🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Ruin]

He looks like he's 70 now.

It's really sort of astonishing how fast he's aging. Maybe the toxic mold theory is correct.

 

[Picklechu]

Yep, all he needs is that wig to pass for 20 and start banging college girls.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Wait, I don't recall that incident. Can you enlighten me?

Also, he noticed me. How...disturbing.

Did The Giant Brain call you out by name? If so, welcome to the club.

Also, his problem with accelerated aging seems to be worsening. In that July 4th photo, he looks like a 75-year-old hobo. And it sounds like he ate like one at his brother's place. Disgusting.

Edit: Ninja'd on the aging by @Ruin and @Picklechu .

 

[QE 757]

@DrJonesHat :

http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/journal/Jul-7-2017-691186800
http://archive.is/z2igD

 

[Adamska]

Well, looks like Jonny forgot that he bitched about his mom nearly getting killed by a niggo death squad in high school, and forgot about how his dead dad ruined his life by kacking it sometime then or before too.

Either way, Jonny was too stupid to quit, so you know the routine:

Progressive assholes simply don't get it.

Says the hick who was too stupid to use a washing machine.

Their tiny, backwards, insufficient little minds will never allow them to consider for a moment that maybe they are the problem here.

Says the manchild who's responsible for pretty much all of his own problems due to refusing to go to a psychologist and his own inability to repress his horrible impulsive desires.

Think about it!

I would not demand people to do something you explicitly avoid doing dude.

Kathy Griffin and her little stunt with a "bloody" dummy head.

I don't get why you're outraged about this; you also seem to have a morbid fascination with heads given you have a Norman Bates-esque cat head in your room and how often you scream about decapitating your foes. If anything, this insane nonsense seems up your alley.

A straw man representation of Donald Trump "stabbed" nightly in a NYC Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar.

Keep in mind this seventh sigma outlier tried to commit fratricide with a lead pipe. It makes this shit funnier in the process.

A gunman whose Facebook page reads like a cobbled-together madman's manifesto of leftist talking points, newspaper clippings, and wire photos shoots U.S House of Representatives member Steve Scalise and three of his colleagues on a baseball diamond in Alexandria, Va., and would have gladly taken out more if cops (one of which was wounded by the lunatic) hadn't taken his narrow ass out.

That's shockingly accurate to how you act towards people you shovel the blame onto. You've stalked their work address, have photos of them on wanted posters, and have left utterly psychotic descriptions of what you wanted to do with them. I mean, the difference is that gunman actually nutted up to do something rather than weep and wallow in his own filth, but it's uncanny how you described your own unhealthy behavior.

All within a span of about three weeks.

Coincidence? I think not.

You also thought that writing your signature on all of your checks in a house with a drug addict was smart. So call me doubtful here Mr. Olberman.

Why? What is it these people have done to deserve being targeted for death?

I 'unno. Why the fuck do you target random people for your own fuck-ups?

Donald Trump has likely never met Kathy Griffin. He's never taken anything from her that I can see.

Again, I can turn this into another point. By this logic, why do you blame Obama for the cable thing given that Bush and the congress prior to Obama's first term was responsible? It's rather funny how unable you are at self reflection.

Has he ever attended a performance of Shakespeare in the Park? I doubt it, unless maybe he was invited by a friend or business associate and went, wishing to be polite. Does the President like Shakespeare? He's never gone on record saying as such. Maybe he prefers the maddening, bawdy blank verse of Christopher Marlowe. Yes, Trump rather seems more like a Marlowe man to me.

If anything, Trump probably prefers wrasslin' over this guy you probably remembered from your English degree. Speaking of which, you ever use that to get that Journo job? No? So why should we pity you then?

James Hodgkinson, the would-be assassin of Alexandria never met Scalise, yet left him clinging for life for weeks in a D.C. hospital with a bullet in his brain. What is it this man did to Hodgkinson to deserve being marked for death?

Disagreeing with him. So pretty much why you chimp at leftists.

A certain "Internet-famous" individual@ has gone on record wishing the President dead@ because of the paranoia instilled in him by the left-wing news media and by nattering nabobs online.

Remember that Chris is still more of a functional human being than you are given he has freedom of both movement and wealth, and that just like him, you suck the dick of your own partisan journo.

