🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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From what I gather, Sweet normally scans in a Belch Dimension page (drawn in pencil or pen) as a binary image (each pixel is only black or white), and then does further work in MS Paint (mostly the paint bucket). That's why we see the jagged lines and the less-than-perfect coloring.


Sweet seems to be just imitating a standard convention of American comics with that. In American comics, words are sometimes bolded for emphasis. Sweet also carries that habit over to writing, where he italicizes words for emphasis.

Yeah, but Sweet seems to bold words randomly. Take the following example.

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No one would place emphasis on many of the words Sweet puts in bold type. Speaking the lines and stressing the words in boldface makes the speaker sound like an idiot. "When the sun comes down . . ." is especially nonsensical. It's as if he starts words with bold letters by mistake and simply finishes them that way -- instead of fixing the blunder -- for reasons known only to him. And then there are the words that are bold and underscored, another uniquely Sweetian idiosyncrasy. Does that indicate screaming?
 
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Shit's been sleepy with Sweets as of late. But when called out for getting his laptop fixed when he said it was something he could do...

I had some can money saved up for a rainy day... and, as it turns out it was a lot more than a simple fix with tweezers. They had to open 'er up, and she was in the shop for nearly two weeks. All right, the guy does good work, I'll admit it. Though I still think I could've had the whole thing done by some college kid for the price of a box of chicken strips and a six-pack of suds.

Chicken strips and a six pack for computer repair. Good to see Sweets is on the pulse of what college kids like.
 
It was in the shop for two weeks probably because they had to order a part, then open the case and remove the broken power port and solder in a new one. Sweet's lack of knowledge about how shit works is on display again. Also, no self-respecting tech would do such a job for a trade like that. I'd only accept cash from a shifty-looking character like Sweet.
 
Jon revealing that he literally doesn't understand how money works. He really treats it like a kid doesn't he?
 
Yeah, no. Laptops are a super bitch to service beyond a memory &/or drive upgrade, because almost everything else usually demands a full teardown on top of soldering the replacement part onto the board. chicken strips and a six pack for a several hour job? Fuck you.

:powerlevel:been there and done that.
 
I suppose a small town computer guy might take something in trade, but a six pack and chicken isn't going to cut it.
 
I suppose a small town computer guy might take something in trade, but a six pack and chicken isn't going to cut it.
Maybe? I mean if you're friends with the guy sure. Otherwise they'd have to be low rent as fuck to trade shit.

Jon revealing that he literally doesn't understand how money works. He really treats it like a kid doesn't he?
Absolutely agree. This is the biggest thing I got out of his comment.


My comment
A box of chicken strips and a 6 pack? Maybe if you ran your own finances you would understand the value of dollar but fixing a computer would cost way more than $12 in goods. Unless you're giving them college credit (which you clearly aren't) or are their friend they ain't doin that for cheap.

Anyway why would the kid settle for beer from a creepy old guy when they could get some molly for $5 a pill?

His reply
Look, that's how things were done in my day, where I lived, where I went to school. I think you need to open up your mind more, start looking outside your narrow little definition of normal, and learn to respect that maybe some people do things differently than you do, and and perhaps back then we did them even better.
 
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Yeah, I'd demand the coin of the realm. I wonder what the cost of the repair was.

Better? I'd rather be paid in cash. Shit, back in Sweet's day, (which, as I've said was my day as well) would also demand to be paid in cash. Does Sweet think he's the only 40 year old on the net? I can assure younger Kiwis that the 90s were nothing like Sweet remembers. They were ok, but I prefer the modern era.
Broadband internet is vastly superior to dialup, streaming on demand is great, having your phone with you instead of being tied to your house, all great things. Also, this'll blow Sweet's mind, in college, I didn't have phone sex. I met a girl, we talked for a bit, then had actual sex. Amazing!
 
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Ignorant Redneck said:
Look, that's how things were done in my day, where I lived, where I went to school.
lolno Jonny boy. Computer repair always cost a decent amount if you didn't have a buddy or family member to do it for you. Even then you probably would have to pay them out the part at minimum (can confirm, I buy custom rigs from bros/dad). You are just a delusional nug who doesn't understand how money works, like any good liberal strawman. You also probably didn't get your computer until after your retarded ass was kicked from college, so lolno on you knowing this.
The Black Pot said:
I think you need to open up your mind more,
You mean like you should you hypocrite?
Nigger Pan said:
start looking outside your narrow little definition of normal,
Wow, this is lulzy as fuck. Some intentionally ignorant faggot is demanding others be more open towards his obvious retardation and inability to do basic 'rithmetic right. Doubly so since money management was taught in elementary school.
Delusional Greybeard said:
and learn to respect that maybe some people do things differently than you do, and and perhaps back then we did them even better.
No, using MSPaint to color in your shitty black/white .jpegs is not better you lazy hack. Neither is using a computer which violently screams when you try to use IE 5.0 as its brains explodes due to all the malware on it. Neither is fictional vagina phone, something you make up because you're too pathetic to just admit you got trolled by a girl/teenage boy.
 
