🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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It's now two Fridays in a row that Sweet has failed to give us any deleted scenes from the Belch Dimension. :sigh:

So this is from his Youtube. It packs a lot of Sweet Bro into a single, disturbing package - there's his love of excretory functions, a young woman is involved, and Sweet once again displays a rare pragmatism about using containers rather than going to the bathroom...

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AJMLurker said:
Just gonna say this. I've been a douche for throwing AJM under the bus.

You know what, it takes great balls to defend a person like Sweet Bro. It really does. In my efforts to expose Sweet Bro, I've hurt the image of other AJMers and I feel horrible. Guys, I understand why you view AJM horribly, but he really a great guy. AJM is a far better guy than Belch will ever be and I feel like complete shit for exposing what he did. AJM is not the bad guy that you think he is, in fact it take great balls to defend someone like Belch.

Also I will no longer be a pussy, I will give out my AJM identity. I'm Killerboy.
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While I'm sympathetic to you, and I'm sure AJM has noble intentions, it still does not excuse his shielding of Sweet. I certainly know more than anybody that people who feel trapped in a friendship with somebody that's overly dramatic or creepy will jump through hoops to defend those people, but eventually, you realize that they're not worth defending. Dumping Sweet will be painful at first, but once he's given the boot, the AJMers will slowly come to realize just how fucked up he was. Cutting toxic slimeballs like Sweet out of your life gets a lot easier once you're better able to recognize warning signs.

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes said:
I have my misgivings about castration. I mean, the feminists cry for equality across the board, so shouldn't we also castrate loose, immoral and unfaithful women? It's common in Africa and other undeveloped nations to keep women in check by removing the part of their anatomy that gives them pleasure...but God forbid you should suggest doing such a thing to a woman here.
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Equating infidelity to rape? Wow, Sweetpea. Just... wow. Not like female rapists and female genital mutilation aren't things that exist or anything.
 
Absinthe said:
It's now two Fridays in a row that Sweet has failed to give us any deleted scenes from the Belch Dimension. *sigh*

So this is from his Youtube. It packs a lot of Sweet Bro into a single, disturbing package - there's his love of excretory functions, a young woman is involved, and Sweet once again displays a rare pragmatism about using containers rather than going to the bathroom...

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All I can think now when I see Sweet's disgusting comments is that apparently he's worth more to a certain online community than @Treenbeen, @AJMLurker, and who knows how many others he's creeped out on that site over the years. I know you guys have defended AJM the Person on here as being a good guy but AJM the Site Admin is a real piece of work.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
Incidentally, I'm 38. Quit trying to make me sound older than I am. I look basically the same as I did at 22, except for the hair. As I said, I just need to get back in shape and see a doctor about my voice, and I'll be all right.
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If I were to, I' fear I'd lose my "magic". All I have to do is get back into shape, buy a hairpiece, and see a doctor about my laryngitis, then I could rent an apartment near campus and pass myself off as a University student tomorrow. Women would approach me freely just as they did back then.
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The_Iconoclast said:
And yet when I actually outline a plan to "be the change", all I hear is, "Nuh nuh nuh! You is not has nuh hairpiece' cuz we is not let you has the money! You is not has nice place near campus! You is on'y has apartment in'na ghetto because we is say that is all you is good enough to has!" "Progressive" ideology only lets you progress as far as they say you may....
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Wow, he's right! He looks like he never left the 90s!

The_Iconoclast said:
Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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I'va always wondered if any of these people existed at all because it can't possibly be the AJM forums.

Dynastia said:
@The_Iconoclast

Do you still have that awful beard? I don't like it. Why don't you shave it off?
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Be careful what you wish for. :tomgirl:
 
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Absinthe said:
New "Friday" blog from Sweet Bro. With so much content it's easy to see why it took an extra three days to appear...

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This is good stuff, and I'm glad you archived it in case Sweet's skittish nature drives him to delete it. I need to learn how to archive stuff myself.

On another note, Who does he think he's talking to? Where do these guys - Jon, CWC, Gonterman, etc. - get the idea that people want to see the BTS and deleted stuff of comics that have no audience?
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
On another note, Who does he think he's talking to? Where do these guys - Jon, CWC, Gonterman, etc. - get the idea that people want to see the BTS and deleted stuff of comics that have no audience?
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It's also amazing how all this character and story continuity happens in his head...and only his head.

He thinks the TV Tropes stuff with an actual following that people sperg about applies to The Belch Dimension too. "Oh yeah, I remember that tea kettle from its first appearance in issue four, and also when it almost fell off the counter in issue 57! Nice fanservice Sweet!"
 
