🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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He doesn't trust PayPal? Dude does still live in 1997.
Paypal doesn't have the best of reputations for merchants, because they can freeze your accounts for any number of dumb reasons if there's any kind of a dispute (or at least they used to do that years ago, I have no idea what their current policy is).
But ask yourself this: why would Sweetum, the most respectable businessman of all time, ever run into any kind of a dispute with a customer?
Also, no one told him that there's a bunch of more payment processor services out there nowadays (including big names like Amazon and Google).
 
Given the way Sweet insists that his cat "never seemed happier" than when she had kittens to take care of, I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of those loons that thinks spaying and neutering is depriving an animal of the joys of parenthood.
 
I'm beginning to think Jon doesn't actually want to create the middle-aged dude dorm complex by himself. He wants to turn ASU into the middle-aged dude dorm complex.
 
Clearly you don't. You were completely mystified at the idea of a 10-cent candy case, or the idea of using pop bottles to buy stuff with. You and your dipshit friends, for some inexplicable reason, thought I was talking about those wax candies. I meant real old-fashioned glass bottles - -Pepsis and Mountain Dews, not Coke (and by the way, spell it with a capital C, you dumb nutsacks; I thought at first you were talking about cocaine, and it threw me the hell off for a moment). Costs about 50-60 cents from the machine outside. You redeem the empties for a dime, which you collect and can use to buy enough candy cigarettes, Cherry Clans, Lemon Heads, Mr. Melons, Alexander the Grapes, CornNuts, Brown Cows, gumballs, and penny candies to last you and your buddies all weekend. Now, see, those were the days.

You are a bunch of sneering elitist ageist fucks. Don't pretend you aren't. All I ever hear out of you is how older people can't have the same perks and freedoms or live in the dorms or enjoy any sort of excitement. Older students are just expected to sit there in their boring little apartments and keep quiet and and stay out of the younger people's way and have nothing. Why bother to go back to school at all if you're not allowed to live it up now and again?
Okay, so when he said "pop bottles", he meant he traded bottles for candy.

Also, a friend of a friend once lived in the same dorm room as Justine Bateman back in 2013. She is 50, clearly this is unacceptable and we must chase her out of the school and take away her perks. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Sweet is also wishing for violent death upon people criticizing him again. I wonder how he doesn't see that as a problem?


HaggisMcCrablice
17 minutes ago Hobbyist Writer
"Peaceful and easy-going" does not mean a pushover. People have been making that mistake with me my whole life-- my former business partner, my ex-girlfriend, my old Herald coworkers. They've abused me, lied to me, and taken my stuff all my life and gotten away with it. I'm sick and tired of it. I'm going to fight back. I'm going to find them and ruin their lives and see how they like it for a change.
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In the Mold Kingdom, "peaceful and easy-going" obviously means "homicidal and clinically insane." (And "I'm going to find them and ruin their lives and see how they like it for a change" means "I'm going to prison.")

Thumbskull still refuses to admit that every single damned thing that has happened to him in his abject and humiliating failure of a life has been the direct and ineluctable result of his own lazy, creepy, antisocial, perverted or criminal behavior. When he suffers the consequences of his grossly deviant actions, he reacts like that particularly loathsome subspecies of rapist who blames his victim; he screams, "They were asking for it."

Stalking. Harassing. Libel. Overt racism. Death threats. Conspiring to have carnal knowledge of a minor. Murder plots. Criminal assault. All perfectly normal responses to innocent people because, in his diseased and autistic mind: They were asking for it!

Thumbskull is the only person who has ruined Thumbskull's life. He always gets caught. He always gets punished. And he always blames his victims.

But this unending cycle of crime and punishment is just so damned unfair. He's The Giant Brain of Blytheville. He's a genius of purest ray serene. He writes like Stephen King and Joe Lansdale -- only better. His comics surpass anything Jack Kirby ever dreamed of doing. He's wittier than Oscar Wilde and more profound than Ralph Waldo Emerson. He makes H.L. Mencken look like a hack. His political insights leave Adam Smith and Alexis de Tocqueville in the dust.

This is reality.

In the Mold Kingdom.
 
So Sweet really does still have a lust to ruin people's lives for revenge. Despite my pointing out awhile back how un-Christian it is not to forgive.

Just like that taco salad recipe, some things never change.
 
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Okay, so when he said "pop bottles", he meant he traded bottles for candy.

