🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Adamska said:
He apparently put his signatures on the checks so that he could just write out numbers, make it easier to just hand checks when needed. Then his brother stole the book and blew it on his poisons of choice. This is also why Mama Sweet (RIP) banned him from having serious control over his finances after that disaster.
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Remember, this man graduated from college in the 90s.
 
Jon posted yesterday. This part about one of his dogs caught my eye.
when no one was watching her, she would get out of the house and go running off. I'd usually have to run out and chase her down, or a kindly neighbor down the road would spot her out wandering and bring her back home
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He previously would let one of his dogs “visit his girlfriend on the other side of town at night” but then it got hit by a car. Why does he have such a problem controlling his pets? Is this a redneck thing or more of a Jon thing?
 
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Holdek said:
Jon posted yesterday. This part about one of his dogs caught my eye.

He previously would let one of his dogs “visit his girlfriend on the other side of town at night” but then it got hit by a car. Why does he have such a problem controlling his pets? Is this a redneck thing or more of a Jon thing?
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I am pretty sure this is a Jon thing. He is really low on the retard scale, even on a site where we have threads on people like Daniel Larson and KingCobraJFS. He's probably somewhere slightly below Cobes and slightly above Daniel, i.e. slightly below a retarded drunk who also can't keep animals alive and slightly above a retarded pedophile who is currently in a federal nuthatch.
 
Holdek said:
Jon posted yesterday. This part about one of his dogs caught my eye.

He previously would let one of his dogs “visit his girlfriend on the other side of town at night” but then it got hit by a car. Why does he have such a problem controlling his pets? Is this a redneck thing or more of a Jon thing?
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In fairness, some dogs do like to escape out and run around, even if they're trained well.

In Jonny's case though, it's a mix of both those aspects and probably a little bit of dog being a dog. A lot of owners, be they redneck or hood, think letting dogs run around is an okay thing since it burns off energy and they'll just come back. Some also don't give a shit and just let them do whatever.

Combine that mindset with Jonny's dysfunction and that's where this comes from.
 
In Jon’s latest update he threatens to “hunt [me] down and kill [me] where I stand” based on a post made by someone else in 2022 that he edited into a conversation from 2016 and then changed to make it look like I wrote. For some reason.
 
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Holdek said:
In Jon’s latest update he threatens to “hunt [me] down and kill [me] where I stand” based on a post made by someone else in 2022 that he edited into a conversation from 2016 and then changed the to make it look like I wrote. For some reason.
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We may need to make an even more insulting variation of esprit d'escalier to highlight how it takes this fucking retard years to try and cook up a weak comeback to something said off the cuff. This would be like waddling into your high school bully's home after he got his Master's degree to smugly call him gay because he had five guys piled on him, after he called you a virgin years ago in the cafeteria at one point. And he hasn't played football since he tore his ACL in year 2.
 
Addressing his post, for those who don’t want to read through all of it:

He says that:
A veterinarian told my mother that our pit bull, Mooch had come from a terribly inbred bloodline. He was deaf, the vet went on, had a number of health issues, and any puppies he had could inherit his defective genes, so he had to be fixed immediately.
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Later his dog starts displaying demented behaviors. Rather than attributing it to his “terribly inbred bloodline” or “defective genes,” Jon thinks the cause is some sort of combination of being restricted to the yard due to covid (apparently Jon and his dog were the only ones subjected to this degree of lockdown in the entire United States) and a lack of self confidence due to not having testicles. Jon thinks this could have been fixed by putting fake balls on his dog:

Perhaps one of the new ideas I had in my comic could have helped him--a special belt, worn about the hips and upper legs, containing a durable pouch with small weights that, attached to the skin of the inner thigh, simulates the feel of real testicles. With their new package in tow, the neuter's self-confidence would see a dramatic upswing, and voila, no more fearfulness or whiny moods. But, of course, I know these small-minded fools will roundly mock my humble notion, for they are fools who lack any vision at all.
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He also digresses into some “research” he did about how some indigenous societies honored their retarded with great relics. No doubt Jon feels a giant stone thumbskull edifice should be inaugurated on the ASU campus to mark his triumphant return.
 
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The last few posts of Jon’s on DA seem to be about his efforts to get Google AI to write stories about sisters involved in incest.
 
Holdek said:
In Jon’s latest update he threatens to “hunt [me] down and kill [me] where I stand” based on a post made by someone else in 2022 that he edited into a conversation from 2016 and then changed to make it look like I wrote. For some reason.
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What's weird is that I see my post there but it's labeled "Thursday" instead of a date, meaning he screencapped it when it was recent and held on to it for 9 years. This one right here but the post number is wrong. What is this attempt at gaslighting?

that can drastically alter or shorten a dog or cat's life in the long run just because we don't have the patience to take care of a litter or pups and kits.
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This idiot has made me MATI. I didn't like the idea of neutering my pets but I know I have to do it because allowing backyard breeding is just plain selfish; otherwise, you'd be left with a litter you're not sure if you have the resources to take care of. How people handled unwanted pets in the days before neutering is grisly as they drown them, so I'm glad we live in a time where we have a procedure that makes that unnecessary.
 
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John Titor said:
What's weird is that I see my post there but it's labeled "Thursday" instead of a date, meaning he screencapped it when it was recent and held on to it for 9 years. This one right here but the post number is wrong. What is this attempt at gaslighting?
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If the post number is wrong, it's probably because I merged a doublepost or someone else's post got deleted.
 
Didn't Ma Sweet manage his tardbux? If so, and if one of his little brothers hasn't taken over managing it, then there's no reason* he can't create a PayPal account himself.

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Just when I think he can't get any stupider, he posts this shit. If I remember correctly, PayPal needs access to a bank account. Would he really be dumb enough to give that info to one of us?
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He was dumb enough to pre-sign an entire book of checks, dumb enough to think that jumping on a random train would somehow get him from his hovel to Jonesboro, dumb enough to think that less than a dollar in change was fabulous wealth, dumb enough to think that a shard of glass was a diamond, etc, so probably.

*he's incredibly retarded and "nobody told him" how to create a PayPal account
 
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