"To make matters worse, I caught something while I was locked up and these huge painful boils sprang up on my ass and crotch. So while spending the last part my summer largely bedriddden, draining huge gouts of blood and pus out of my flaming balls, I happily prepared my defense."
Thanks, John. I appreciate that. You just saved me from spending any money on food this week.
"So what have I learned? I learned trying to stand up for myself didn't work, andafter all that nothing has really changed [...]Something needs to change."
Remember, folks: Change is bad.
"I need to run back to AS(S)U and just hide there until he finally screws up enough to get locked away for good. Then and only then can I truly be safe, happy, and free."
Damn liberal scum, always wanting to cut-and-run back to their ivory towers.
"That is where you guys come in. Visit my site. Buy more books, buy some comics, spend, spend, spend. I will save up every penny towards finally living my dream. I will move into a dorm, or maybe an off-campus apartment, which will allow me full access to the AS(S)U perks package. I will have the life I want. I will be free. No one will ever hurt me, insult and ridicule me daily, or steal my money or my Hot Pockets and Ramens behind my back ever again."
Gimme, gimme, gimme, so I can live my dream. It's all about bootstraps with this guy.
BTW, folks - No offense intended towards those of you who are conservatives. It's just that Sweets here doesn't seem to hold true to his convictions.
on us. This theory doesn't hold water, in my opinion, and the reasons are obvious: he's an idiot, number one, and number two he feels strongly that his cause is righteous, which means he wouldn't care if we saw what trail he was following. So the other option is that when he called up the supposed father, that perhaps the guy really didn't have a daughter, and he replied as such. Which would mean that Sweetness was trolled the entire time, right?
, I found myself mentally screaming, Jesus H. Christ, why would you just admit that?
