🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Ahhh, I forgot about that.

I also love how everything, everything is a Liberal conspiracy. There's no bad luck. There's no coincidences. Sweet has never made a single mistake in his life. It's all a conspiracy!
 
Trabajo: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/thread/769/obama-administration?page=34&scrollTo=309372

BONUS: In the same post he also expresses his belief that the Government (or similar Liberal Conspiracy) are deliberately messing with his TV signal.
That cracks me up. I'm not really sure where he's getting all this stuff about how Obama made it so he can't watch whatever show he wants whenever he wants. Like...wasn't TV always like that, making you tune in to a certain channel at a certain time to watch a certain show? If anything digital cable has made it easier to watch random stuff at any time of the day, what with DVR and on-demand services.

Why is he sperging so hard about Obama bowing to a foreign leader? I mean I could be wrong, but isn't that just a show of respect, y'know, like shaking someone's hand? Then again, social graces and diplomacy aren't Sweetie's strong points, so I can see how that would be lost on him and he'd automatically start gibbering about LEFTIST MUSLIM CONSPIRACIES!!!!1 or whatever Jace-level fuckery goes on in his brainpan.

Jonathan Sweet's librul strawman said:
"Duh, them's our perks, you not has that"
Yes, how dare the "perks" of college be reserved for college students. Mind you, the only "perk" he was talking about in this paragraph was his bizarro-world version of a college relationship, i.e. one that's conducted entirely over the phone so he doesn't have to spend money on his date"or even speak to her if I don't wish!" Despite being so very lonely, he sure is excited about the prospect of not having to speak to the people he wants to have relationships with.
 
HP 15 Notebook PC. I have yet to go online with it so I can really utilize some of the features installed. I have a Cruzer Blade USB flash drive, too... not compatible with anything under Win XP, but I can transfer files without having to attach them one by one to an e-mail. Huge time-saver.

Read more: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/user/49/recent#ixzz3MrbhpbY5
Looks like he's embracing change.
Inb4 he rationalizes how it's not the same.
 
After recent revelations all I have to say about Sweetie is that for as smart as he claims to be, he really ought to safeguard his dox better. :)
 
Oh this one was super easy :) see, here's the thing: in order to qualify as a business, you need to actually be a business, as Mr. @MarineTrainedTard so kindly pointed out. 15 seconds of googling later, and voila!

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Hmmmm...so he couldn't even be bothered to get a business license for this business of his. :)

He's in Arkansas now. Though he probably hasn't registered his business there, either.

Edited to add: Nope, he hasn't.
 
Yes, how dare the "perks" of college be reserved for college students. Mind you, the only "perk" he was talking about in this paragraph was his bizarro-world version of a college relationship, i.e. one that's conducted entirely over the phone so he doesn't have to spend money on his date"or even speak to her if I don't wish!" Despite being so very lonely, he sure is excited about the prospect of not having to speak to the people he wants to have relationships with.

Apparently to Sweets, college is exactly like a 1970's sex comedy.

Classes? Grades? Whaaaaaat?
 
He needs to see a doctor to get his "scratchy voice" fixed so he can get work as a voiceover actor.

I wish I was joking.
For some reason a lot of LOLcows want to get into VO acting for cartoons or vidya.
 
Sweet Bro's Ebola-Chan character is canonically 14 years old. With than in mind, consider how he depicts her in his comic:

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Sweet's profile on the Big Bang Theory wiki yields two pictures I haven't seen before:

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They stylised black-and-white picture is eight years old - I wonder how long he's had the glasses?
 
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For some reason a lot of LOLcows want to get into VO acting for cartoons or vidya.

Because they're under the impression that it's like, super easy! All you have to do is say words!

Sweet's profile on the Big Bang Theory wiki yields two pictures I haven't seen before:


They stylised black-and-white picture is eight years old - I wonder how long he's had the glasses?

Sweets sure does bring that extra je ne sais quoi to the Pedo Glasses there.
 
I'd never really looked at the wiki pages Sweet made for his characters, but I should have - there's a lot of biographical bits there. The section below from the page on SweetTart (ebola-hair cheerleader girl) is fascinating.

Highlights:

Sweet wanted to write Sailor Moon crossover fanfiction but couldn't come up with a reason why Sailor Moon would visit America.

Sweet was defeated in all attempts to produce a logical explanation as to how Sailor Moon--a Japanese superheroine--could ever come to America, and the project was shelved.

Sweet attempted to make an apology comic for a female cartoonist at his college newspaper whose work he admired.

"Kathryn Tartakoff" was modeled after a fellow staffer from The Herald--a female cartoonist named Kathryn White, whose work Sweet admired. White drew a strip called "Sassafrass Roots" (later changed to "Mosquito Creek" for web distribution) that ran in the Herald (1996-97). White was actually intended to appear as herself in an untitled serial about the adventures of his stick-figure characters at a paper called "The Harbinger" (a synonymn for "herald", or one who announces or signals something coming). In a four-panel strip Jon compliments her artwork and tried to pick her up; she responds by dropping an anvil on his head, flattening him. A newly-fired Sweet called this serial his "comeback vehicle", but of course he was never rehired.

