🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Well, the one time this leech had a job, he did assume that he was the manager rather than the stockboy and/or clerk he really was. He'd probably think he's the shift manager on day one and gibber about how everyone is plotting to kill him while he refuses to cook food for niggos... if the prospect of writing a resume didn't make him panic that is.
 
I think Sweet is capable of writing a resume. In fact he'd probably love an opportunity to fill a bunch of pages with his insane screed about how it's the fault of everyone but himself that he's unemployed. No, the person in that scenario I feel bad for is the poor bastard that has to read the thing.
 
The Mountain said:
I think Sweet is capable of writing a resume. In fact he'd probably love an opportunity to fill a bunch of pages with his insane screed about how it's the fault of everyone but himself that he's unemployed. No, the person in that scenario I feel bad for is the poor bastard that has to read the thing.
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They would take one look at the first page and dump it in the fire. HR doesn't give a fuck and only ever devotes time when they already removed the chaff.
 
Adamska said:
They would take one look at the first page and dump it in the fire. HR doesn't give a fuck and only ever devotes time when they already removed the chaff.
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In his case, no way. Mediocre but boring resumes get skipped and tossed in seconds. But reading batshit insane resumes is what HR professionals live for.
 
HR would easily turn Sweet Bro into a meme. Dude is unintentionally hilarious.

All I know is this. Sweet Bro has never been accepted by anyone. The only people that embraced this mutant were a bunch of super Christian kids who were too afraid to be honest because of their religious beliefs. I was part of that scam.

At the end of the day, the only thing someone can ask is this: How the fuck is Jon Sweet a real person?
 
Adamska said:
Well, the one time this leech had a job, he did assume that he was the manager rather than the stockboy and/or clerk he really was. He'd probably think he's the shift manager on day one and gibber about how everyone is plotting to kill him while he refuses to cook food for niggos... if the prospect of writing a resume didn't make him panic that is.
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Can you imagine if his boss was a black person? Particularly if it was a black woman? He wouldn't last five minutes.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
AJM is still down, I take it.
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Just logged into the AJM forum. Sweet's post count has not changed since June 2015 when it was confirmed that the AJM forum faked a shut down.

There are ways for the AJMers to fake inactivity, Proboards allows people to create boards where posts do not count, but I doubt they're doing that. People just want to forget Jon Sweet, nothing more, nothing less. I only still post here because this dude is so fucking fascinating imo. There is something beautiful and hilarious to Jon's insanity. In normal circumstances, I would've dipped like Treenbeen.

EDIT: Jon Sweet's profile on the AJM forum:
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DrJonesHat said:
Can you imagine if his boss was a black person? Particularly if it was a black woman? He wouldn't last five minutes.
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The area John lives in is about 45% African American. If sweets bothered to look for a job there's a pretty good chance his boss would be black.
 
Ruin said:
The area John lives in is about 45% African American. If sweets bothered to look for a job there's a pretty good chance his boss would be black.
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Black or not, Jonny boy cannot handle taking orders from someone else.
 
AJMLurker said:
Black or not, Jonny boy cannot handle taking orders from someone else.
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Wasn't there some story about Sweets flipping the fuck out when a mixed race kid came into his brother's shop or something?
 
Ruin said:
Wasn't there some story about Sweets flipping the fuck out when a mixed race kid came into his brother's shop or something?
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Yep, but I think the kid was straight up black. Jon, being the retard he is, got trolled into buying a lawnmower by some 12 year old black kid. No wonder Dale got rid of Jon and "skipped town".
 
The death of Mother Sweer is probably the most fascinating hypothetical of Sweet's life.
Since he's not even in control of his tardbucks, can he even legally enter to contracts?
I assume his brothers will sell the house and try to put Jon into some kind of assisted living facility.
 
AJMLurker said:
Yep, but I think the kid was straight up black. Jon, being the exceptional individual he is, got trolled into buying a lawnmower by some 12 year old black kid. No wonder Dale got rid of Jon and "skipped town".
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I think Jon wanted to kick him out, but Dale overruled him. It might be a rare case of Sweet being right. Not cause the kid was black, but what 12 year old has a lawnmower to sell?
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think Jon wanted to kick him out, but Dale overruled him. It might be a rare case of Sweet being right. Not cause the kid was black, but what 12 year old has a lawnmower to sell?
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Oh no, that black kid probably stole the lawnmower by illegal means. The thing is that Sweet is too stupid to pick up on the fact that people are taking advantage of him. Sweet got taken advantage of by a 12 year old because he doesn't know any better.
 
AJMLurker said:
Oh no, that black kid probably stole the lawnmower by illegal means. The thing is that Sweet is too stupid to pick up on the fact that people are taking advantage of him. Sweet got taken advantage of by a 12 year old because he doesn't know any better.
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And let's not forget that The Giant Brain of Blytheville put the black kid in one of his short stories and had the protagonist (Sweet, of course) gleefully murder him in cold blood.
 
It's hard to imagine that Jon would qualify for state care in some sort of group home.

He's not so exceptional that he can't work. There are people with Down syndrome who get up every morning, get dressed and go and do a proper day's work. Blind people. People with no fucking legs.

What I really don't get is how people like Jon, Chris et al can convince themselves that they're not about to be mowed down by a great big freight train of reality.

There are simple steps they can take to avoid it. It must almost take more effort to keep their heads in the sand.
 
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