Angry about perceived cuts to social welfare programs and misinformation about Trump's views on and policies the LGTBTQ (damn, I miss when we could just call them "fags" or "fruits" and be done with it--now we make them sound like a bad sandwich at a fleabag roadside diner), he has been stirred into a froth of impotent rage.

Says the man who never worked an honest day in his life, is rendered into gibbering rage by randos online, and who is such a deviant that even faggots in a muslim country would be invited to stone him before getting stoned themselves.

The same progressives whose forebears created the welfare state sixty-odd years ago to begin with are now decrying it because it's become too bloated, cumbersome, and insupportable.

I really don't know where you got this wrongheaded notion; my experience is that it's the conservatives who state this given that you and the libs tend to want to keep welfare strong.

Typical. Progressives forever turn and run from their own ideas whenever they become too incon-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-ient for them.

Oh... so you're a progressive then given you fled from here when our flyting got too hot to handle, used others as human shields and to absolve you of your own wrongdoings.

Of course, they'll never consider maybe putting aside some of this welfare money towards a decent job training program or into a series of courses that would actually prepare these individuals for the competitive job market, get them back to work again.

That's why I'm currently using programs exactly like that to get a job. It's almost like you can't even be arsed to do the shortest of searches before saying something potentially falsifiable.

Or perhaps forgiving and consolidating student loan debt over, say, ten years outstanding, and lifting any flags on a student's enrollment records after 15.

I love how you still demand others fix your own fuck-ups, especially with this given you're basically supporting the shit Bernie Sanders wanted. You know, an actual fucking pinko who spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union.

Oh, wait, no, no... progressives never want to hear new ideas, or even listen to their own ideas modified after someone has realized they could be improved upon and actually made workable.

Strike that, reverse it with conservative, there you go.

No, they'd rather stay with the good ol' status quo-- failing schools/conformity mills handing out meaningless participation-ribbon diplomas, and turning out a generation of kids dumber when they come out than they were when they went in.

So what you're saying is that you're a progressive because you refuse to change or want things to change, got it.

They're just that closed-minded. Welcome to progressiveism at half-past 2017.

The best part is even when you're shitting on a target who rightfully deserves it, you actually make yourself look like a selfish tool in the process. I honestly don't get how the fuck you pull it off.

Now they've got nothing better to do than to stir up a bunch of 100-proof crazies with 40-watt minds who have gotten to enjoy the government teat too much and put up a fuss when someone tries to yank it from their spasming jaws.

A welfare queen shouldn't really be shitting on the only income they get due to being too entitled to get a job. It's just bad sportsmanship.

This is disgusting and irresponsible. That's when people with nothing to lose get desperate and start picking up guns, or torture some kid for days in a bathroom just for voting wrong, or don a knit hat shaped like a gal's baby-cannon and start marching on campus screeching slogans and threats or just mindlessly blubber and lose their shit@.

I really can just keep going with all the reprehensible shit you've done, defended, and want to do Jonny. Like how about when you tried to make @Holdek want to kill himself. Or how about the time you tried to loosely tell @Treenbeen that she asked for rape? Oh, what about the fact you blubbered and lost your shit for over twenty years?

If this is the new face of America, than this country desperately needs a chemical peel.

And you need a head doctor, but neither's happening.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

But Sweetums, if you go get that mental evaluation you could get that flag on your enrollment removed. After all, there's nothing wrong with you, right?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Did The Giant Brain call you out by name? If so, welcome to the club.

Also, his problem with accelerated aging seems to be worsening. In that July 4th photo, he looks like a 75-year-old hobo. And it sounds like he ate like one at his brother's place. Disgusting.

Edit: Ninja'd on the aging by @Ruin and @Picklechu .

He noticed me and posted screenshots. Apparently, everything was juuuuuuuuust fine until college.
Newsflash Sweet: No it wasn't. Behavioral abnormalities like you display don't just pop up in college. At a minimum, you have a severe learning disability which is why you're so resistant to learning new things. At worst, you have a personality disorder that has and will continue to make your life a living hell. YOU are the problem. The world is not against you. You are the only constant in everything you've tried, so it's logical to conclude the source of your constant failure is you, and you alone.

I await the inevitable death threats. Oh, by the way Sweet, I live in Arkansas. Not far from you in fact. Actually, we've met in real life. Feel free to track me down. I look forward to being menaced with a bone knife.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Holy moly, that screed is just hilarious. Literally everything he's accusing "progressives" of is stuff that is more accurately leveled at his precious conservatives. It's fucking fascinating how broken he is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Holy moly, that screed is just hilarious. Literally everything he's accusing "progressives" of is stuff that is more accurately leveled at his precious conservatives. It's fucking fascinating how broken he is.

