🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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With all the activity in the Len thread, I had forgotten about Sweet. I do hope we're able to find his new hiding place on the net.
 
Ruin said:
Since AJM shut down and it was mostly his fault, he could be scared that former AJM members are going to release all the dirt they have on him in retaliation for ruining their forum. So he's laying low.
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Makes sense. I had considered another possibility that he's trying to ignore the whole thing because it's all his fault and it wouldn't play into his narrative of being a downtrodden conservative bad-boy of journalism, but he is a coward above all else.
 
We all know about Sweet Bro's fetishes for belching, sneezing and farting. However, based on Sweet's YouTubing, this is just the tip of a repulsive fetish iceberg...

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Fear not, Sweetstorians: Iconoclast will resurface somewhere on the Web. He can't help ranting about TV ratings, The Hatchet, etc. in his tell-tale manner.
 
Holdek said:
Fear not, Sweetstorians: Iconoclast will resurface somewhere on the Web. He can't help ranting about TV ratings, The Hatchet, etc. in his tell-tale manner.
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I predict we'll see a new site where he bitches about ASU or something soon; he's just too invested in it not to. Only way he wouldn't is if he died or lost connection to the internet.
 
I've been reading this thread for the past couple of weeks. Forgive me if this has already been said (I haven't finished the thread yet) but does he remind anyone else of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite? Guy is so obsessed with a certain year that is long gone and is so convinced that if he can go back to this year somehow, then all of his problems will go away. I'm surprised that he hasn't brought some useless hunk of junk that passes itself off as a time machine off Ebay. But knowing him, Ebay is probably too modern and tech savvy for him.
 
I wouldn't have thought removing the beard would make him look like more of a child molester. I just... sweet baby Jesus.
 
His hair (or lack thereof) is certainly not helping. He looks at least 15 years older than what he actually is.
 
The Mountain said:
I wouldn't have thought removing the beard would make him look like more of a child molester. I just... sweet baby Jesus.
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"Come sit on Uncle Jon's lap and fart, little girl. Don't be afraid."

Also is that a mass of cobwebs covering the ceiling? Dude needs to clean his living space.
 
Yeah, you kind of get the impression that this is the angle he holds his head when he's trying to look under the door of the bathroom stall. "Hi, young lady. Want some company?"

In addition, I'm at a loss for words. I know that if someone tries to cover their baldness by combing what little hair they have to the left or right, it's called a comb-over. Jon seems to be combing towards the back. What do you call that? Dorsal skid-marks?
 
Well, at least he just looks like a sped, instead of a crazed unwashed homeless man. Definitely an improvement! I am no fashionista...fashionisto? But either way I think he'd be best served by a well-trimmed and groomed full beard which might serve to hide his neckchin.
 
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