🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[The I Scream Man]

Am I the only one who wishes "The System" was real right now? Because hot damn if it was, and someone from inside said organization had pulled his hard drive, and perchance we could marvel over its no doubt insane contents...

A man made entirely of ice cream can dream, can't he?

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry for the double post.

His reply

Look, that's how things were done in my day, where I lived, where I went to school. I think you need to open up your mind more, start looking outside your narrow little definition of normal, and learn to respect that maybe some people do things differently than you do, and and perhaps back then we did them even better.

It's hilarious that this literally retarded guy, too stupid to understand money, takes this lecturing tone about shit he clearly knows nothing about and would be too dumb to understand even if you explained it to him in small words.

problem is retardation.

Chris's "soup hotels" idea is Adam Smith tier economics compared to this mongoloid's blitherings.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

First journal of the new year: https://archive.is/FmUmj

 

[ActualKiwi]

First journal of the new year: https://archive.is/FmUmj

So now he's too lazy to do backgrounds...and apparently ripping off Wile.E.Coyote and Roadrunner?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

"Gunna bite'cher anus" for the dog's species? Not just one of the zillion words for "buttocks," but "anus"? Stay classy, Sweets.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Ew. So Sweet has a fixation on a certain part of a dog now?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Ew. So Sweet has a fixation on a certain part of a dog now?

Notice Panel Five on Page One of his latest crime against all that is holy?

I'd say it's more than a fixation.

 

[Adamska]

Notice Panel Five on Page One of his latest crime against all that is holy?

I'd say it's more than a fixation.

Cue him defending his inability to not be a horrible deviant by accusing us of projection, or by him confessing to something as bad if not worse to avoid being accused of wanting to fuck dogs.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Also to note- the dogcatcher appears to be heavily modelled after Popeye the Sailor (minus the ridiculous balloon-gut).
Is he that unimaginative that he just rips stuff from more successful cartoonists these days?

 

[Adamska]

Also to note- the dogcatcher appears to be heavily modelled after Popeye the Sailor (minus the ridiculous balloon-gut).
Is he that unimaginative that he just rips stuff from more successful cartoonists these days?

He is severely retarded, extremely lazy, and intentionally cannot bother to do things himself. Ergo he just traces everything due to all of those issues compounding into super 'tism.

 

[wheat pasta]

Yeah, what exactly is with the disgusting, disproportional and anatomically impossible pannis on that dog catcher guy? It looks like a fleshy hairy beanbag that would just get in his way when he runs around...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Cue him defending his inability to not be a horrible deviant[...]

"Hey, that's how we were taught and how we did things back in half-past 1997!" - Sweet on obscene depictions of dog anuses

 

[CatFace]

He is severely retarded, extremely lazy, and intentionally cannot bother to do things himself. Ergo he just traces everything due to all of those issues compounding into super 'tism.

Speaking of tracing/rip offs, think he got the anus idea from something like this?

Spoiler: moneybutt tattoo NSFW?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Ladies and gentlemen, we humbly present the central motivating factor behind Jon Sweet's every single thought, deed, and desire:

Spoiler: In consideration of good taste

Remember, he put less work into the background, but we get to see every detail of a puckered, prolapsed dog anus, fully presented, even though the character is a male. In all likelihood, Jon was working his tongue around his lips just sketching it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder if the reasons why Sweet has all these bizarre fetishes is a combination of his mindset and maturity level, isolation, obvious virginity, and Mama Sweet probably not allowing him to view certain content?

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

If he just now got a Zip drive, then in 3-4 more years he'll FINALLY get one of those newfangled CD burners.

Or a flashdrive for that matter - I think his brain would explode!

 

[Shokew]

*Sigh* I gave on having hope for this guy when I learned he didn't even know how to use a basic CD / DVD -ROM drive (and I hear those are becoming obsolete, too, meaning he really is too far behind. *Double Sigh*).

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think his brain would explode!

Or his eyes would just glaze over as he proceeded to "not give a shit."

Solid state drives and hard disk drives with capacity in the terabytes could be so "sufficiently advanced that they're magic" to Sweet's eyes if he cared enough to just learn of them.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Do they even make zip disks any more? I suspect what happened is that the tech backed up Sweet's data on an external USB drive or flash drive, and Sweet is just using a term that's familiar to him. Zip drives used parallel ports to connect to the computer and modern machines don't have those.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Do they even make zip disks any more? I suspect what happened is that the tech backed up Sweet's data on an external USB drive or flash drive, and Sweet is just using a term that's familiar to him. Zip drives used parallel ports to connect to the computer and modern machines don't have those.

Very few people still use them, and I couldn't find any evidence of them still being produced- I think there's just a limited number of them still out in the wild..
They really were a pretty niche and badly thought out invention