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Watched A Quiet Place yesterday and it was surprisingly good for a 2010s horror movie. I think the only other ones I liked was Bone Tomahawk and Upgrade. The visual design of the monsters in A Quiet Place was kind of lame though.

There's a sequel to it, is it worth watching?


It is well made and there is effort put into it, but the problem is when a film wants to be taken seriously, the plot inconsistencies become even more glaring. Asking the audience to accept that not a single government or military was able to figure out that creatures with extremely sensitive hearing could be disabled with sonic weapons is a bit of a stretch. I think it would have worked better if they'd set it in a different time period, where the isolation and lack of a technological solution would be easier to believe.
 
There's a sequel to it, is it worth watching?

Day 4 movie was: A Quiet Place 2

Well, turns out that Jim was really the glue that held the last movie together and made it something special. Maybe that's why they decided to go even more quiet, literally stretches of 10+ minutes without any dialogue, even signed, but overall there wasn't increased tension or anything similar. It wasn't terrible by any stretch of the imagination, but it's a really lukewarm follow up to a great first movie, and the definition of a sequel that only happened as a cash grab because of the original's popularity, rather than because they had more story to tell. 3/5

Ironically, this movie is so self-contained that if you had never seen the original and knew nothing about it, and then watched the sequel, you'd probably rate it much higher. To me it kinda has that Paranormal Activity 1/2 thing going on where the sequel just feels like a remake with a larger budget. Hopefully AQP3 is gonna go the way of PA3 and be the best one in the series (and then stop there).

I'll still watch it because it's not like Part 2 was terrible, just wholly unnecessary.
 
Watched A Quiet Place yesterday and it was surprisingly good for a 2010s horror movie. I think the only other ones I liked was Bone Tomahawk and Upgrade. The visual design of the monsters in A Quiet Place was kind of lame though.

There's a sequel to it, is it worth watching?

I could never get past the premise of the sound seeking monsters. The way they work is so inconsistent and stupid that it shatters my suspension of disbelief instantly. That combines with brain dead characters that insist on being stupid just to advance the plot, which further kills my enthusiasm. On top of that is a far too serious pretentiousness to the movie, like it thinks it's being smart and powerful.
It all combines to make the movie a slog.
 
Got to watch the new Halloween film, Halloween Kills. Gonna give my first impressions. Overall recommend the film but don't rush to watch it because its not that good.

Cinematography was a huge step up from 2018. Very beautiful shots and the camera work is less static and feels like it has a better flow. Shots are very well composed and colour palate is comfy.

The acting was bad tbh. Outside of the main 3 women and Anthony Michael Hall everyone else is hot garbage. Everyone that reprises their role from the 1978 film must have sustained a traumatic brain injury because their acting is just brutal and laughable at times.

The story was very weird. I can't tell if I liked it or not at this point. The kills were fantastic, very brutal and very gory, and a shit load of them There was a moment where a black nurse accidently shot herself in the face and the entire theatre was laughing, I dont know if that was supposed to be scary.
The ending made so little sense that they better take this version of Michael into thorn cult territory it was so ridiculous
 
Speaking of unnecessary sequels, holy shit Contracted vs Contracted Phase 2.

Contracted 1: Refreshing horror movie. Not perfect, definitely trying hard to be a Cronenberg rip-off, but satisfying nonetheless. Few movies like that nowadays. Anyway, an ex-junkie dyke gets a fucked up STD after being date raped by a man, and as things with her gets worse and worse, it becomes a race against the clock to figure out what the fuck happens as her life and body goes to shit. The gore and effects are fucking gross, the kills are satisfying, the main actress does a great job and isn't scared of looking like shit. Could have done with tighter editing and maybe 5-10 minutes less, but overall very enjoyable. 4/5


Contracted Phase 2
: Hot fucking garbage. Basically a retread of the first movie but adds in some retarded demon worshipper angle. One of the things that made the first movie really good was the fact that you had no idea what was going on, or why, or what would happen. This all basically get ruined in the first three minutes, then we follow maybe the worst actor from the first movie until the end. It's fucking horrible. 1.5/5

Yesterday's movie was Stay Out of the Fucking Attic, tonight's movie is probably gonna be either Stitches or Puppet Master, the Little Reich. Probably gonna write about both tomorrow.
 
