🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Big Nasty said:
Is he becoming more and more crazy, or what?
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Now he thinks that Dr. M was at ASU in half-past '97, and he thinks we gave him the "Golden Ticket" back to ASU because he thinks we said that he didn't really plagiarize, but they were looking for an excuse to kick him out (due to his antisocial behavior that he denies). Otherwise he still sticks to the same delusions he's had since the 90s.
 
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TheUltimatePickle said:
To be fair he said pop bottles, I think he meant that shitty waxy candy that's shaped like soda bottles, I'd believe that a little bag of those was ten cents thirty years ago. And given his obsession with really shitty candy that seems like something he'd buy.
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Aw, man, I remember those things. They were awful!
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Aw, man, I remember those things. They were awful!
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I sort of liked them. :oops: Those candy cigarettes he was sperging about were hideous, though. The only reason I can imagine anyone (read: Jon) wanting to consume them is because he thinks he'd be giving the middle finger to the political correctness that made it undesirable to pretend-smoke.

This is even more hilarious if you remember that Jon is more than old enough to smoke for reals and waste his money on actual, carcinogenic cigarettes instead of fake ones made of wallpaper paste, or whatever the hell went into those things.
 
Shadow Fox said:
I sort of liked them. :oops: Those candy cigarettes he was sperging about were hideous, though. The only reason I can imagine anyone (read: Jon) wanting to consume them is because he thinks he'd be giving the middle finger to the political correctness that made it undesirable to pretend-smoke.

This is even more hilarious if you remember that Jon is more than old enough to smoke for reals and waste his money on actual, carcinogenic cigarettes instead of fake ones made of wallpaper paste, or whatever the hell went into those things.
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I thought that was funny as well, he's obsessed with candy cigarettes but he's been old enough to legally buy smokes since a lot of us were in grade school. Just walk to the corner store and buy a pack of cowboy killers you big pussy.

His health is so fucked at this point I doubt they would make it much worse, and he might even lose some weight.
 
Oh god, not this again. We didn't prove anything Sweet. We said that they had ample reason to shitcan you because of your antisocial behavior. The plagiarism charge (which you are guilty of by your own admission) was simply something they could not ignore, as it's a violation of journalistic ethics. And don't give me that shit about not seeing the sketch, you saw it. SNL was very popular at the time, and you no doubt inflicted your noxious presence on everyone in the common lounge when they gathered to watch it on Saturday nights in an ill-fated attempt to fit in. You are incapable of originality. You ripped the idea for your column off the sketch without crediting SNL, which is plagiarism. You presented someone else's idea as your own. You can't do that.
 
Shadow Fox said:
This is even more hilarious if you remember that Jon is more than old enough to smoke for reals and waste his money on actual, carcinogenic cigarettes instead of fake ones made of wallpaper paste, or whatever the hell went into those things.
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Yeah, but then someone would have to show him how to use a lighter, then explain, step-by-step, what to do once he caught his beard on fire.
 
TheUltimatePickle said:
To be fair he said pop bottles, I think he meant that shitty waxy candy that's shaped like soda bottles, I'd believe that a little bag of those was ten cents thirty years ago. And given his obsession with really shitty candy that seems like something he'd buy.
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Oh, he meant those? Yeah, I'd reckon back then a small bag of those were around a dime depending on the store, since that was just sugar and failure in a sample size package. I thought he meant actual bottles of coke, which is a far better buy for those with a sweet tooth. I don't know why the fuck anyone would want them.
Shadow Fox said:
I sort of liked them. :oops: Those candy cigarettes he was sperging about were hideous, though. The only reason I can imagine anyone (read: Jon) wanting to consume them is because he thinks he'd be giving the middle finger to the political correctness that made it undesirable to pretend-smoke.

This is even more hilarious if you remember that Jon is more than old enough to smoke for reals and waste his money on actual, carcinogenic cigarettes instead of fake ones made of wallpaper paste, or whatever the hell went into those things.
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I think it's because he thinks smoking makes you look cool due to fucked psychosis, but is so childish and spineless due to his mom that he lacks the balls to buy a pack of Newports or something equally terrible to indulge in the fantasy. Probably because his mom probably tells him that he sure ain't smoking that shit in her house.
 
sikotik said:
He'd never buy Newports. Those are jiggaboo cigarettes.
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I'm not sure what other brand would be in his budget though, since this is a childman who thought that a dollar was a gift from heaven. Nigga's so poor that he thinks that prison food is sumptuous, and thus too rich for his blood.
 
Adamska said:
I'm not sure what other brand would be in his budget though, since this is a childman who thought that a dollar was a gift from heaven. Nigga's so poor that he thinks that prison food is sumptuous, and thus too rich for his blood.
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Pall Malls. He'd definitely smoke Pall Malls.
 
Anyone who is a long-time writer has accidentally plagiarised at some point. You hear a joke and forget about it, remember it later but think it's your own creation, that sort of thing. Or you spend all this time researching and meticulously typing out some report or essay, and just before you turn it in you realise that instead of quoting appropriately you wrote it in such a way that you used their words for your own.

Shit happens. It's not the end of the world, even at the collegiate level. The right thing to do, as in any similar situation, is to own up to the error, learn from it, etc.

Jon, if you are reading this, you will NEVER be back legally on ASU campus. It's not about the plagiarism, regardless of whether said plagerization occurred or not.

You are an unbalanced liar, a cowardly harasser, you would likely be violent except violence requires having a spine. You think "kiwi farms said so" is a legal defense. This is proof that you are delusional.

You are flirting with police attention and publicly displaying that you may be a threat to public safety. These things all lead to harsh consequences.

Keep giving kiwis rope to hang you with, because you're set on a course of self-destruction, and keep being baffled when you find yourself repeatedly and ceaselessly hoisted by your own petard. Keep running your life into the ground publicly, you awesomely tragic creature.

You have freedom, independence, a mind and at least some semblance of writing talent, and you cage yourself in some redneck shithole, blind yourself to reality, and adamnantly refuse to grow the hell up and start enjoying life.

I know homeless bums with more self-respect and day to day satisfaction, because at least they admit they can't deal with life. You are a slave to your own incompetence.

I would rather help than mock you, but since you refuse to be helped, Godspeed on your journey to rock bottom.
 
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Under ordinary circumstances I would be heartened by such a consummate shitheel actually admitting to having "bad behavior" in the first place, but I know Sweetums will turn around and deny or excuse it soon enough. *sigh*
 
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