http://www.metal-archives.com/

[I.B. Niggin]

I wasn't even aware there was a thread for this. Metal-Archives has had a full on evolution on it's faggotry for the last fifteen years. Before, it was just your typical ape chest thumping on what is and isn't considered metal and how fucking gay metalcore is and now it's just the same shit as reddit.

I remember discovering Arghoslent on there and thought they were a fun 80s metal take on death metal with a sensitive subject matter and just to see everyone turn a complete 180 on those kind of bands is bigger faggotry than anything preceding it.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

They are still fine with Led Zep and shit like that though, you know, Jimmy Page kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl. Because racism is the worst crime ever, more so than child rape.

Whoa, back it the fuck up. I have never heard of this ever before in my life. What happened with this?

 

[Windmill]

Whoa, back it the fuck up. I have never heard of this ever before in my life. What happened with this?

I think this refers to Lori Mattix (and others too) who was a young groupie in the 1970s.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I wasn't even aware there was a thread for this. Metal-Archives has had a full on evolution on it's faggotry for the last fifteen years. Before, it was just your typical ape chest thumping on what is and isn't considered metal and how fucking gay metalcore is and now it's just the same shit as reddit.

I remember discovering Arghoslent on there and thought they were a fun 80s metal take on death metal with a sensitive subject matter and just to see everyone turn a complete 180 on those kind of bands is bigger faggotry than anything preceding it.

Even Lemmy stated that Metal was a mistake.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Whoa, back it the fuck up. I have never heard of this ever before in my life. What happened with this?

Are you fucking surprised that the SJW admins of M-A go to bat for child molestation? These are the same people who:

- Went to bat for Yaniv over his underage topless pool party because muh twanzphobiuh
- Went to bat for Aimee Challenor and her child rapist father
- Defended Netflix's "Cuties" because ackshually it's against sexualising children (by sexualising children)
- Unironically push "Minor Attracted Person" as an actual sexuality

Compared to this, failing to call out Jimmy Page or David Bowie banging underage groupies is mere play.

 

[Chen Stirner]

- Defended Netflix's "Cuties" because ackshually it's against sexualising children (by sexualising children)

I decided to look into that and this is what I found. (Archive) That Subrick guy bends over backwards to defend the movie. Empyreal too. Some in the thread are rightly repulsed by it, so at least there are a few people on the forum who still have functioning brain cells.

 

[Windmill]

Been getting into some doom metal lately, and of course I had to check out Finland's excellent Reverend Bizarre. While reading about the band I realized that despite the drummer looking rather male in older band pics and with a male name in Finnish (Jari), he was now listed as a woman on his Metal Archives page. Sure enough I checked out the report history and they indeed have had a peepee-surgery. Nothing I care too much about, but I had a laugh at this report by some user :



(Archive)

Damn those Nazis, hunting down deadnames of drummers for underground doom metal bands!

EDIT: Realized too that there's no mention on his page about his previous name or anything like that, once again proving that MA fails as an proper encyclopedia. Same goes for Discogs too, even there I wasn't able to find mention of his old name lol.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Been getting into some doom metal lately, and of course I had to check out Finland's excellent Reverend Bizarre. While reading about the band I realized that despite the drummer looking rather male in older band pics and with a male name in Finnish (Jari), he was now listed as a woman on his Metal Archives page. Sure enough I checked out the report history and they indeed have had a peepee-surgery. Nothing I care too much about, but I had a laugh at this report by some user :

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(Archive)

Damn those Nazis, hunting down deadnames of drummers for underground doom metal bands!

EDIT: Realized too that there's no mention on his page about his previous name or anything like that, once again proving that MA fails as an proper encyclopedia. Same goes for Discogs too, even there I wasn't able to find mention of his old name lol.