Everyone that reprises their role from the 1978 film must have sustained a traumatic brain injury because their acting is just brutal and laughable at times.
I think it's because everyone from that movie hadn't done anything else since then. I don't know for certain but im sure the kids who played tommy and Lindsey never really had much in terms of careers after Halloween, as for the nurse? the only thing I remember her being in was a cameo in Halloween 2 in 81 and then reappearing ironically to be killed off in Halloween h20
 
Yesterday's movie was Stay Out of the Fucking Attic, tonight's movie is probably gonna be either Stitches or Puppet Master, the Little Reich. Probably gonna write about both tomorrow.
I think Littlest Reich is the best Puppet Master flick. As low bar as that is. Only problems with it are the ending (still no word on if we're getting a sequel) and I didn't like the change to Toulon making him into a Nazi.
 
I saw Halloween Kills tonight. I liked it a lot. The best way I can describe it is 'slasher porn' -- if you're expecting a '78 Halloween with atmosphere and tension you'll probably be disappointed, but if you like seeing killers slash, gut, and impale dozens of people in different ways you'll probably find it entertaining. It's more of the same of the 2018 (obviously) in every way, although this time the town of Haddonfield is more of the main character than any of the Strodes.

The only part I really disliked was the fairly dumb 'mob justice' subplot involving the other escaped asylum patient. That part could've been excised and nothing really would've been lost.
 
Halloween Kills: this was a disappointment. Best thing it had going for it are the kills no matter how nonsensical they were. Yeah man, firefighters are going to lock horns with a guy instead of running away or getting into their firetruck. It would have made more sense had they tried to get away and their equipment weighed them down or Myers ripped off the door of their firetruck but ya' know, the gore was pretty good so there's that. The actress who played the granddaughter, Andi Matichak, looks 30+ in this movie. I didn't realize she actually was 30 now because in the 2018 movie she looked age appropriate and I thought she was actually in her early 20's. But she aged very badly in this flick. She looks about as old as the actress playing her mother. Sorry, but that was very distracting.

The entire prologue was completely pointless. We didn't need to see any of that. Plus that cop had the worst shot ever. How did that guy make it in the Academy? But it could have been interesting to see how Myers was caught but they fucked it up. Who here honestly sees Myers just standing there awaiting to be caught by police? At least show cops knee capping him. I know tasers weren't a thing in 78 but fuck, at least run him down in a vehicle to subdue him.

There are so many "As you know, Bob" establishing scenes it could be a drinking game. Like, every character needs to have a flashback or a bit of dialogue recalling what happened in 1978 like the audience is stupid.

Oh yeah, an angry mob grabs a couple baseball bats to kills Myers. Come on, man. All of the actors from the original that were brought back were completely wasted. So is Anthony Michael Hall.

It has Michael McDonald from Mad TV playing a gay dude. That was something.


All the other actors were shit. Even the little black kid from the 2018 movie and I thought he was pretty good in that one. You mean to tell me your babysitter and her boyfriend were killed and you had a near death experience and this kid isn't balling his eyes out when being interviewed by reporters?

50 minutes in (Yeah, I downloaded this): "Hey Michael! This is for Doctor Loomis!" I was yelling at the screen "Please kill her!" and then Myers did it. I clapped. Then the annoying black dude dies and I started liking this movie more.

All of the scenes with the other mental patient could have been skipped. It doesn't go anywhere.

An hour and 30 minutes in when this little 5'1 bitch pulls out that knife on Myers I really I wanted him to say "Kung fu this, bitch!"

Jamie Lee really doesn't do much of anything in this one.

Depending on how Halloween Ends plays out it would be interesting to fan-edit this. Almost everything in between the kills felt like filler.

It's not as bad as parts 5, 6, 7 and 8 but that's not saying much.

7/10 But a fan-edit would massively fix it. Even combine this movie with the 2018 movie for a lean 3 hour experience would work.

The ending makes me push this to a 7/10. I love dark endings. Otherwise I'd easily give this a 6/10.

