🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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DrJonesHat said:
Is he talking about someone throwing a trashcan at him during one of his horrid "comedy" routines when he says they tried to kill him?
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I think that's what he's claiming, but he might have been misunderstanding the can-thrower's intentions. Maybe Jon wrote an article that the reader somehow associated with garbage, and one of his followers was once again trying to shower him with goodies inspired by his stellar journalism.
 
Wow. Thumbskull has moved back into the first-class car on the crazy train.

I can't wait till he contacts me again for "all-out war." The last time I sent the cops to his house , they just delivered a summons. This time they'll have the handcuffs ready.
 
On the subject of sweet and cigarettes, he would smoke anything popular on campuses in 1997. Camels probably?
 
Chan the Wizard said:
In one of his recent comments, he actually says that his experience at ASU was a Truman Show type experiment.
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Shit, he's figuring out why we're using our evil powers to keep him from getting all of the TV channels and oppressing him! He hasn't found the cameras, has he?!

DrJonesHat said:
Oh god, not this again. We didn't prove anything Sweet. We said that they had ample reason to shitcan you because of your antisocial behavior. The plagiarism charge (which you are guilty of by your own admission) was simply something they could not ignore, as it's a violation of journalistic ethics. And don't give me that shit about not seeing the sketch, you saw it. SNL was very popular at the time, and you no doubt inflicted your noxious presence on everyone in the common lounge when they gathered to watch it on Saturday nights in an ill-fated attempt to fit in. You are incapable of originality. You ripped the idea for your column off the sketch without crediting SNL, which is plagiarism. You presented someone else's idea as your own. You can't do that.
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Didn't he try to pretend, at one point, after denying the sketch's existence for years, that the Liberals (TM) had gotten the old SNL cast together to film it retroactively? For some reason, I recall this happening. The sad thing is even if he didn't actually explore that idea, it's believable.
 
He's now claiming that a 32 gallon metal trash can was thrown at him. I was always imagining a waste basket. Do dorms normally have these?

@ASU
 
John Titor said:
He's now claiming that a 32 gallon metal trash can was thrown at him. I was always imagining a waste basket. Do dorms normally have these?

@ASU
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Possibly.
Consider how hard it would be to throw a 32 gallon drum out of a window.
I'm not doubting that Sweet is annoying enough for that to happen, just that it's unlikely.

We know he's a liar. He exaggerates and changes his stories constantly.
 
Huh. So, the picked up the pregnant cat that didn't like to be touched, causing it to wriggle from his grip and fall to the ground.

You know, the eventual video of Jon forcibly getting his hands slowly crushed in a license plate press during an inmate assault will really be worth the wait.
 
1) Where the hell are these pictures taken? I can't tell if it is a derelict kitchen or filthy porch. Linoleum, dirt, boxes, cement flooring and empty 2 liter pop bottles don't clear it up the confusion either, it just proves how horribly rundown the Mold Kingdom is.

2) Lana was a feral cat, not a pet. I can already hear Sweets try and go on and on about the importance of farm/barn cats, and that's why they never had this little kitten machine spayed, but that's bullshit. :powerlevel: I've said before, I was raised in a small town (Blytheville is in fact 3 times bigger than where I grew up,) not a damn person in town mistook a pet cat for a barn cat. Ever. They serve separate functions. Barn cats are feral, don't like to be touched, and pump out babies to keep the population of mice down on farms and in fields. This was Lana, she wasn't your pet. You never treated her as a pet, and she would never be able to be your pet due to her feral nature. Learn something about cats that didn't come from a cartoon.

3) Looks like we've just seen Sweets use the word "buffet" without calling it "sumptuous!" I guess he showed us!
 
Picklechu said:
Shit, he's figuring out why we're using our evil powers to keep him from getting all of the TV channels and oppressing him! He hasn't found the cameras, has he?!


Didn't he try to pretend, at one point, after denying the sketch's existence for years, that the Liberals (TM) had gotten the old SNL cast together to film it retroactively? For some reason, I recall this happening. The sad thing is even if he didn't actually explore that idea, it's believable.
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Yes, he actually said that ASU had created a fake sketch with world famous actors solely to discredit an unknown writer at a twice-weekly college paper at a third-tier university in Arkansas. He said that in response to someone linking him a clip of the damn thing.
 
Yeah, Lana was such a "beloved pet" that Jon let her roam outside, at constant risk of disease, exposure, predation by animals and humans, and a myriad of other horrors, while ensuring that she was dropping litter upon litter of kittens who would meet the same fate. At least we didn't have to read about him throwing her body into a trash can because he just couldn't stand to bury her in the ground like a potato, or something.
 
AJMLurker said:
Sweet spazzed out and replied to several comments, but he left this particularly interesting response to Doc Brown. Sweet believes he has discovered who @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe actually is.
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Sweet's truly going into disturbed psycho stalker territory now.
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Tbf Sweets has suspected @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe of being someone from his past for quite some time. Doesn't make him less crazy mind. I will say I love his "Kids, get off my lawn" post.

Well, I wouldn't call them that to their face, of course, but talking with the Kiwi Fruits leads me to believe most of these kids are vapid, disrespectful snots and vicious, nasty little sociopaths who like to vandalize people's cars and leave dead cats on their doorsteps if they do or say something they don't agree with. What changed? In my day we respected the older nontraditional students. When they stopped by the TV lounge to hang out with us and chat, we listened earnestly to their advice and enjoyed their folksy reminisces. Now they act like we're a bunch of lepers... sad, pathetic, out-of-touch holdovers from a bygone age, to be shunned and mocked. When did all this meanness set it? If that's what progress and fancy shiny new tech brings, who needs it?
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And I'm apparently woefully behind. Apologies. God damn did Sweets go at it this weekend.
 
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Thumbskull said:
Well, I wouldn't call them that to their face, of course, but talking with the Kiwi Fruits leads me to believe most of these kids are vapid, disrespectful snots and vicious, nasty little sociopaths who like to vandalize people's cars and leave dead cats on their doorsteps if they do or say something they don't agree with. What changed? In my day we respected the older nontraditional students. When they stopped by the TV lounge to hang out with us and chat, we listened earnestly to their advice and enjoyed their folksy reminisces. Now they act like we're a bunch of lepers... sad, pathetic, out-of-touch holdovers from a bygone age, to be shunned and mocked. When did all this meanness set it? If that's what progress and fancy shiny new tech brings, who needs it?
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Nah Sweetie Pie, people just treat you that way. Respect is earned. You don't just get it from how much time you have on the clock, but what you did with it. You've done nothing but cry, complain, threaten and harass for the last 18 years. You've refused to even try anything new or learn anything in that time. I'm not even talking about your perspective or attitude on on your life there. What's respectable about that? What has it gotten you but ill health, ridicule and a body that looks like it's aged 40 years in less than 20.
 
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