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It never ceases to amaze me how studios keep doing remakes of movies that no one wants.
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The Blumhouse Method of arthousing the cinematography so the average jadrool doesn't notice the dogshit writing.What's this remake going to do that's different?
Completely suck assWhat's this remake going to do that's different?
What's this remake going to do that's different?
Oh, so Jordan Peele is directing.More niggers, more faggots, the bad guy will be overtly racist, less gore (if any), no nudity.
Blum house is to horror what Marvel is to superhero movies. Pure niggercattle goyslop.The Blumhouse Method of arthousing the cinematography so the average jadrool doesn't notice the dogshit writing.
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Be pg-13.What's this remake going to do that's different?
Parts 1-5 and Littlest Reich. If you want the absolute best of the films between 1-5 then I would highly recommend to watch part 3 and then either 4 or 5. That's all you need. Literally, all the good Full Moon shit could be contained in parts 3, 4, and 5. After 5, the quality of the franchise falls off a mountaintop.Where do you start with the Puppet Master franchise? I like the concept and want lots of puppet murders with little Nazi whining. I know the concept is puppets possessed by souls the Nazis punished, does it get preachy or is it more exploitation?
One of the puppets that the Nazis makes looks like she's inspired by Ilsa She Wolf of the SSWhere do you start with the Puppet Master franchise? I like the concept and want lots of puppet murders with little Nazi whining. I know the concept is puppets possessed by souls the Nazis punished, does it get preachy or is it more exploitation?
The continuity for the first 5 movies is pretty solid, at least if you remove part 2 out of the equation with Toulon coming back as evil. Part 2 has a lot of fun moments and introduced Torch but objectively speaking it's not very good. I do like the twisted ending of part 2 where the puppets will go on the road entertaining and slaughtering retarded children.One of the puppets that the Nazis makes looks like she's inspired by Ilsa She Wolf of the SS
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I mean look that the chink.
My biggest problem with the Puppet Master movies is if you try to make a coherent story out of the series you'll fail by the third movie. It starts with evil puppets, then Toulon is evil and wants to bring back his wife in 2, then we find out him and his wife went against the Nazis in 3 and they are good. I can't remember which one it is but one movies is just a clip show. Best to just find the ones that you like and watch them.
I read the modern comics and they can't make up their mind if Toulon is good or not in that. He cares for his friends but refuses to engage with the master to stop them being used for evil. It's all over the place but Torch is such a cool design.One of the puppets that the Nazis makes looks like she's inspired by Ilsa She Wolf of the SS
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I mean look that the chink.
My biggest problem with the Puppet Master movies is if you try to make a coherent story out of the series you'll fail by the third movie. It starts with evil puppets, then Toulon is evil and wants to bring back his wife in 2, then we find out him and his wife went against the Nazis in 3 and they are good. I can't remember which one it is but one movies is just a clip show. Best to just find the ones that you like and watch them.
Yeah I love 2 for bringing in my boy Torch but the story could have been better if it had been someone other then Toulon with the puppets. You're right about the ending. I love Torch riding shotgun.The continuity for the first 5 movies is pretty solid, at least if you remove part 2 out of the equation with Toulon coming back as evil. Part 2 has a lot of fun moments and introduced Torch but objectively speaking it's not very good. I do like the twisted ending of part 2 where the puppets will go on the road entertaining and slaughtering retarded children.
Part 2 is more of a slasher and has some good kills.Finished the first movie and I enjoyed it as a psychological thriller horror film but as a puppet slasher it's a 0/10. Puppets are really underused and don't seem menacing at all. I can't make sense of why Leech woman exists because her powers useless unless you're fucking a hot chick and tied to a bed.
It's a good psychic horror film and I was very invested in the story (and the tits didn't hurt either) but it wasn't the puppet holocaust I was hoping for. I supposed the puppets become more focal as the series continues?
Does it keep the surreal elements and voodoo/magic/psychic bullshit? Those concepts are interesting but most movies using them suck.Part 2 is more of a slasher and has some good kills.