Like calls to like I guess when you're a real life child grooming monster.
Getting old isn't always a curse because I thankfully forgot almost everything about that film except that the director also made a bad Meatballs sequel.
I saw this film twice as an adult and thought it held up pretty well. As a child I liked scary films like the first Gremlins, Poltergeist, and Aliens, but this one would have disturbed me a bit like the ending of Time Bandits did.
That last shot sucked because it removed any ambiguity of 'Are there actual demons? Is she doing heaven's work? Was she convinced by the devil? Is she just insane?' It also turns her cunty patient into a sad victim.
I get that Rob Zombie is a huge fan of The Munsters for a very long time, but fuck me this still looks very bad. Also, it doesn't come to my surprise that a huge studio like Universal would have done something unprofessional like by releasing a trailer with very fucked up audio, even though it isn't as hysterically bad as the first IMAX teaser for the 2017 Tom Cruise Mummy movie.
It's Universal's straight to video unit that made the movie. So I'm not surprised.
Considering they allowed Doom Annihilation (which I still stand my high ground as the worst video game movie ever, and is responsible for every single fucking Land Before Time sequel, all of which is honestly a very very low bar on my book) among other shit, I'm not surprised either.
Looks like they revealed every scene with tension in the trailer. Also lol @ old ass Jamie Lee Curtis going girlboss mano e mano with zombie tard Michael.
Reminder that this movie will supposedly have a covid subplot, unless that was shit that Jamie Lee made up like how Halloween Kills is like Black Lives Matter.
Well, technically he's wearing a mask. It's too bad Anthony Michael Hall died in the last one, he looked like he was having fun being retarded. As dumb as Halloween Kills was, at least it was short and not boring. Which is a fucking achievement now-a-days for some reason.
You're probably making this sound better than it actually is...
This looks like a direct to tv movie from 30-40 years ago. Actually if it was that and not a Rob Zombie movie I'd be a lot more interested in seeing it. The same genius who decided that Dr. Loomis should be reimagined as an insufferable douche also somehow thinks that having THIS cast attempt 1:1 impressions of the original Munsters cast is going to fly. Just put the Butch Patrick scenes on YT, that's all I can handle sober.