Nah, sorry mate but they actually do mention his real name on his artist page:

I'm not too familiar with discogs' policy, but it seems like an individual can have multiple pages dedicated to each of their aliases. The "Jara" page doesn't credit any Reverend Bizarre material, and neither does the Jari page. Instead, they're both credited to his stage name while he was in the band; the Earl of Void.

Compare that to his profile on M-A where several projects and releases where he's credited on discogs as Jari Pohjonen he is mysteriously credited simply as "J. Pohjonen":

Look at all those sexually ambiguous J's! And also note how his pseudonym for Mesmer is credited to "Jay" instead of "J." because of its ambiguous nature


Anyway, to conclude my post, allow me to sign off with a little paraphrasing of a great RB song to make it more in line with the topic at hand;

Cocks may come and cocks may go,
But deadnames last forever
Come my son and you will see
Your headstone and male name together​

 

[Windmill]

Nah, sorry mate but they actually do mention his real name on his artist page:
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I'm not too familiar with discogs' policy, but it seems like an individual can have multiple pages dedicated to each of their aliases. The "Jara" page doesn't credit any Reverend Bizarre material, and neither does the Jari page. Instead, they're both credited to his stage name while he was in the band; the Earl of Void.

Compare that to his profile on M-A where several projects and releases where he's credited on discogs as Jari Pohjonen he is mysteriously credited simply as "J. Pohjonen":
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Look at all those sexually ambiguous J's! And also note how his pseudonym for Mesmer is credited to "Jay" instead of "J." because of its ambiguous nature


Anyway, to conclude my post, allow me to sign off with a little paraphrasing of a great RB song to make it more in line with the topic at hand;

Cocks may come and cocks may go,
But deadnames last forever
Come my son and you will see
Your headstone and male name together​

Thanks, I didn't notice that they were sill "deadnamed" on Discogs.

Also,

>Monsieur Earl of Void

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I decided to look into that and this is what I found. (Archive) That Subrick guy bends over backwards to defend the movie. Empyreal too. Some in the thread are rightly repulsed by it, so at least there are a few people on the forum who still have functioning brain cells.

From that post:

The movie is very clearly AGAINST the sexualization of these young girls, and it lingers and gazes on them dancing like this in order to get that message across.

*slurp* Yes, look how awful and disgusting the... kkhhhmmm... sexualisation of underage children is *pant* and how... utterly... inexcusable it is...

So predictable.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

Rev Biz suck anyway and represent everything I hate about doom metal.

Empyreal (Larry Griffin) is a doughy white boy "journalist" that endlessly Facebook posts into the void.

Subrick (Rick Lowell) is married to a jogger. Not much else of note about him really.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

M-A is currently sneeding and coping about the Rittenhouse trial:

From the same user - remember that a 17yo kid looking to defend property is lying about being a medic but the rioter with a rap sheet a mile long who pulled a gun on him + admitted he wanted to kill him is a total real medic yo

Imagine being a 30+ year old man and calling anyone, let alone an innocent boy half your age, a "piss baby"

The most "holy shit what reality are you living in" take has got to be from Queen Dead Egg herself:

Elsewhere in the thread they're scapegoating the judge for not being enough of an anarchy-symbol tatted Marxist for their taste for the reason why Rittenhouse will inevitably walk(!) and not because he's glaringly, shouted-down-from-the-Heavens innocent.
Reminder that these "people" want you broke and dead, your kids raped and brainwashed and they think Arghoslent isn't the best death metal band of all time.

 

[Windmill]

and they think Arghoslent isn't the best death metal band of all time.

I was never much of a death metal guy, but after reading about 'problematic' bands I found Arghoslent, so thanks guys. In general you can find pretty based bands by reading some leftists blogs about metal.

Arghoslent - Flogging the Cargo

From the album "Incorrigible Bigotry"

www.youtube.com

Incorrigible Bigotry is also just a magnificent album title.

 

[Lord Xenu]

In general you can find pretty based bands by reading some leftists blogs about metal.

