🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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As I've said before, between James Terry Mitchell and Sweet, it's a toss-up as to which one has least justified case of narcissism. Sweet has no accomplishments to point to, he's done nothing but whine for the past 18 years, and hasn't grown at all as a person. He's made no attempt to do anything to move forward, and instead wasted the best part of his life fixated on a fantasy that never had any chance of coming true. I actually look at him and shudder, because I came very close to ending up like him. So thanks for that Sweet, now I know the fate I avoided.
 
John Titor said:
He's now claiming that a 32 gallon metal trash can was thrown at him. I was always imagining a waste basket. Do dorms normally have these?

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As photos of the dorm demonstrate -- and as my sources confirm -- a 32-gallon trash can would not fit through the windows in the Seminole Twin Towers. And the trashcans in the dorm hallways were rubber, not metal. And no students kept 32-gallon trash cans in their rooms.

Sweet just looked up "metal trash can" on Google, found one of these and went with it, even though there wasn't a college dorm anywhere in the U.S. that -- for several obvious reasons -- kept these in the hallways.


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Like all of Thumbskull's fiction, this tale fails to meet the minimum criteria of the International Agency for Standards in Verisimilitude.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Wait so why was a trash can thrown at Sweets? I mean we all know it should be because lolSweets but what's his reasoning?
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He was doing one of his awful "comedy routines" outside a dorm at full volume and the trashcan was someone's less than subtle way of telling him to cut that shit out.
 
Man, I'm both amused and disturbed by Sweet's utter lack of theory of mind lol. How the fuck do you live your life being so damn out of touch with the world?

Like I don't get it. Sweet has this impression that everyone, I mean EVERYONE already knows about him and his life events. He just shows up and starts sperging about his life like everybody can relate to him. It's the most surreal thing I've ever seen.

And Sweet's constant projection. That deserves special mention. Sweet definitely has to know the truth about his life on a subconscious level.
 
AJMLurker said:
Like I don't get it. Sweet has this impression that everyone, I mean EVERYONE already knows about him and his life events. He just shows up and starts sperging about his life like everybody can relate to him. It's the most surreal thing I've ever seen.
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You nailed it. Sweet thinks he's still known on campus to the students and would be instantly popular were he to return. He thinks what's true for him is true for everyone else, hence why he thinks TV ratings have ruined lives, everyone hates modern technology and that college was the same for everyone. He just doesn't understand how the world works.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet is now just going "Wrong. Stupid. Shut up." and the like to comments on the Belchblog.
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The exact deranged, stupid and childish behavior exhibited by his long-lost cousin and fellow passenger on the crazy train Leonard Shaner. Of course, Shaner spent six years in high school, never went to college and doesn't have a B.A. in the humanities.

All in all, a pathetic performance by The Giant Brain of Blythville, who originally announced that he was going to "sharpen my claws" on the Kiwis, but now gives us nothing but third-grade playground insults.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
The exact deranged, stupid and childish behavior exhibited by his long-lost cousin and fellow passenger on the crazy train Leonard Shaner. Of course, Shaner spent six hears in high school, never went to college and doesn't have a B.A. in the humanities.

All in all, a pathetic performance by The Giant Brain of Blythville, who originally announced that he was going to "sharpen my claws" on the Kiwis, but now gives us nothing but third-grade playground insults.
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And by sharpen his claws he meant "Argue until they quit." He really was the worst lolcow here.
 
John Titor said:
He's now claiming that a 32 gallon metal trash can was thrown at him. I was always imagining a waste basket. Do dorms normally have these?

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Maybe at the end of the hall or a common area.

We absolutely did haze kids who treated women like shit, for example. I would be completely shocked if no one bullied Sweet in the dorms.

Throwing a metal garbage can sounds exaggerated though. Who would risk jail time and expulsion over assaulting Sweet?

Maybe if he called a black student athlete a jigaboo or something. That I could definitely picture.
 
DrJonesHat said:
He just doesn't understand how the world works.
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I've read through that huge branching conversation on Sweet's blog and it's obvious that Sweet is doomed unless he can learn some theory of mind. If he doesn't, Sweet will die a broken bitter old man screaming about ASU, liberals and china. I also think Sweet does deliberately lie at times. He posted a lot of empty threats throughout that conversation and I believe he knows they're empty, but is stupid enough to think we'll take him on his word and back off.

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
All in all, a pathetic performance by The Giant Brain of Blythville, who originally announced that he was going to "sharpen my claws" on the Kiwis, but now gives us nothing but third-grade playground insults.
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Whenever Sweet resorts to "Wrong. Stupid. Shut up" you know you have touched a fucking nerve with him lol. He wants to keep fighting, but you threw the cold hard truth in his face so he starts going into autistic tourettes mode and shouting "WRONG! STUPID!" until you give him the last word.
 
