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I get where you coming from but at the same time it would be a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. It's clear from their sales pitch videos that the people that this app was made to pander to is SJWs and not real victims of harassment. The people who are most likely going to be using this are SJWs, #GG's, and #anti-GG'ers who will just mob each other. If the whole #GG bs was any indication, no matter how you try to avoid it eventually your community will be sucked into it whether you like it or not. Either because someone from the community will sperg and pull the rest into it or because the SJW's suddenly start writing tumblrs about how your community is a "hate-site" and must be raided and conquered.

I sympathize with those who don't want GG shit involved with this, but.... Seriously, have you looked at the sales pitch trailer for Heartmob? First 20 seconds, we have people who are front-and-center in Anti-GG and all of whom are known for their shit behavior. This false equivalence shit needs to stop, because however spergy your average GG supporter is, it's a very different breed of atsimu from its opposition.

Let me elaborate.

In general, the comparatively few GGers who pull the Quinn Gambit (screaming about how victimized they are) are openly mocked. Gamergate generally self-polices pretty harshly, and is ultimately leaderless, which is why this is the case. Homer and Jace aside, we have not had a single Pro-GG lolcow on here.

...But we have had almost a dozen Antis, including Brianna Wu, Peter Coffin, Andrew Dobson, Chloe Sagal, and more. Some of these lolcows we've covered because of their work outside Gamergate (Dobson, Coffin), and others we've covered specifically due to Gamergate (Wu, Sagal, Devi Ever). The Antis are also replete with other career lolcows we've covered, including Laurelai Bailey, Ahyuvia Harel, and even OPL. With the rare exception of the likes of Chris himself (who is in it solely for solidarity reasons), the bulk of the people involved here are hucksters, frauds, and criminals. People with honest-to-god criminal records. This is to say nothing of Lolcows we haven't covered yet but are dangerously close to their own threads, such as Arthur Chu, Randi Harper, and Sarah "Dogfucking Pedophile" Nyberg.

Veterans of the Chloe Sagal thread will note that Sagal herself is some bizarre quantum singularity of lolcowery, and that she has tangible connections to at least 5 other lolcows and multiple lolcalves. Anti-GG is replete with these people, yet there's almost no one with this level of visibility or lolcow viability as your average high-level Anti-GGer on the opposite side of the equation.

This begs the question: Why? Why are there so many lolcows in this fucking movement, whilst the other has so few in contrast? It'd be one thing if it were equal spergs, but it isn't. Homer, Cernovich, et al do not equate the sheer fucking volume of lolcows in the opposition. So again: Why?

The answer is complicated, but ultimately boils down to their love of echo chambering and desire to say/do whatever without being called on it. This is, as I mentioned in the Mr. Enter thread, the core trait of any lolcow: A complete lack of humility. And it's easy to see that the Anti-GGers have this trait in spades. If we factor in the simple practice of like attracting like, the reason becomes obvious. To a man, they all love echo chambering, all love brigading, and all hate fair fights. They also aggressively hate being accountable for their actions and don't like being called on their shit behavior. They sure as shit don't like open discussion and debate of their being shit human beings - the very number of them that have tried to attack the farms directly attests to that shit. I've said countless times and will doubtless say a thousand more, reality has an notorious anti-lolcow (and pro-GG) bias, and they'll do anything and everything to make sure they don't have to face it.

It's also worth noting that my experience with Vade nicely bookends this - I have familiarity with the so-called SJWs, their means, and their methods. This will be turned into an attack platform and a new means to try to shame, bully, and blacklist others into obedience, same as Vade did with TF2FIP and Furryscumbags. You've already seen what they do with the fucking blockbot and private Twitter accounts, is what I'm getting at here. Anyone who thinks that this isn't going to be a repeat is fucking deluded as hell, and I will hear no argument. The only difference here is that it'll have a splash of money laundering, just for good measure.

If this goes nuclear, and I hope fervently to GodJesus BearChrist it does - this could be the lolcowpocalypse we've all been waiting for. Hell, even if this fizzles, it might bring enough salt to be hilariously enjoyable. I hope you fine men and women of the farms are ready.
 