Sweet appears to suspect that one of the people he blames for getting him fired from his college newspaper may later have thrown a garbage can at Sweet from a fourth-floor window.

The scene where Johnny is killed outside his apartment building mirrors a real-life incident shortly after his firing. Sweet was performing his famous impersonation of comic Andrew Dice Clay for a couple of fans in a window across the way when he heard a lound banging noise. It turns out someone had dropped a trash can out a window at his dorm, which had landed a few feet behind Sweet as he stood there on the sidewalk. Sweet noticed that a fourth-story window was open; he later learned that Scott Mitchell lived on the fourth floor, which--because of the suspicious timing, only a month after his firing--lent what normally would be only an innocent, if dangerous, prank a very ominous tinge.


Inspirations
The character of SweetTart began as an idea for a creative writing class in college. Jonathan M. Sweet was a huge fan of the anime series Sailor Moon and thought it would be fun to write a crossover fiction between that series and his own Belch Dimension. He felt that Sailor Moon's natural bubbly personality would contrast sharply with his own hero's dark and brooding nature, creating an ideal conflict to build a story around. Though ecstatic about the idea, Sweet was defeated in all attempts to produce a logical explanation as to how Sailor Moon--a Japanese superheroine--could ever come to America, and the project was shelved.

Six months later, in February of 1997, Sweet was terminated from his post on the Arkansas State University Herald for plagiarism. A copy editor named Scott Mitchell claimed that a piece Sweet had submitted on TV ratings was stolen from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, which Sweet continues to deny the existance of to this day.

This unfortunate experience later formed the basis for SweetTart, and a draft of the script was completed in mid-1999. Elements of the early Sailor Moon idea--particularly a scene where the heroes are arguing in the street after fighting off several goons--filtered into the new story...only now she was "SweetTart", named after the candy (similar to how Peanuts creator' Charles M. Schulz named Peppermint Patty after the contents of a dish of mints).
"Kathryn Tartakoff" was modeled after a fellow staffer from The Herald--a female cartoonist named Kathryn White, whose work Sweet admired. White drew a strip called "Sassafrass Roots" (later changed to "Mosquito Creek" for web distribution) that ran in the Herald (1996-97). White was actually intended to appear as herself in an untitled serial about the adventures of his stick-figure characters at a paper called "The Harbinger" (a synonymn for "herald", or one who announces or signals something coming). In a four-panel strip Jon compliments her artwork and tried to pick her up; she responds by dropping an anvil on his head, flattening him. A newly-fired Sweet called this serial his "comeback vehicle", but of course he was never rehired.

For his new story Sweet had to change White's last name to avoid legal problems. He wanted to call her alter-ego "SweetTart", so, looking for something that would logically shorten to "Tart", Sweet picked "Tartikoff", after onetime NBC head Brandon Tartikoff; however, in the script the last name was mispelled as "Tartakoff", an error that carried over to the completed sketches. He turned The Harbinger into a junior-high newspaper because he wanted his new superheroine to be a few years younger than Jon, and because he felt it was appropriate owing to what he felt was "childish" behavior on The Herald's part to fire him. All the major players in the drama are modeled after actual 1997 Herald staffers. Several panels from a "Sassafras Roots" cartoon appear in the story. Sweet e-mailed Kathryn White to ask permission to use them before drawing the story, but due to the nature of the charges against him, no one from The Herald is allowed to speak to him. When White refused to answer his e-mail, he had to use the scenes without permission. However, the original artist recieves due credit at the official SCP website.

Similar to her source inspiration, SweetTart wears a school uniform, only a cheerleader's top and skirt rather than a formal private school uniform. Her flowing hair--a wig--suggests Sailor Moon's long pigtails and famous odango balls. Her mask is also quite similar to that Tuxedo Mask wears, though a bit larger and hides more of her face. Since in her civilian identity she wears glasses, it's possible she is only moderately nearsighted, needing them mainly to read, and she can either see well enough without her glasses to manage, or she wears contacts while in costume. The use of a hairpiece also is reminiscent of Golden-Age Supergirl, who indeed wore a short, mousy brunette wig to hide her blonde hair when in her civilian identity, Lara Danvers (Kit reverses this, being naturally brown-haired and becoming a sexy blond when she transforms). Her leaps and kicks, as well as a gymnastic background, are similar to Batgirl's (Barbara Gordon).

Publication
The story spent the following eight years in rewrite limbo, with names changed and rechanged, dialogue written and rewritten, and scads of model sheets coming and going. Some scenes, such as Johnny Tewes talking to Kitty, and the conversation between Johnny and editor-in-chief Lucy Chaser, were word-for-word out of actual conversations Sweet had with fellow Herald staffers. Johnny was originally called "Jimmy Doulcette"; his changed name, "Tewes" is an anagram of "Sweet". Rhea Borstein was originally named "Bonnie Thrashart", and Tom Little was simply "Mitchell Scott Phillips", both very close to the names of the real-life faculty advisor and copy editor. Tom was drawn with a stylized Joker-like appearance and a similar gleeful attitude towards murdering and torturing his victims.

