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Rob Zombie's work are usually pretty fun, and I get that he's also a diehard fan of The Munsters (why else would he make his own song, Dragula), but this is just disappointing here. Shit, this looks much worse than either the 90s Casper movie, Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion, or the two Raja Gonsell/James Gunn Scooby-Doo movies.

EDIT: wrong quote
 
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Did they hire a midget to play the girl? It's clearly a 20 something woman but she's 4'nothing. I've heard of things like this but it was mostly families adopting children from other countries and it turns out it's like a 20 or even 30 year old midget.
Fuck it, the third movie needs to have Danny DeVito play the child. Seriously, is this sequel supposed to be a satire?
 
I guess I'll just shill out my personal list of favorite horror movies here.
https://letterboxd.com/tvbforever/list/my-top-20-best-horrors/
I'll give a few of my favorite horror films here. I have been watching a lot lately, and I plan to watch more (notably The Borderlands, Texas Chainsaw 1 and 2, green inferno, One Cut of the Dead, and The Lighthouse to name a few). To provide my favorites, they'd be:

American Psycho (Probably my favorite movie of all time)
The Thing
Shin Godzilla
Train to Busan
[REC]
Cabin in the Woods
Friday the 13th: Part 6
Halloween (1978)
Alien (Fuck the sequels)
Cloverfield

EDIT: Fuck I also remembered Carrie (original), and it's great.
 
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Someone made a black and white edit of the trailer and it does look better, wonder if it was meant to be black and white but the studio changed their mind. Mean movie still looks awful and audio is still bad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bw0EZLyqoaw
It looks much better in black and white and changes the tone from 90s direct to video movie to corny 60s sitcom, also an improvement.
 
Holy shit. I had zero desire to see the Munsters movie, as far as I'm concerned Rob Zombie is one of the worst directors in Horror these days, he made a great movie and he's coasted on it since then (Devil's Rejects) but I couldn't even watch the full (b&w) trailer.

this looks fucking terrible.

He keeps casting his wife even though she does a shitty job 99% of the time and can't carry a movie for shit. She must have the most magical pussy in all of fucking hollywood, idgi.

Just fucking say No, babe, sorry, maybe next time and bang someone else like all the other degenerates over there in Hollywood what the fuck.
 
Public Service Announcement.

Right now, there's a huge hoax campaign going on over the internet. They are saying that Netflix released a Resident Evil tv series, but in fact when you download the files, or if log into netflix and click on the cover, it actually rickrolls you into watch the most revolting porn video you've ever seen. Danny DeVito fisting himself in a pile of shit levels of gross.

So don't make the mistake of thinking it's an actual series, don't click those links, don't even talk about it, just keep pretending it doesn't exist and move on. There is no such series.

Just, don't.
 
It looks much better in black and white and changes the tone from 90s direct to video movie to corny 60s sitcom, also an improvement.

They should keep it like this. Of course it still looks cheap AF and like a bad imitation of a Troma film. I wonder what Rob Zombie will ruin next?
 
They should keep it like this. Of course it still looks cheap AF and like a bad imitation of a Troma film. I wonder what Rob Zombie will ruin next?
Rights to Friday the 13th get out of limbo and Zombie snaps up the opportunity for another remake. This time Jason's mom (Sherri Moon) is a devil worshiper and that's the reason he's an immortal retard.
 
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Resident Evil should be one of the easiest games to translate to movie/ tv yet they keep fucking it up, kind of funny at this point.

New movie was the closest to the game but they got the characters pretty wrong and tried to smash the first 3 games into 1 movie for some reason.
 
Someone made a black and white edit of the trailer and it does look better, wonder if it was meant to be black and white but the studio changed their mind. Mean movie still looks awful and audio is still bad.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bw0EZLyqoaw
Doubt it because there's tons of neon lighting. If you're doing black and white then you don't have to worry about lighting as much because it's easier to set up shots.

Public Service Announcement.

Right now, there's a huge hoax campaign going on over the internet. They are saying that Netflix released a Resident Evil tv series, but in fact when you download the files, or if log into netflix and click on the cover, it actually rickrolls you into watch the most revolting porn video you've ever seen. Danny DeVito fisting himself in a pile of shit levels of gross.

So don't make the mistake of thinking it's an actual series, don't click those links, don't even talk about it, just keep pretending it doesn't exist and move on. There is no such series.

Just, don't.

Yes, this is real.

Resident Evil should be one of the easiest games to translate to movie/ tv yet they keep fucking it up, kind of funny at this point.

New movie was the closest to the game but they got the characters pretty wrong and tried to smash the first 3 games into 1 movie for some reason.

Originally George Romero was supposed to do the Resident Evil movie. A script was prepared. Some changes were made like Chris was a farmer and the zombies couldn't be killed but had to be dismembered. Seeing as this was 90's Romero I give it 50/50 odds that it was in fact a good script.
 
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