As an aside, I came across this custom figure and thought that this should be the direction they should go with Myers:

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Zombie-Man Myers. Go for it. Fuck it.
 
I had fun with Halloween Kills, but how did so many smart people make this dumb movie? Doing Thorne magic not-by-name doesn't make it not less-than-compelling bullshit.
I think what happened is that they had one script for a sequel but the studio demanded two sequels so they just rushed out two scripts and added a shitload of filler at least to this movie. It's happened a shocking number of times like Puppet Master 4 and 5, Subspecies 2 and 3, Toxic Avenger 2 and 3 and there's probably others.
 
It wasn't as good as the last one, but I enjoyed it a lot.

Some weird stuff in it.
Like, couldn't the people living in the Myers house have just been regular people? Did they have to be a couple of weird fruits who call each other Big John and Little John?
Wokeness or the remnants of an aborted Mad TV sketch? We will never know.
 
I think Littlest Reich is the best Puppet Master flick. As low bar as that is. Only problems with it are the ending (still no word on if we're getting a sequel) and I didn't like the change to Toulon making him into a Nazi.
I doubt we will. Cinestate produced it when they rebooted Fangoria and started producing films. After the entire fiasco that company went through and the Fangoria employee walkouts when they found out, we'll never get a sequel. There was an article calling the movies of Cinestate and S. Craig Zahler facist, despite Zahler being Jewish. Especially with how offensive his movies can be, despite that being the point of them. As for The Littlest Reich, it was a lot of fun. Saw it at a local arthouse theater with a drunk crowd. I'm surprised that Charlyne Yi's ugly ass didn't complain about how she was forced to work on that movie. They even gave us an audience award ballot that was really a focus group questionnaire asking us what we liked and didn't like about the movie.
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I don't know if this should go here or in that other horror movie thread, but I've been watching the following:
7. Blood and Black Lace - Since people were talking about Bava, I rewatched this one. Often mislabeled as the first giallo, it has some spectacular visuals, violence and sexiness others would copy for their films. A model murdered by a masked maniac! The inspector on the case discovers blackmail, corruption, drugs and a diary that has all their dirty little secrets. Who will die trying to find it? Will the killer or the inspector find it first? Available on Tubi.
8. Monsters Crash the Pajama Party Spook Show Spectacular - An amazing disc assembled by Something Weird Video. The DVD is an interactive easter egg with lots of box-office ballyhoo and shlocky secrets to discover! Everything from movie trailers for horror movie festivals with outlandish gimmicks to short scary films, macabre music and lots more. Cinemassacre did a review of this disc and if you're fond of this sort of stuff, you're in for a real treat.
9. The Burning Moon - A Shot on Video German gorefest featuring a shitty teen shooting up heroin and reading two fucked up bedtime stories to his sister. One is about a girl going on a blind date with a serial killer and the other is about a priest's psychotic and rape-y past leading him to hell. Short on budget, but big on ambition and gore. Check out the trailer and if that piques your interest, check it out.
10. Father's Day - An action-horror-comedy about a guy named Ahab that saw his father get raped and killed by a serial killer named Chris Fuchman when he was a kid. Now an adult, he's looking for revenge and his long lost sister. He teams up with a priest and a male prostitute named Twink who can help him. Turns out the serial killer is not what he appears to be and there's a bigger secret regarding Ahab's sister. Troma distributed the film, but the movie itself was made by a group called Astron 6 that does a lot of genre movie homages/parodies. The movie itself is presented as a late night TV feature presentation. If you like early Troma movies, you'll enjoy this.
11. Black Magic 2 - Shaw Brothers does 70s horror with lots of bare breasts, a chicken and crocodile getting killed, self-removed eyeballs, melting corpses, titty milk drinking, worms wiggling in wounds and a wizard battle! The movie isn't a sequel to the first one, it's more of a remake. The song that is sampled in the Beastie Boys song "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" is used in this movie, without permission of course. This is a perfect example of a psychotronic movie. Available on Amazon Prime Video.
12. We Are Going To Eat You - An early film from Hong Kong auteur Tsui Hark. Stolen music from the 'Suspiria' soundtrack, it deals with a detective dealing with cannibalistic murders in a small town. Gore, kung fu and lots of slapstick humor. The Goblin music adds to the weirdness.
13. Here Comes The Devil - A family takes a trip to Tijuana and the parents let their kids go exploring some caves and end up lost. Once the parents find them, the children act and behave in an unusual manner. The mother starts to investigate and discovers strange stories about where the kids were and what led them to change. Definitely inspired by 70s and 80s psychological horror films, it would be the type of artsy horror A24 would release, but this has way more nudity, sex, taboos and violence than they're used to releasing. Not bad at all. Avaialbe on Tubi.
14. The Devil's Candy - A man named Raymond hears demonic voices (that oddly enough sounds like the band Sunn 0)) which appear on the soundtrack) and he tries to drown them out with guitar music, this freaks out his mom and in a fit of confusion, he accidentally kills his mom and possibly his dad. Their house ends up going for sale and a family is desperate to buy it. Turns out the husband of the family is a struggling painter and starts to hear the same noises Raymond did and his artwork starts to look like black metal album covers instead of his typical work. Raymond is still lurking around the city and wants to go back to his home. Ethan Embry as the struggling artists and caring metalhead father was good, but I really like Pruitt Taylor Vince as Raymond. His eye condition and nervous disposition suit him well for the role. It doesn't fully go into dark territory, but contrasts its dark side with a sweet father daughter relationship. There's a subplot about a Faustian deal with the father submitting his evil artwork to a local art gallery named Belial that is pointless and goes nowhere, but the soundtrack is pretty good.
 
