🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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MarineTrainedTard said:
Well, at least he just looks like a sped, instead of a crazed unwashed homeless man. Definitely an improvement! I am no fashionista...fashionisto? But either way I think he'd be best served by a well-trimmed and groomed full beard which might serve to hide his neckchin.
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Still fashionista if you're a guy. :)

We've seen his beard. Even grown out and untouched, it still looks thin and patchy for some reason. I don't know if it's bad genes or diet or something else entirely, but he can't seem to grow a good beard so I have no idea how he could get around his anti-chin. Maybe a mask?

Looking at the picture again, I find it odd that he tried combing over his balding head but didn't bother at all with the sides. What's even the point?
 
Eh, it's an improvement over this, which is legit frightening:

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And he's said he's not sure of the new look because it makes him look like this:

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He's also aware of the receding hairline.

Really what he ought to do is go ahead and shave (or at least trim the edges off) the mustache and extremely thin hair on the top of his head.

Or just go with it and get some mustache wax and curl the edges of the 'stache and buy a top hat and walking cane for when he goes can hunting.
 
Holdek said:
And he's said he's not sure of the new look because it makes him look like this:

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Wait... did he actually say that he thought he looked like the Impostor Mad Hatter/Hatman/the Sane Hatter?
I'm surprised he knew of the character (Even though he was the main Mad Hatter from '56 - '81).
Or was he comparing himself to the Mad Hatter from the Batman TV show played by David Wayne?
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EDIT: Just read the archive.is post. He was most likely referring to the TV show version but also found an image of the "short lived" comic version that matched it for the blog post. Still, ick, and he wishes he looked that decent.
 
TheMightyMonarch said:
I've been reading this thread for the past couple of weeks. Forgive me if this has already been said (I haven't finished the thread yet) but does he remind anyone else of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? Guy is so obsessed with a certain year that is long gone and is so convinced that if he can go back to this year somehow, then all of his problems will go away. I'm surprised that he hasn't brought some useless hunk of junk that passes itself off as a time machine off Ebay. But knowing him, Ebay is probably too modern and tech savvy for him.
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Uncle Rico was in shape and he was charming as hell. Sweets is no Rico.

John Titor said:
He's finally shaved.
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I feel so severely uncomfortable right now.
 
John Titor said:
He's finally shaved.
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Not A Pedophile posted: "So with this stifling heatwave broiling the mid-South, I've finally given in and shaved my beard."

He's had that monstrous beard for more than 20 years. He and his facial pubic hair have been together through more than two decades of Southern summers in the same area of Arkansas. This June has not been exceptionally hot. So his explanation for why he's shaved his beloved neckbeard doesn't hold water.

What's the real reason?

Let's make it multiple choice.

(A) His lawyer told him that if he appears in court looking like a child-molesting mountain man with an odd number of chromosomes, the judge will almost certainly send him to jail.

(B) Someone has forced him into counseling at gunpoint and he's finally taking the Thorazine.

(C) He has at last succumbed to the ineluctably rational grooming tips adduced in this thread and has decided to modify his creepy appearance.

(D) Both A and B, but not C.
 
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Sweet Bro without a beard seems to confirm that he is indeed Len Shaner's long lost cousin. :lol:

Anyway, he looks more like a rapist without the beard. He looked like a rapist with the beard, but the beard helped give him that "goofy ass sperg" image so he came off more "harmless"... not sure if that a good word to describe Sweet Bro.

Also, last time I checked AJM STUDIOS, Belch is still logging in regularly. Whenever I log in and check his profile, the last time he has logged in is usually up to an hour ago.
 
AJMLurker said:
Sweet Bro without a beard seems to confirm that he is indeed Len Shaner's long lost cousin. :lol:

Anyway, he looks more like a rapist without the beard. He looked like a rapist with the beard, but the beard helped give him that "goofy ass sperg" image so he came off more "harmless"... not sure if that a good word to describe Sweet Bro.

Also, last time I checked AJM STUDIOS, Belch is still logging in regularly. Whenever I log in and check his profile, the last time he has logged in is usually up to an hour ago.
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Wait I thought AJM got taken down. Did I miss something?
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Wait I thought AJM got taken down. Did I miss something?
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Ah, screw it! I don't see any point in keeping it secret from you guys any longer. The AJM "shutdown" is a complete deception. A trick to get you guys to stop focusing on the forum.

Here's what AJM and the staff did: they stuck all the "undesirable" members (aka the members not going along with the "hugbox Belch" agenda) in a special member group that doesn't have the privilege to view the forum and its content. Members who are in this member group can only see the following page when they log in:
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Other than that, we cannot view forums, but we can still view profiles of members. That is how me and Treenbeen were able to figure out the gig AJM was pulling on us.