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a balding middle aged sad manchild said:
Wrong. The real world has and can work that way, if you're willing to force it. If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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Referring to a political group as extreme is a little... troubling. Especially since it's him, and a group he plans to start. I don't want to think that Sweets could be the kind of person to use violence to try and get his way, but part of me can't help thinking it.

I'm a little sad that he didn't weigh in on the recent flag and gay marriage news.
 
I can't believe that none of his fascinating behind-the-scenes extravaganzas have any comments! It's almost as though nobody actually cares about his stick-figure political soapbox comic.

Somebody should tell him that he'd get more exposure and reach a whole new audience if he started a tumblr. It'd be fascinating to see how he and the SJWs interacted with each other.
 
Shadow Fox said:
I can't believe that none of his fascinating behind-the-scenes extravaganzas have any comments! It's almost as though nobody actually cares about his stick-figure political soapbox comic.

Somebody should tell him that he'd get more exposure and reach a whole new audience if he started a tumblr. It'd be fascinating to see how he and the SJWs interacted with each other.
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Honestly, I think he would blow the minds of a lot of the tumblrinas. They're so obsessed with semi-imaginary pseudo-racism, I doubt they'd know how to handle someone being actually racist.
 
Nara said:
Honestly, I think he would blow the minds of a lot of the tumblrinas. They're so obsessed with semi-imaginary pseudo-racism, I doubt they'd know how to handle someone being actually racist.
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Not to mention homophobic...
He Sets Me On Fire said:
I need to learn how to archive stuff myself.
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It's very straightforward. Copy the URL of the page you want to archive, go here - https://archive.is/ - and paste the copied URL into the big red box. Then hit Submit and your archive page will load in a few seconds.
 
So Sweet wants things to go back to the way they were in college for him. His narcissism is showing, he thinks that's how things were for everyone. I suspect few people want to go back to those days, since we've got lots better technology, and his brand of conservatism is dying. Also, the Tea Party isn't very popular anymore, so I suspect a group that was even more to the right than them would not fare well in today's political climate.
 
Christ, he's become a parody of himself. He's learned nothing, he refuses to compromise, he's doubled, tripled, quadrupled, dodecoupled down. And he expects people to respect him for it. Adaptation is for the weak - that's why there's so many dinosaurs around and all the little mammals that adapted to the post-meteor frozen hellscape died out.

And he still hasn't given any indication of how he's going to turn the world back to "half-past 1997." Let's be extremely optimistic and say he gets his teapot party dome group going; what are they going to do? Write congress? Hire lobbyists? Run TV ads? Start a fucking Facebook group? All he does is shit himself and post on the Internet, and we, his enemies, are literally the only ones who care what he thinks - and we only care because it makes us laugh.

He's equally as delusional as Gloria Tesch or Francis E. Dec, but schizos are a dime a dozen on the Internet. Sweet's amazing in just how bizarre his delusions are.
 
DrJonesHat said:
So Sweet wants things to go back to the way they were in college for him. His narcissism is showing, he thinks that's how things were for everyone. I suspect few people want to go back to those days, since we've got lots better technology, and his brand of conservatism is dying. Also, the Tea Party isn't very popular anymore, so I suspect a group that was even more to the right than them would not fare well in today's political climate.
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The weirdest part is the time he so desperately wants to go back to was Bill Clinton's presidency. Where not only was there a Democratic president but a quite moderate conservative congress and stricter welfare requirements courtesy of Newt Gingrich. Does that sound like a Sweets friendly world to anyone?
 
DrJonesHat said:
And anyway, what does taking the world back to half-past 1997 even mean?
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Basically he wants to be able to get everything he wants with no drawbacks. Like modern technology, shitty buffet food, no family to tell him what to do, and a big TV so he can flap at kids shows. Basically he's the exact strawman a "By the Bootstraps" Conservative would mock, which adds to the hilarity..
 
Sweet said:
Adapting is for the weak.
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No wonder Sweet said he doesn't believe in evolution. "Adapt or die" is a basic principle of survival in nature, and it's reflected in society in varying degrees.

If companies didn't adapt to the changing business climate, they'd go out of business, for example.

For another example, if you refuse to move on from your college days that you thought were paradise, you may end up in a stagnant life in your parents' house while ruminating over old grudges.

DrJonesHat said:
And anyway, what does taking the world back to half-past 1997 even mean?
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Sweet wants things to be like they were at college - according to his perspective. With no evolution or change from that. Sweet has vehemently said that change is bad, especially early in this very thread.
 
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