Also, a friend of a friend once lived in the same dorm room as Justine Bateman back in 2013. She is 50, clearly this is unacceptable and we must chase her out of the school and take away her perks. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What I take away from this is that Sweety's ideal world is one with 1860s mens hairstyles (look at his older pics) 1950s society and all the Buck Rogers Tech from 1997 while he lives in a dorm for the rest of his life. Prison or a mental hospital is the closest he'll ever get back to that college dorm lifestyle.
 
All I ever hear out of you is how older people can't have the same perks and freedoms
The perks of shitty buffet food and all those freedoms college students enjoy such as enforced quiet hours and health and safety checks from RAs.


or live in the dorms
Older students sure can live in dorms! Some colleges even have dorms specifically for older students. What we're saying is that at best it would be a tad unusual for a man of your age to live in the dorms and that most students aren't going to be interested in partying with you.


or enjoy any sort of excitement

Bro, you're fucking 40 goddamn years old. If you weren't such a failure, you could've had 10, 12, 15+ years at a decent job by now and afford your own excitement; engage in hobbies that interest you, take vacations to fascinating places, etc., etc.

If college is the only place you can get excitement, then kys tbqh fam
 
That's what's so fascinating and bewildering about Sweet Bro: why doesn't he understand that college life is designed to meet the needs of people much younger than him who are just getting started in life? Or that it's really, really weird for him to want to hang out with people half his age and expect them to automatically look up to him as some kind of guru? Or that there's so much more to life and the world at large than living in a dorm, watching cable and eating buffet food?

Like I said, Sweet would be goddamn tragic if he wasn't so deliberately loathsome.
 
Okay, so when he said "pop bottles", he meant he traded bottles for candy.

Also, a friend of a friend once lived in the same dorm room as Justine Bateman back in 2013. She is 50, clearly this is unacceptable and we must chase her out of the school and take away her perks. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Justine Bateman? Tres bien. It seems Sweets even gets super aggro with the less in your face approach. Sweets on his Chris trolling past.

My work helps people. His doesn't. There is at least some precedent for the things I believe and want in life. For his, there isn't. He hates and disparages Asperger's syndrome and its sufferers. I do not.

Apparently he has no muscle fetish. Conveniently avoids accusations of having a fart fetish. Oh and it's all a persona guys. Totes the Herald's fault.

It's not "muscle fetish". Tetsuko is an "enhanced mutant" (one who receives their abilities through science or magic rather than being born with them).

And tell them that people act far differently at home than online. Those dicklicks seem to think I'm some sort of terror at home, torturing and intimidating everybody and causing nothing but trouble for my family. Nothing could be further from the truth. My online persona is really just an extension of my newspaperman identity-- the one that earned me all the fan letters and gifts. Firing me from The Herald without deprogramming me as probably the worst mistake they ever made. I never fully got over being cut off from all the attention and goodies I used to get back in my day.

Plus a lot of older college students might not have family members or friends and are just hanging around the lounge looking for a little companionship. Nothing weird there.

He also totally ignores the original question (basically Yo, you're mad violent with that bone knife). But don't forget to buy his book.
Buy a copy of my book when it comes out and you can see some of the scary shit they've said to me. And one of their most dangerous men is a prominent educator at a little liberal arts college in Atlanta, no less.
 
