🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
That all sounds plausible except for the part about Sweet's publisher printing one of Dr. Lee's favorite books. As I recall, all of the books that guy published were by writers no one has ever heard of. And I doubt that Dr. Lee spent any time discussing his favorite books with Jonathan Mack Sweet, although he might have mentioned that some of Jonathan's extracurricular activities and his scribblings about underage Southern girls ripening early in basements and vehicle trunks throughout Dixie did summon memories of a few of the more alarming chapters in Psychopathia Sexualis.
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Yeah that's the thing; I don't have a clue on where the fuck he came up with that book comment. My next best guess from there would be that Jonny read the many years old e-mails from his publisher, fuming like a whiny bitch and trying to reaffirm his delusion that it's everyone else's fault that his life is shit. Then he saw a critique or a book cited by said publisher during the politely phrased rejection letter or one of the other ones. He then, hallucinating that he found the code so he can now stalk and harrass people till the point that cops again show up, thinks he found the magic bullet.

A secondary new thought is that he again is just showing why that English degree was worthless and is inventing excuses to avoid realizing his garbage personality and mental issues was what ruined his life. In this scenario, he actually meant that you somehow showed off his insane bullshit to the publisher and now expects us to somehow turn the knives on you. Why? Why for reasons only known to a person with both severe intellectual disabilities and a mental disorder that ruins the sense of reality would think.

I'm just wondering what terrible book he thinks was brought up in this hallucination. Was it the horrid comics you can't read and are racist as fuck? Or was it one of his badly written crybaby revenge fantasies?
 
Yawning Asperchu said:
As I was reading through this thread I thought it might be fun and informative to compile a list of all the ways that Jon M. Sweet is pathetic and insane, since no one has ever put it all together at one time, in one spot. I think that doing so is the only true and honest way to get a real firm grasp of just how crazy this guy is. And I'm all caught up now, so here is that list. I want to apologize for the length of this post- I thought about putting each little piece in its own spoiler box, but that'd take away from the effect I'm going for.
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Nice. I updated the OP with a link to this post.
 
Thunk Provoker said:
His new book is out:

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Definitely looks like you'd get your $54.99 worth.
 
Jon has been kind of quiet lately but before that he was rejoicing about the Farms’ downtime (he thinks it’s because the server is located in “communist Russia,” as if it were half past 1987), and also claimed he was going to win $800,000 in a lawsuit from ASU.
 
Holdek said:
Jon has been kind of quiet lately but before that he was rejoicing about the Farms’ downtime (he thinks it’s because the server is located in “communist Russia,” as if it were half past 1987), and also claimed he was going to win $800,000 in a lawsuit from ASU.
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Any idea why he thinks anyone here even cared about this book much less tried to "derail" it?
 
AnOminous said:
Any idea why he thinks anyone here even cared about this book much less tried to "derail" it?
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He thinks @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean that expelled him from ASU. We’re not sure exactly why he thinks the dean would care, but I believe he may have intimated that his book was going to expose the truth about all the bad things the dean did to him (in horror fiction form, I guess), so the dean was trying to prevent its publication.
 
Holdek said:
He thinks @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean that expelled him from ASU. We’re not sure exactly why he thinks the dean would care, but I believe he may have intimated that his book was going to expose the truth about all the bad things the dean did to him (in horror fiction form, I guess), so the dean was trying to prevent its publication.
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So it's exactly what I thought and is the same thing as the other five cryfests he disguised as writing. So predictable.
 
Thunk Provoker said:
His new book is out:

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Janet Stack is a bright, ambitious writer for the Clark College Explorer. Her new roommate is Natasha Jewmockten is a curly-topped corn-fed beauty hailing from Gnaw Bone, Indiana. No two women could possibly be more divergent, but, thrown together in the dame dorm by circumstance, they become fast friends.
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Holdek said:
He thinks @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe is the dean that expelled him from ASU.
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I forgot that particular bit of insanity. Supposedly a dean at a university would somehow choose to persecute a retarded psychotic hobo NEET by posting snark on an obscure web forum instead of, you know, just pulling strings and actual political connections. This cow has been so nearly inanimate the last few years I forgot exactly how retarded he is.
 
One of the most fascinating things with Sweet is how extremely incomprehensible his Belch Dimension comics are due to the convoluted layout and his bad handwriting.
I remember being perplexed as to why, in one instance, a woman was addressing a man as "Cunt", until I realised it was supposed to be "Clint".
 
I just rediscovered this thread, and once again, I instantly feel better about myself.

EDIT: I am once again confounded by his archaic language usage. Again, I'm only three months older than him, and I don't talk like that at all, and no one my age I know talks like that. Hell, people in I know who are in their 80s don't talk like that. I can't tell if it's something he does deliberately, or if he somehow absorbed odd speech patterns from all the TV he watched as a young person.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
EDIT: I am once again confounded by his archaic language usage. Again, I'm only three months older than him, and I don't talk like that at all, and no one my age I know talks like that. Hell, people in I know who are in their 80s don't talk like that. I can't tell if it's something he does deliberately, or if he somehow absorbed odd speech patterns from all the TV he watched as a young person.
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I always assumed it was an affectation. But that’s an interesting theory. Chris incorporated Red Skelton lines into his everyday communication.

Edit: Jon is starting to sound a little violent.

You ignorant, hypocritical oaf. How old are you, anyhow? I'll hazard a guess and say no more than oh, thirty, 35, tops. Probably younger. It was 1996. It was a different time. It was a different world. Back when I was 21 and living it up at University you were what, ten? 11? A dumb snot-nosed kid who was just learning he could do more with it than just piss, that's what. Don't come in here and profess to tell me what was what and how things happened and the way things work, Junior, or I will take a claw hammer and rap you over your dense little head 'til the white meat shows.
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Pretty sure Sweettard’s latest screed is against DA’s TOS:

I have decided it's impossible to get anywhere with this close-minded lot, and tiring to try... so instead of appealing to their limited reason capabilities, I think it's time we focused on wiping them off the map for good. I don't mean just closing down their forum; that's been tried, and failed, and failed again. I mean wipe them out one by one. Members of The Farms need to be targeted for immediate liquidation. We shall treat any suspected Kiwi as a domestic terrorist and deal with them in as brutal and harsh a manner as possible. They should be identified, pinpointed, hunted down, smoked out, rousted from their bed, dragged from the comfort of their abode and the arms of their families, beaten, tortured, shot, stabbed, poisoned, thrown off cliffs and into deep pits, strung up, throats slashed, placed on trial, ruined, incarcerated, impaled, immolated alive, whatever it takes.
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Lol, good luck Jon-jon. I'm sure an obese, retarded, completely out of shape moron who was overpowered (while being much younger than he is now) by a high-as-a-kite drug addict who he got the drop on is going to be able to track down and murder hundreds of people.

I wonder if the Teapot Domers are still going to send us back to half-past 1997 by 2024? If so, they had better get to work - there's a lot to do in eight weeks.
 
it's very telling that old man sweet gets angrier and more violent towards the farms than he's ever been during a years-long span where the farms has completely ignored him. he's extremely mentally ill
 
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