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- Feb 19, 2020
I wasn't going to "spoil" that although I guess it's more of a fair warning that might spare people some disappointment. The premise means they can't even show any kills, so it's not much of a guilty pleasure.Even minus the twist ending where -surprise- no one actually died, it's still very mid.
I can't give it any credit for "doing something different" either, since it's pretty generic otherwise. It even has an unironic cat scare, with an offscreen stagehand throwing a cat at the actor's head. Nowhere but in horror movies do cats leap directly at strangers' heads. While meowing. Or at least a guy saying "meow" is foleyed in. Overall, it's a worse version of Ten Little Niggers, and it doesn't even have a slur in the title.
Slipped my mind that Slaughter High had an April Fool's connection or I'd have put that on instead for sure. It's a favorite.
