald thing has a sex scandal involved? Is this Ashleigh? I swear that Sweets keeps trying to add more onto his shitty story about how he got kicked from the paper in order to make himself look more and more like a victim, but in the face of all of the overwhelming evidence he just looks like a lying twat.

Also, she's dead, Sweets. Stop taking potshots at people who legitimately can't defend themselves, you inconsiderate fucktard.

Likewise, the murder of Mack Burke is a dramatization of what actually happened to my mentor on the paper; he was passed over for a promotion to the top spot. Several weeks later, following an ugly argument with "Lucy Chaser", he abruptly quit-- in essence, becoming "dead" to me. "Burke" has cut off all contact, steadfastly refusing to discuss the subject since, and I firmly believe he still blames me for the dispute that sparked his resignation. As he will no longer answer my e-mails, I may never find out the full truth. However, it remains a chilling testimony to the horrors of the college journalism world, and how people you think are your friends will suddenly turn viciously on you with minds poisoned by deceit.

Given all the strings it sounded like he had to pull to even get you your fucking spot and maintain it, you sound a lot like an inconsiderate dumbass when he realized that you were simply squandering all the shit he was trying to do for you and dragging him down with you.

Sweets, given how everyone in your life seems to be an asshole, have you considered that, perhaps, you are the only asshole? Or has no one ever told you that you were capable of being a Class A Fuckass?

Of course, those idiots at The Other Forum cannot possibly fathom such a thing. They'd rather blame the deception on a roommate who never showed up in retaliation for an offense that never existed.@ These people show a phenomenal inability to think for themselves, blithely believing in anything anyone tells them that furthers their diseased agenda, despite any and all evidence to the contrary. I think one of two things is happening: (a) Doctor Merkwurdichliebe is fabricating these "sources" of his, which means he is lying, or (b) his sources, who have their own secret agenda, are lying to him, and he believes them without question... which means he's just stupid. I say ol' Doc Murky should be challenged by the mods at OTF to produce the names of his sources immediately, or else cease his vile and destructive campaign against me.

The funny thing is that we can easily reverse this on you. You've made several audacious claims about conspiracies, liars, and the evils of liberals, but whenever we tell you to cite your sources or when we post contradictory information you lock down and cry that it's all stupid liberal indoctrination or stuff.

One should not tell someone to hold themselves up to standards that he himself refuses to hold.

Also, "phenomenal ability to think for themselves." Irony police, arrest this man!

So, Sweets, has anyone told you how to form a coherent argument or not clutter your comic pages with tat and shit, or do you refuse to learn otherwise because "no one told me nyeeeeh nyeeeeh?"

He makes the whole place look bad by distributing unsubstantiated and outright incorrect or falsified information, and I would suggest he be banned from the forum. By protecting this guy they only make themselves look bad and open themselves up to a world of legal problems. I don't know why they keep defending this cretin, this frigtard, this dishonest Deutschland douchebag, this little sour kraut, this massive albatross around their necks. What do they get out of it? He'll only drag them down into the gutter with him if they don't cut him loose.

AJM Forum.

*drops mic*

Ah, the 1970s, when you could actually smoke indoors in a public building.

Ah, the 1970's, when it was still perfectly fine to ostracize gay people and a lot of people didn't take the whole "smoking has health problems" issues seriously. Good times.

Oh, right, this is Sweets. Any progress is bad progress. Guess I should throw my laptop out the window since it didn't exist in the 1970's.

Hm. I don't care what they say, the right hairpiece would take at least seven to 10 years off.

You still look like a creeper and I would not have sex with you.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I swear that Sweets keeps trying to add more onto his shitty story[...]

Sweet indeed tends to add details every time he tells a story in an attempt to defend himself from various criticisms. A prime example of this is the stuck-at-a-hospital-for-8-hours story.

Also, "Deutschland douchebag." Reminds me of "German Warfare Bitch." What is it with lolcows hating on Germany?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

B-b-but there were niggos lurking outside the hospital!

Let's take in how crazy it is that he's still emailing the "mentor."

Almost two decades later and doesn't understand why he's not responding.

No, ignoring Sweets must be part of some grand conspiracy.

A conspiracy that engulfs not only the college journalism world, but indeed the entire world that Sweets occupies.