All the Kiwi members are in this group and so are the AJM members who weren't holding back their opinion on Belch (including Trollis despite the fact he did not join the Farms). Below are pictures of the profiles of the members in this group, including me.

My Profile (sorry guys, for now I want to keep my AJM identity secret, but you'll probably find out soon enough):
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Treenbeen:
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Trollis:
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Holdek:
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HSMOF:
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For comparison, below are a few profiles of the members who went along with the agenda to protect Belch from you mean nasty Kiwis. As you will notice, they weren't added to this "member" group.

CB:
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Applejack:
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Sweetness himself (note the activity):
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If you need more proof, I can snap more pictures of the AJM profiles, but it is not a coincidence that every member calling out Belch got added to this "Member" group. There only five of us as you can see above. Me and Treenbeen have been keeping track of the members' post count too and they've gone up, but barely. Even though the forum is still technically up, it has been extremely dead so the AJMers are still playing the hiding game despite the extra protection measures to keep you guys from viewing the forum. Belch hasn't even posted anything since the AJM "shutdown", he just been logging in daily.

I know Treenbeen might not approve of me outing this secret, but really, I don't see any reason to keep it secret anymore. We figured out what AJM was pulling about two days after the "shutdown". It doesn't matter if you guys are ignorant on this or not, all of us against Belch can't view the AJM forum anymore except through Absinthe's archives. Also to any AJMers watching this thread: sorry to out you guys, but this is ridiculous. Your forum community is dead because you guys wanna keep Sweet happy. I still consider you all my friends, but this whole drama gone on for too long. I'm not mad over being unofficially banned. I understand you guys don't feel comfortable with the Kiwis and don't want to be honest with Belch. Do what gotta do.
 
AJMLurker said:
Ah, screw it! I don't see any point in keeping it secret from you guys any longer. The AJM "shutdown" is a complete deception. A trick to get you guys to stop focusing on the forum.

Here's what AJM and the staff did: they stuck all the "undesirable" members (aka the members not going along with the "hugbox Belch" agenda) in a special member group that doesn't have the privilege to view the forum and its content. Members who are in this member group can only see the following page when they log in:
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Other than that, we cannot view forums, but we can still view profiles of members. That is how me and Treenbeen were able to figure out the gig AJM was pulling on us.

All the Kiwi members are in this group and so are the AJM members who weren't holding back their opinion on Belch (including Trollis despite the fact he did not join the Farms). Below are pictures of the profiles of the members in this group, including me.

My Profile (sorry guys, for now I want to keep my AJM identity secret, but you'll probably find out soon enough):
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Treenbeen:
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Trollis:
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Holdek:
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HSMOF:
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For comparison, below are a few profiles of the members who went along with the agenda to protect Belch from you mean nasty Kiwis. As you will notice, they weren't added to this "member" group.

CB:
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Applejack:
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Sweetness himself (note the activity):
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If you need more proof, I can snap more pictures of the AJM profiles, but it is not a coincidence that every member calling out Belch got added to this "Member" group. There only five of us as you can see above. Me and Treenbeen have been keeping track of the members' post count too and they've gone up, but barely. Even though the forum is still technically up, it has been extremely dead so the AJMers are still playing the hiding game despite the extra protection measures to keep you guys from viewing the forum. Belch hasn't even posted anything since the AJM "shutdown", he just been logging in daily.

I know Treenbeen might not approve of me outing this secret, but really, I don't see any reason to keep it secret anymore. We figured out what AJM was pulling about two days after the "shutdown". It doesn't matter if you guys are ignorant on this or not, all of us against Belch can't view the AJM forum anymore except through Absinthe's archives. Also to any AJMers watching this thread: sorry to out you guys, but this is ridiculous. Your forum community is dead because you guys wanna keep Sweet happy. I still consider you all my friends, but this whole drama gone on for too long. I'm not mad over being unofficially banned. I understand you guys don't feel comfortable with the Kiwis and don't want to be honest with Belch. Do what gotta do.
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Holy crap. Who does Sweet have blackmail material on? That's pretty much the only reason for them to pull something that insanely complicated just to satisfy one member. Or do they actually buy into all of his liberal conspiracy bullshit?
 
AJMLurker said:
Ah, screw it! I don't see any point in keeping it secret from you guys any longer. The AJM "shutdown" is a complete deception. A trick to get you guys to stop focusing on the forum.

Here's what AJM and the staff did: they stuck all the "undesirable" members (aka the members not going along with the "hugbox Belch" agenda) in a special member group that doesn't have the privilege to view the forum and its content. Members who are in this member group can only see the following page when they log in:
View attachment 34083

Other than that, we cannot view forums, but we can still view profiles of members. That is how me and Treenbeen were able to figure out the gig AJM was pulling on us.