I would like to see proof that trading chicken and PBR for computer repairs was how things were done back in the day. Can you provide any proof, Sweetums, that anyone outside of the imaginary people in your head ever accepted such fare in lieu of actual money for services rendered? Or are you just assuming that, since you interpreted offerings of useless junk as being showered with riches due to your godlike status as a """newspaperman""", everyone else in the world would gladly take cheap fast food and cheaper beer in exchange for time-consuming and labor-intensive repair work?
 
Remember how Sweet wanted a hip young assistant? If he really did get one to work for him, then after putting up with Sweet for so long, they'd probably only get paid in fast food and beer.
 
This is going to blow Sweet's mind: Microsoft is ready to abandon Internet Explorer.
 
Shit's been sleepy with Sweets as of late. But when called out for getting his laptop fixed when he said it was something he could do...

Chicken strips and a six pack for computer repair. Good to see Sweets is on the pulse of what college kids like.

From the blog entry that led to the exchange referenced above:

The Poster Boy of Learned Helplessness wrote:

... my laptop is ready, and the data from my old Win 6 has been transferred to a zip drive.
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Yes, he has to take his computer to a repair shop in order to transfer files from the hard drive to a Zip drive. A Zip drive!!! A technology that has been essentially obsolete for well over a decade, but which would have been state of the art in 1997. Can't wait until Sweet leans the meaning of "click of death." A Zip drive!!!

I would like to see proof that trading chicken and PBR for computer repairs was how things were done back in the day. Can you provide any proof, Sweetums, that anyone outside of the imaginary people in your head ever accepted such fare in lieu of actual money for services rendered? Or are you just assuming that, since you interpreted offerings of useless junk as being showered with riches due to your godlike status as a """newspaperman""", everyone else in the world would gladly take cheap fast food and cheaper beer in exchange for time-consuming and labor-intensive repair work?

Unless Sweet had a tech-savvy friend -- and he had no friends of any type -- no one was going to repair his computer in the 1990s for some chicken parts and a six-pack. Computer repairs back then were expensive as hell, and most dealers would try to cheat everyone who came in the door. At one company I worked at, a manager in another department complained to me one day that the local Apple dealer wanted $400 to defragment the hard drive on a machine used on CAD projects. The Apple store led him to believe that the disk was physically fragmented and certainly didn't even hint that he could defrag it himself with a couple of mouse clicks.
 
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I wish that Sweet would explain his workflow so we could tell him what he's doing wrong. The online -- and doubtless the printed -- versions of his comics are almost certainly more awful than they should be.

For example, the finished product displays noticeable jaggies on every element that is not a horizontal or vertical line. This is almost certainly a result of his inability to set his scanner's parameters correctly. Using a low resolution for faster scans and smaller file sizes is undoubtedly part of the problem. And it's dollars to doughnuts that he doesn't understand that line art should -- somewhat counterintuitively -- be scanned as gray scale to improve the quality of the final image.

Another major problem is his utter lack of attention to detail when lettering. Take the following example:

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In the main dialog balloon, great looks like gre6t, one looks like ome, hack looks like haol, and doesn't looks like do6smt. Random words and random letters within words appear to be in bold face. The idea that text should have a baseline is alien to Sweet, which makes his walls of type even more difficult to follow. And this example is fairly clean by his standards.

He must ink the lettering before he scans the line drawings. Doing this in MS Paint would take forever. It's a pity he can't be bothered to do the job properly.

As a famous cartoonist, Sweet owes it to his adoring fans to explain his workflow in exacting detail. Types of paper, pencils, pens and inks used. What elements are inked before scanning. Make and model of scanner and a complete list of settings. Procedures followed in MS Paint. Once we have this information, we can begin our own humble and unworthy attempts to imitate the master.

problem is retardation.
 
A Zip drive!!!
That takes me back. The last time I really depended on my Zip disks with no viable alternative was over 10 years ago -- back when Mac OS 9 was still relatively current.

Anyway, I guess Sweet just doesn't see those fresh new fancy Buck Rogers chips available for purchase at the newsstand checkout in the wee hours of the morning.
 
If he just now got a Zip drive, then in 3-4 more years he'll FINALLY get one of those newfangled CD burners.
 
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