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This heartmob thing is a dumb idea. SuperBunnyHop said it best: "You can't respond to stupid internet negativity with stupid internet negativity of your own. That just turns it into a pissing match. Piss gets all over everything and stinks up the place, and before you know it, there's too much piss to clean up the mess. All this pissy toxicity on the internet isn't going to go away soon. It's going to take a massive cultural change in the way we communicate online. And that could take decades, if not generations."

We all know this will fail. The question is how long will it last.
 
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You know, you guys aren't helping their case.

I mean, I'm not actually telling you to stop, just that stuff like 'let's set them up to attack people' may be a bit too far in interacting with them.

But eh, it's like trying to defend Nick Bate. You don't. So in a way, sorry for bringing it up.

we are not supposed to help them, we are only spectators
 
This seems like the perfect opportunity for me to pull a #tyce and make a ton of reports towards the kiwi farms to mess with SJWs
All we'd really have to do to get this site all on us is tell them that we promote sexual repression, hyper-normality, and say that we bully anyone who isn't as normal/repressed as us while showing them the Connor thread or something. Tell them that we're bullying an autistic boy to the point where he can barely work without having existential crises over us, all because he's different from us. Generally just make us sound like a hive-mind who exists only to pick on special snowflakes and drive autistic people away from having happy, fulfilling lives or a sense of purpose. Basically painting us all as white cishet males who hound people with more SJW oppression points than us is a recipe for a community of this nature shitting all over us.

Seriously, if we're not one of the first targets for these dipshits, we're clearly not doing a very good job at being "cyberbullies". :ween:
 
I just checked the Hollaback! map in my city. For a major city that has an app which has been around for 5 years there are literally under 30 reports for 5,000 people who have installed the app. There are a lot of apps like this and many cater to either women or trans. What about men or for nonsexual or general harassment? Ingress or the Dark Souls Soapstone app has more content to these sites
 
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I sympathize with those who don't want GG shit involved with this, but.... Seriously, have you looked at the sales pitch trailer for Heartmob? First 20 seconds, we have people who are front-and-center in Anti-GG and all of whom are known for their shit behavior. This false equivalence shit needs to stop, because however spergy your average GG supporter is, it's a very different breed of atsimu from its opposition.

Let me elaborate.

In general, the comparatively few GGers who pull the Quinn Gambit (screaming about how victimized they are) are openly mocked. Gamergate generally self-polices pretty harshly, and is ultimately leaderless, which is why this is the case. Homer and Jace aside, we have not had a single Pro-GG lolcow on here.

...But we have had almost a dozen Antis, including Brianna Wu, Peter Coffin, Andrew Dobson, Chloe Sagal, and more. Some of these lolcows we've covered because of their work outside Gamergate (Dobson, Coffin), and others we've covered specifically due to Gamergate (Wu, Sagal, Devi Ever). The Antis are also replete with other career lolcows we've covered, including Laurelai Bailey, Ahyuvia Harel, and even OPL. With the rare exception of the likes of Chris himself (who is in it solely for solidarity reasons), the bulk of the people involved here are hucksters, frauds, and criminals. People with honest-to-god criminal records. This is to say nothing of Lolcows we haven't covered yet but are dangerously close to their own threads, such as Arthur Chu, Randi Harper, and Sarah "Dogfucking Pedophile" Nyberg.

Veterans of the Chloe Sagal thread will note that Sagal herself is some bizarre quantum singularity of lolcowery, and that she has tangible connections to at least 5 other lolcows and multiple lolcalves. Anti-GG is replete with these people, yet there's almost no one with this level of visibility or lolcow viability as your average high-level Anti-GGer on the opposite side of the equation.

This begs the question: Why? Why are there so many lolcows in this fucking movement, whilst the other has so few in contrast? It'd be one thing if it were equal spergs, but it isn't. Homer, Cernovich, et al do not equate the sheer fucking volume of lolcows in the opposition. So again: Why?