ASU said:
Maybe at the end of the hall or a common area.

We absolutely did haze kids who treated women like shit, for example. I would be completely shocked if no one bullied Sweet in the dorms.

Throwing a metal garbage can sounds exaggerated though. Who would risk jail time and expulsion over assaulting Sweet?

Maybe if he called a black student athlete a jigaboo or something. That I could definitely picture.
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Members of the ASU football and basketball teams did live in the Seminole Twin Towers during the time Thumbskull was there. It's quite possible that Grand Dragon Sweet muttered one of his totally-not-racist terms for black people -- take your pick: jigaboo, coon, spade, pickaninny -- a little too loudly one day.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Members of the ASU football and basketball teams did live in the Seminole Twin Towers during the time Thumbskull was there. It's quite possible that Grand Dragon Sweet muttered one of his totally-not-racists terms for black people -- take your pick: jigaboo, coon, spade, pickaninny -- a little too loudly one day.
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I should also note that those dorms had thick screen windows covering them, and as you've said the windows were too small to fit a garbage can of that size.

However, kids would sneak onto the roofs of the taller dorms, get drunk and toss shit off. Big, heavy shit, because it made more noise. So its possible something like that came down off the roof, but aimed at him? First off, that's attempted murder, so already I don't believe it. Secondly it would take a hell of a lot of coordination to pull off.

They'd have had to known he'd be walking by, raced upstairs with a huge ass trashcan, etc. The logistics of it defy belief.

But is it possible some stoners tossed a can over not caring if anyone was walking by and Jon happened to be there? Yeah, sadly, I saw things like that happen.
 
ASU said:
I should also note that those dorms had thick screen windows covering them, and as you've said the windows were too small to fit a garbage can of that size.

However, kids would sneak onto the roofs of the taller dorms, get drunk and toss shit off. Big, heavy shit, because it made more noise. So its possible something like that came down off the roof, but aimed at him? First off, that's attempted murder, so already I don't believe it. Secondly it would take a hell of a lot of coordination to pull off.

They'd have had to known he'd be walking by, raced upstairs with a huge ass trashcan, etc. The logistics of it defy belief.

But is it possible some stoners tossed a can over not caring if anyone was walking by and Jon happened to be there? Yeah, sadly, I saw things like that happen.
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I can't find the citation immediately, but Thumbskull has specifically stated in the past that the lethal projectile was hurled from the fourth floor of the dorm, not from the roof. Night Train to the Loony Bin is simply larding another layer of lies onto this stupid piece of fiction. At most, someone threw a small Rubbermaid soft-molded trash can at him in a brutal attack that would have caused no damage even if the missile had hit its fat, greasy, mentally ill target.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I can't find the citation immediately, but Thumbskull has specifically stated in the past that the lethal projectile was hurled from the fourth floor of the dorm, not from the roof. Night Train to the Loony Bin is simply larding another layer of lies onto this stupid piece of fiction. At most, someone threw a small Rubbermaid soft-molded trash can at him in a brutal attack that would have caused no damage even if the missile had hit its fat, greasy, mentally ill target.
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Sweets lies are strange. "ASU had steak and quail buffet nightly" - what is the purpose of such a lie? No one here believed it even before I confirmed it was BS. There is no benefit in saying it. It seems to serve only to frustrate himself, something for his ego to taunt itself with: "Look what those liberals took from you, Jon! Are you just going to let them get away with that?".

He seems to have internalized the ASU newspaper staff as his bullies, only in his mind they are all transformed into MARY LEE WALSHING WITCH BITCHES of the highest order.

I wonder if, when he's alone, he's started talking to them outloud as if they were in front of him. I wonder if he doesn't have similar imaginary convos with you as well, Dr. M. That tends to be where things head when people get locked into cycles of hardcore isolation and depression.
 
ASU said:
Sweets lies are strange. "ASU had steak and quail buffet nightly" - what is the purpose of such a lie?
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It's the quail part that always confused me. Why? Steak is at least plausible, although I can't imagine a state university actually serving it nightly. But you'd soon exhaust the supply of quail. It isn't really heavily farmed.
 
AnOminous said:
It's the quail part that always confused me. Why? Steak is at least plausible, although I can't imagine a state university actually serving it nightly. But you'd soon exhaust the supply of quail. It isn't really heavily farmed.
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It's not like college students at a public university would have the pallette to appreciate quail over chicken anyway. It would be a pointless expense in addition to what you noted about its unsustainability.
 
It was probably just that he'd never had chicken in its unprocessed non-nugget form so he assumed it was quail.

And Salzbury steak has the word steak in it therefore it's steak.
 
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