Wasteland Weenie said:
Clearly you don't. You were completely mystified at the idea of a 10-cent candy case, or the idea of using pop bottles to buy stuff with.
The only time I ever see soda caps ever get used as money is a fallout game Jonny. And yes, you grew up in a time where this shit didn't happen anymore, and probably are remembering all the 1950s shit your family watched since you're a gremlin who stayed inside most of the time.
Pedantic Narcissistic Autist said:
You and your dipshit friends, for some inexplicable reason, thought I was talking about those wax candies. I meant real old-fashioned glass bottles - -Pepsis and Mountain Dews, not Coke (and by the way, spell it with a capital C, you dumb nutsacks; I thought at first you were talking about cocaine, and it threw me the hell off for a moment).
You kept sperging about the bottles, which weren't worth a dime since WWII, then we thought you meant those cheap pieces of shit since most candies besides them and candy sticks haven't been that cheap since again, the 1950s. Also don't correct someone's grammar when you fuck up and abuse commas so much.
Human Cockroach said:
Costs about 50-60 cents from the machine outside. You redeem the empties for a dime, which you collect and can use to buy enough candy cigarettes, Cherry Clans, Lemon Heads, Mr. Melons, Alexander the Grapes, CornNuts, Brown Cows, gumballs, and penny candies to last you and your buddies all weekend. Now, see, those were the days.
Digging in the trash, buying shit tier candies barring the Lemon Heads, and probably a fabrication brought on by social isolation and schizophrenia since I can tell you had no friends. Yep, good times.
Lucas Werner if he was White Trash From the South said:
You are a bunch of sneering elitist ageist fucks. Don't pretend you aren't.
That's why your two biggest critics are your age and older, and one of them lived the same life. What a fucking moron you are.
Lying Piece of Refuse said:
All I ever hear out of you is how older people can't have the same perks and freedoms or live in the dorms or enjoy any sort of excitement.
We said that you aren't fit for college and will never go there again due to being a horrible human being that burned every bridge he touched due to narcissism and autism. The fact you willingly lie and twist words proves to me that you would have been kicked first semester if you were aiming for a journalism degree rather than an English one.
Pedophile and Racist said:
Older students are just expected to sit there in their boring little apartments and keep quiet and and stay out of the younger people's way and have nothing.
Older students are supposed to act like actual adults and not children. Some of the hardest working students I met and worked with in my campus were older than you. They were not treated like trash because they knew how to not act like a horrific inbred mutant.
Leech on Society said:
Why bother to go back to school at all if you're not allowed to live it up now and again?
Because college is designed to teach you how to do your preferred job and field you selfish and retarded jackanape.
Will Literally Die Alone said:
You are disgusting. I hope someone comes along and removes your head from your shoulders with a nice sharp ax. Piss off.
The fun part is that I don't need to wish harm on you; you self inflict it Jonny. Cheers to the police if you were retarded enough to mail that poor Greer guy that letter.
Horrible Subhuman Beast said:
"Peaceful and easy-going" does not mean a pushover.
It means that you tend to not be a salty and bitter asshole who wishes death on hundreds of human beings.
The Perfect Idiot said:
People have been making that mistake with me my whole life--
The mistake being that they thought you were ever capable of being a grown man and fit for society.
Delusion A said:
my former business partner
Your boss broheim. You were a stockboy. Your mom was the business partner there.
Delusion B said:
my ex-girlfriend
A troll dude.
Delusion C said:
my old Herald coworkers.
lol it was never anything but resume padding you self-deluded fuck.
lol said:
They've abused me, lied to me, and taken my stuff all my life and gotten away with it.
Translation: I was a lazy and selfish fuck that took advantage of others, got smacked for not acting like the adult I am, and further smacked when I acted like a retarded sociopath and terrorist. I deserve all that has been given and taken from me.
Ha ha What a Story Jon said:
I'm sick and tired of it. I'm going to fight back. I'm going to find them and ruin their lives and see how they like it for a change.
You mean stew impotently in sobbing rage until you decide to send more letters that get burned or sent to the police. Then you shriek and gibber as they lock you in the hokey and dine on the sumptuous prison food they have there.
 

HaggisMcCrablice
17 minutes ago Hobbyist Writer
"Peaceful and easy-going" does not mean a pushover. People have been making that mistake with me my whole life-- my former business partner, my ex-girlfriend, my old Herald coworkers. They've abused me, lied to me, and taken my stuff all my life and gotten away with it."
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(1) No one has ever regarded Thumbskull as peaceful and easy-going. Everyone who has ever encountered him -- including the doctor and nurses who delivered him -- has recognized immediately that he is a violent, moon-faced lunatic.

(2) Thumbskull is unable to understand the difference between abuse and punishment. No one has ever abused him. But plenty of people in positions of authority have punished him -- and rightfully so -- for his violations of journalistic ethics, Arkansas State University rules of conduct, common standards of business behavior, and criminal statutes. He is exceptionally dim-witted in this regard, even for a violent, moon-faced lunatic.

(3) No one has ever taken Thumbskull's stuff. He has never had any stuff worth taking. Did his fellow students at ASU swipe the shitty stash of grossly retarded buttons that he wore on his look-at-me-I'm-a-moron hat? Did they purloin his purple pants? Did they pilfer his piss jar collection? Is the Mold Kingdom a frequent target of burglars in search of unreadable comics and worthless manuscripts? Who wants to break into a hovel in order to swipe some cheap, outdated, badly maintained, grease-coated electronics with zero pawn or resale value? No one ever has or ever will take the things that he claims as "my stuff" -- all of which, let the record show, was purchased with other people's money, including funds shipped to the Mold Kingdom on a monthly basis aboard the U.S. government's Welfare Steam Tug Violent Moon-Faced Lunatic.

(4) It's been noted before, but is worth repeating: Thumbskull has no former business partner, no ex-girlfriend and no old Herald co-workers (which the Bad Boy of College Journalism misspells as coworkers). He also never had, does not have and never will have any friends -- because he's a violent, moon-faced lunatic who refuses to seek professional help or even heed basic well-intentioned advice on adult behavior from normal people
 
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