He has the mindset of the most ignorant. He identifies with conservatives (even though he's nothing of the sort), so therefore anything good is conservative, anything bad is progressive.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

They're just that closed-minded. Welcome to progressiveism at half-past 2017.

And here is Jon M. Sweet calling the kettle a fucking nigger faggot and the only thing in his life that's changed since half-past 1997 is his age. How do you manage to age a hard 50 years in only 20?

 

[lindsayfan]

It astonishes me that a middle-aged man whose entire life (including the unreadable comic he's poured decades into) is an unmitigated series of failures could earnestly and unselfconsciously post this.

He is so, so far past the age where you need to take stock of your situation and figure out what realistic steps are that YOU can take to improve it. Protip: blaming literally everyone else in the world is never on that list of steps.

He is an old man with the mind of a petulant child. Stay Sweet, sweetums...

 

[Cato]

Actually, we've met in real life.

Tell us more.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Tell us more.

A brief encounter in the ASU computer lab in late 1996. I landed there after completing my undergrad degree at another university. I was a TA to a prof in the Comp Sci department for a short time, and naturally, I was in the computer lab a lot. He lurked there a lot but usually behaved himself because he didn't want to get banned from there. One day he was being obnoxious and I told him to pipe down or I'd have him removed. He did because as I said, he liked being there. That was it. He started to mouth off, but thought better of it and slinked away. It was then that I learned about who he was and his reputation. I left after a semester because I had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity present itself, and wanted to take advantage of it. I eventually settled in Memphis, about an hour from him. I work from home, and it's rather irrelevant where I live because I only need an internet connection and a roof (that doesn't leak) over my head.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

One day he was being obnoxious

How so?

 

[DrJonesHat]

How so?

He has no inside voice. That's what really sticks in my mind. It was 21 years ago, so I don't recall all the details, but I remember that. Even if you didn't see him, if you were in the room, you'd know he was there.

 

[Trombonista]

He has no inside voice. That's what really sticks in my mind. It was 21 years ago, so I don't recall all the details, but I remember that. Even if you didn't see him, if you were in the room, you'd know he was there.

So that's how he got laryngitis.

 

[Ruin]

Sweets is an underrated lolcow. He's more insane than probably 75% of the cows we cover.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So that's how he got laryngitis.

Which he doesn't have, if you watch the video he made. The laryngitis narrative popped up when he was trying to excuse having SSDI despite being a Republican. "Anti-social evolutionary throwback" doesn't garner as much sympathy.

Sweets is an underrated lolcow. He's more insane than probably 75% of the cows we cover.

Yeah, he is. I wish there was another forum he felt comfortable posting in so we'd get more content, but I doubt that will happen.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He noticed me and posted screenshots. Apparently, everything was juuuuuuuuust fine until college.
Newsflash Sweet: No it wasn't. Behavioral abnormalities like you display don't just pop up in college. At a minimum, you have a severe learning disability which is why you're so resistant to learning new things. At worst, you have a personality disorder that has and will continue to make your life a living hell. YOU are the problem. The world is not against you. You are the only constant in everything you've tried, so it's logical to conclude the source of your constant failure is you, and you alone.

I await the inevitable death threats. Oh, by the way Sweet, I live in Arkansas. Not far from you in fact. Actually, we've met in real life. Feel free to track me down. I look forward to being menaced with a bone knife.

Found it. For some reason that journal post didn't show up yesterday when I looked at his serial manifesto of illiterate whining.

Congratulations! You provoked an epic screed from The Stalking Horror, one in which he accuses "Progressives" of committing all of the crimes that he boasts of having carried out himself over the past 20 years.

I wish that The Giant Brain of Blytheville would take my advice and submit some of his political commentary to The New Yorker. There's a great chance the magazine would publish it as a brilliant satirical attack on hicks who vote for conservatives despite the fact that doing so is not in their best interest.

 

[Ruin]

He's not a terrible writer oddly enough as his grammar, diction, and vocabulary are leagues above most other cows. The main problem is that no mainstream site would accept him as a freelancer because of the frequent racism and homophobia in his writings.