Similarly, at Morrigan's other stomping grounds, Retardera. If those loons hate a game, there's a decent chance it is worth checking out.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Similarly, at Morrigan's other stomping grounds, Retardera. If those loons hate a game, there's a decent chance it is worth checking out.

100% this. They screeched at Kingdom Come because Daniel Vavrá wouldn't bend the knee to diversity on the grounds that there were no POC in rural Bohemia in 1403, and that was an excellent game and sold above expectations.

It's almost as if, I dunno, people like competent writing.

As regards Rittenhouse, the screeching from the usual suspects is quite amusing. Apparently the judge is biased because his ringtone is a song that Orange Man likes.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I was never much of a death metal guy, but after reading about 'problematic' bands I found Arghoslent, so thanks guys. In general you can find pretty based bands by reading some leftists blogs about metal.

Arghoslent - Flogging the Cargo

From the album "Incorrigible Bigotry"

www.youtube.com

Incorrigible Bigotry is also just a magnificent album title.

"Foundations of empires are laid on the sweating backs of nigger slaves" might possibly be the greatest lyric ever.

Anyways, metal is fucking gay now. I can probably count on one hand all of the current bands I give a shit about and I still go back to the OSDM shit time and time again. Something about those albums are just so comfy. Plus nothing in the past five years even hits as hard as Rippikoulou.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I was never much of a death metal guy, but after reading about 'problematic' bands I found Arghoslent, so thanks guys. In general you can find pretty based bands by reading some leftists blogs about metal.

Arghoslent - Flogging the Cargo

From the album "Incorrigible Bigotry"

www.youtube.com

Incorrigible Bigotry is also just a magnificent album title.

I know, right? It's kind of like they know whatever they do will be wrongthink and cancellable, so just lean into it.

In a way that album was ahead of its time. Baiting moral guardians is always a worthwhile tradition, they were just about 9-10 years too early.

 

[RichardMongler]

M-A is currently sneeding and coping about the Rittenhouse trial:
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From the same user - remember that a 17yo kid looking to defend property is lying about being a medic but the rioter with a rap sheet a mile long who pulled a gun on him + admitted he wanted to kill him is a total real medic yo
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Imagine being a 30+ year old man and calling anyone, let alone an innocent boy half your age, a "piss baby"
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The most "holy shit what reality are you living in" take has got to be from Queen Dead Egg herself:
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Elsewhere in the thread they're scapegoating the judge for not being enough of an anarchy-symbol tatted Marxist for their taste for the reason why Rittenhouse will inevitably walk(!) and not because he's glaringly, shouted-down-from-the-Heavens innocent.
Reminder that these "people" want you broke and dead, your kids raped and brainwashed and they think Arghoslent isn't the best death metal band of all time.

Not that crazy, really. They reacted similarly to the George Zimmerman verdict, although now, it's even worse than ever.

Sadly, the Rittenhouse trial still has yet to reach a verdict. I pray to God these bastards don't get their pound of flesh.

 

[Chen Stirner]

I checked in on their politics thread and they're coping, seething, and dilating about Rittenhouse really heard right now. (Archive)

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I checked in on their politics thread and they're coping, seething, and dilating about Rittenhouse really heard right now. (Archive)

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None of those people are lawyers. What the fuck are they on about, the Judge's shenanigans?

The prosecution was correctly forbidden from "Kyle hangs out with teh alt right" because it's irrelevant. How does that shed any light on the issues in the case.

The weapons charge was quite rightly chucked because it wasn't made out due to it only applying to guns of a certain barrel length.

The "muh Judge's ringtone was a song that Twump liked!" is too stupid for words.

I think we need to assemble a heavy metal mixtape based on the whole copaine-sniffing mess that is the trial over on M-A. Suggestions? So far I've got "Walk" by Pantera and "Screaming and Bleeding" by Angel Witch, the former being what they need to do and the latter being what they are doing.