The scene where Johnny is killed outside his apartment building mirrors a real-life incident shortly after his firing. Sweet was performing his famous impersonation of comic Andrew Dice Clay for a couple of fans in a window across the way when he heard a lound banging noise. It turns out someone had dropped a trash can out a window at his dorm, which had landed a few feet behind Sweet as he stood there on the sidewalk. Sweet noticed that a fourth-story window was open; he later learned that Scott Mitchell lived on the fourth floor, which--because of the suspicious timing, only a month after his firing--lent what normally would be only an innocent, if dangerous, prank a very ominous tinge. In the story it is revealed that Tom Little, under Borstein's orders, dropped the can that struck Jimmy in the head, snapping his neck and instantly killing him.

The other characters' names and looks changed fairly little, though an e was added to Turncoate's surname to make it feel more "name-like". The first three chapters finally were released in mid-April of 2007, stamped "SILVER ANNIVERSARY ISSUE!" on the cover.

Issues #26 and #27 released the fourth and fifth chapters, respectively, with B-stories ("Belch Dimension's Stupidest Home Videos" and "Stoopid!") , and a pinup of Sweet's most (in)famous Herald column, "Clinton Wins, America Loses", first published after the 1996 re-election of President Clinton.
 
Sweet was defeated in all attempts to produce a logical explanation as to how Sailor Moon--a Japanese superheroine--could ever come to America, and the project was shelved.

Never stopped Gonterman.
 
Sweet appears to suspect that one of the people he blames for getting him fired from his college newspaper may later have thrown a garbage can at Sweet from a fourth-floor window.

Goddamn can you imagine trying to take a nap or something and this tard is outside your dorm on the sidewalk screaming up at a window his Andrew Dice Clay bit? I can, and it would probably make me want to throw a garbage can or something down at him.

Inspirations
The character of SweetTart began as an idea for a creative writing class in college. Jonathan M. Sweet was a huge fan of the anime series Sailor Moon and thought it would be fun to write a crossover fiction between that series and his own Belch Dimension. He felt that Sailor Moon's natural bubbly personality would contrast sharply with his own hero's dark and brooding nature, creating an ideal conflict to build a story around. Though ecstatic about the idea, Sweet was defeated in all attempts to produce a logical explanation as to how Sailor Moon--a Japanese superheroine--could ever come to America, and the project was shelved.

Six months later, in February of 1997, Sweet was terminated from his post on the Arkansas State University Herald for plagiarism. A copy editor named Scott Mitchell claimed that a piece Sweet had submitted on TV ratings was stolen from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, which Sweet continues to deny the existance of to this day.

This unfortunate experience later formed the basis for SweetTart, and a draft of the script was completed in mid-1999. Elements of the early Sailor Moon idea--particularly a scene where the heroes are arguing in the street after fighting off several goons--filtered into the new story...only now she was "SweetTart", named after the candy (similar to how Peanuts creator' Charles M. Schulz named Peppermint Patty after the contents of a dish of mints).

I'm assuming he wrote all that.

I don't understand why he keeps wanting to associate his name with plagiarism, on the Web.
 
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Why can't superheroes travel between countries? Regular people manage it every day. Sweetiekins is not very imaginative.

No, he isn't - particularly when one considers the SweetTart character. He can't describe her without using other characters (Supergirl, Batgirl) that have been featured prominently in the mainstream for quite a while (just like Sonic the Hedgehog), and, as if some kind of bizarre, journalistic singularity is at work, everything, everything has to go back to the fiasco at The Herald.

Sweet's profile on the Big Bang Theory wiki yields two pictures I haven't seen before:


They stylised black-and-white picture is eight years old - I wonder how long he's had the glasses?

Man - the second pic really illustrates that his head looks like a hairy thumb.

Goddamn can you imagine trying to take a nap or something and this tard is outside your dorm on the sidewalk screaming up at a window his Andrew Dice Clay bit? I can, and it would probably make me want to throw a garbage can or something down at him.

Yeah, not to mention the fact that Clay was a shock comic. He's not just shouting, he's shouting deliberately offensive obscenities. I mean, whether one finds it offensive or not is up the individual, but again, Clay intended to shock, so to anyone else, it may have sounded like Sweet was just going on a foul-mouthed tear for no conceivable reason.

Also, nice detective work, Jon. It's not physically possible that whoever dropped the garbage can would have quickly closed their window, or dropped it from the roof. Yeah, clearly your old editor's at fault.

Oh, also:

Sweet said:
(Kit reverses this, being naturally brown-haired and becoming a sexy blond when she transforms).

Uhm .... she's ... she's supposed to be in junior high.
 
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