All the Kiwi members are in this group and so are the AJM members who weren't holding back their opinion on Belch (including Trollis despite the fact he did not join the Farms). Below are pictures of the profiles of the members in this group, including me.

My Profile (sorry guys, for now I want to keep my AJM identity secret, but you'll probably find out soon enough):
View attachment 34084

Treenbeen:
View attachment 34085

Trollis:
View attachment 34086

Holdek:
View attachment 34087

HSMOF:
View attachment 34088

For comparison, below are a few profiles of the members who went along with the agenda to protect Belch from you mean nasty Kiwis. As you will notice, they weren't added to this "member" group.

CB:
View attachment 34090

Applejack:
View attachment 34091

Sweetness himself (note the activity):
View attachment 34093

If you need more proof, I can snap more pictures of the AJM profiles, but it is not a coincidence that every member calling out Belch got added to this "Member" group. There only five of us as you can see above. Me and Treenbeen have been keeping track of the members' post count too and they've gone up, but barely. Even though the forum is still technically up, it has been extremely dead so the AJMers are still playing the hiding game despite the extra protection measures to keep you guys from viewing the forum. Belch hasn't even posted anything since the AJM "shutdown", he just been logging in daily.

I know Treenbeen might not approve of me outing this secret, but really, I don't see any reason to keep it secret anymore. We figured out what AJM was pulling about two days after the "shutdown". It doesn't matter if you guys are ignorant on this or not, all of us against Belch can't view the AJM forum anymore except through Absinthe's archives. Also to any AJMers watching this thread: sorry to out you guys, but this is ridiculous. Your forum community is dead because you guys wanna keep Sweet happy. I still consider you all my friends, but this whole drama gone on for too long. I'm not mad over being unofficially banned. I understand you guys don't feel comfortable with the Kiwis and don't want to be honest with Belch. Do what gotta do.
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What an insanely bitch move. I get the whole "We don't like Kiwis around" bit, hell the members actually over there have said they understand. But instead of, I don't know, getting rid of the one with the attention (and the only reason we were ther) they create some convoluted system to "block" certain members? All because they don't want to hurt someone's feelings? That is some seriously cowardly shit right there.

For a bunch of conservatives this is some seriously overbearing SJW-style shit.
 
AJMLurker said:
Ah, screw it! I don't see any point in keeping it secret from you guys any longer. The AJM "shutdown" is a complete deception. A trick to get you guys to stop focusing on the forum.

Here's what AJM and the staff did: they stuck all the "undesirable" members (aka the members not going along with the "hugbox Belch" agenda) in a special member group that doesn't have the privilege to view the forum and its content. Members who are in this member group can only see the following page when they log in:
View attachment 34083

Other than that, we cannot view forums, but we can still view profiles of members. That is how me and Treenbeen were able to figure out the gig AJM was pulling on us.

All the Kiwi members are in this group and so are the AJM members who weren't holding back their opinion on Belch (including Trollis despite the fact he did not join the Farms). Below are pictures of the profiles of the members in this group, including me.

My Profile (sorry guys, for now I want to keep my AJM identity secret, but you'll probably find out soon enough):
View attachment 34084

Treenbeen:
View attachment 34085

Trollis:
View attachment 34086

Holdek:
View attachment 34087

HSMOF:
View attachment 34088

For comparison, below are a few profiles of the members who went along with the agenda to protect Belch from you mean nasty Kiwis. As you will notice, they weren't added to this "member" group.

CB:
View attachment 34090

Applejack:
View attachment 34091

Sweetness himself (note the activity):
View attachment 34093

If you need more proof, I can snap more pictures of the AJM profiles, but it is not a coincidence that every member calling out Belch got added to this "Member" group. There only five of us as you can see above. Me and Treenbeen have been keeping track of the members' post count too and they've gone up, but barely. Even though the forum is still technically up, it has been extremely dead so the AJMers are still playing the hiding game despite the extra protection measures to keep you guys from viewing the forum. Belch hasn't even posted anything since the AJM "shutdown", he just been logging in daily.

I know Treenbeen might not approve of me outing this secret, but really, I don't see any reason to keep it secret anymore. We figured out what AJM was pulling about two days after the "shutdown". It doesn't matter if you guys are ignorant on this or not, all of us against Belch can't view the AJM forum anymore except through Absinthe's archives. Also to any AJMers watching this thread: sorry to out you guys, but this is ridiculous. Your forum community is dead because you guys wanna keep Sweet happy. I still consider you all my friends, but this whole drama gone on for too long. I'm not mad over being unofficially banned. I understand you guys don't feel comfortable with the Kiwis and don't want to be honest with Belch. Do what gotta do.
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I have no words. Holy. Fucking. Shit. All this trouble for one racist 'tard who started the entire situation in the first place.
 
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