It wasn't as good as the last one, but I enjoyed it a lot.

Some weird stuff in it.
Like, couldn't the people living in the Myers house have just been regular people? Did they have to be a couple of weird fruits who call each other Big John and Little John?
I’m guessing that’s Danny McBride’s doing. He used that same humor in the first film. I’m surprised how he hasn’t pulled a Seth Rogan in apologizing for using that sort of humor.
 
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I’m guessing that’s Danny McBride’s doing. He used that same humor in the first film. I’m surprised how he hasn’t pulled a Seth Rogan in apologizing for using that sort of humor.

I didn't really mind it and I hate that kinda stuff. I guess I just found it funny cuz the MadTV guy. They also didn't go over the top with the faggoty stuff between them. Say this was another cat piss Jordan Peele movie they would have been some super fruits.
For what its worth the movie is good and worth watching. I just hated the Jew House ending im sure they were forced to write.
The super killer stuff when he just goes nuts feels really out of place imo. Would have been much better if he just took out 1 firefighter and slinked off into the night.
 
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I'm going to watch Halloween Kills tonight, but from what I know I am happy they doubled down on Michael being a merciless monster instead of trying to humanize him which is something I easily expect from modern horror with how much of that humanizing bullshit they spew.
 
Halloweens Kills I enjoyed, but can't disagree with many of the criticisms it has got about being a filler movie. The plot is paper-thin, and while most other elements of the movie are well done they can't fix a paper-thin plot. Another issue is some of the secondary character's actors are just not good.

But gore, kills, music, the look of the movie, sense of chaos and cinematography are all very well done.


I think what happened is that they had one script for a sequel but the studio demanded two sequels so they just rushed out two scripts and added a shitload of filler at least to this movie. It's happened a shocking number of times like Puppet Master 4 and 5, Subspecies 2 and 3, Toxic Avenger 2 and 3 and there's probably others.
You are pretty close, the original plan was to make two Halloween movies back to back. They say they decide against it because they wanted to see the reaction to the first movie. No word on why they made an extra movie, but likely what you said the studio wanted two movies and offered them lots of cash to do so.

Another fact, this movie has someone called Scott Teems listed as co-writer, rather than just Danny McBride and David Gordon Green. This guy has never collaborated with them before but has worked with Blumhouse, which does lend credence that it was a studio job and they brought their own person in to help make it happen. The co-writer of Halloweens Ends is listed as Paul Brad Logan who has worked with David Gordon Green, so hope that script has had more care put into it.
 
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