The answer is complicated, but ultimately boils down to their love of echo chambering and desire to say/do whatever without being called on it. This is, as I mentioned in the Mr. Enter thread, the core trait of any lolcow: A complete lack of humility. And it's easy to see that the Anti-GGers have this trait in spades. If we factor in the simple practice of like attracting like, the reason becomes obvious. To a man, they all love echo chambering, all love brigading, and all hate fair fights. They also aggressively hate being accountable for their actions and don't like being called on their shit behavior. They sure as shit don't like open discussion and debate of their being shit human beings - the very number of them that have tried to attack the farms directly attests to that shit. I've said countless times and will doubtless say a thousand more, reality has an notorious anti-lolcow (and pro-GG) bias, and they'll do anything and everything to make sure they don't have to face it.

It's also worth noting that my experience with Vade nicely bookends this - I have familiarity with the so-called SJWs, their means, and their methods. This will be turned into an attack platform and a new means to try to shame, bully, and blacklist others into obedience, same as Vade did with TF2FIP and Furryscumbags. You've already seen what they do with the fucking blockbot and private Twitter accounts, is what I'm getting at here. Anyone who thinks that this isn't going to be a repeat is fucking deluded as hell, and I will hear no argument. The only difference here is that it'll have a splash of money laundering, just for good measure.

If this goes nuclear, and I hope fervently to GodJesus BearChrist it does - this could be the lolcowpocalypse we've all been waiting for. Hell, even if this fizzles, it might bring enough salt to be hilariously enjoyable. I hope you fine men and women of the farms are ready.

in the end this platform is pointless because their supposed users DONT CARE about being harassed, they dont want help, they dont want to change, they dont want to fix the problem for why they are being harassed, almost all the cases of "harassment" in every social network that i have seen, is because the supposed harassed behave like a idiot, this is just as moronic as paying for getting followers in twitter instead you are paying for asspats and hugs
 
in the end this platform is pointless because their supposed users DONT CARE about being harassed, they dont want help, they dont want to change, they dont want to fix the problem for why they are being harassed, almost all the cases of "harassment" in every social network that i have seen, is because the supposed harassed behave like a idiot, this is just as moronic as paying for getting followers in twitter instead you are paying for asspats and hugs
This is precisely why we should be an easy target for Heartmob. We point out that people are fucking idiots, they think idiot is an ableist slur and calling someone an idiot when he's acting like one is harassment, put two and two together and you can see why.
 
Sort of related question:

"el oh el cow"

or

"lollcow"

or

"lullcow"

?

I need to know if I should keep that "an" in the thread title or not.
 
If this goes nuclear, and I hope fervently to GodJesus BearChrist it does - this could be the lolcowpocalypse we've all been waiting for. Hell, even if this fizzles, it might bring enough salt to be hilariously enjoyable. I hope you fine men and women of the farms are ready.
We've had to endure much, but soon there will be order again. A new age of lolcowdom. A wise man once spoke of the mythical event only told in fragmented tales, the lolcowpocalypse. Soon that dream will be real and the Kiwi Farms will earn its rightful place in the annals of internet history for generations more to come.
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Why not just call it "Internet Police" I mean, that's what they're trying to do. They're literally taking something that people joke about and making it serious.

Let's just get a fake case rolling here, and have the victim report it as mob harassment and sue for thousands of internet dollars.

I enjoy their lack of explanation as to what they were doing during their "18 months of prototyping", and I also love that they rework a stat they cite to read "40% of people have been harassed online, and 73% of people have witnessed someone else being harassed online" as opposed to what it said, "Fully 73% of adult internet users have seen someone be harassed in some way online and 40% have personally experienced it,", and that's not even looking at the credibility of their stat. We're dealing with the kind of people that make liberals look bad. Just as republicans have rednecks, liberals have hugbox libertards.

Apparently Doxing is online harassment. It's uncool as fuck, yes, but who are they protecting? I mostly see hackers and pedofiles get doxed. Good jobs idiots.

My favorite part about agendas like this is a promotion of tolerance. What about tolerance for trolls?

Lastly, they plan on using an invitation system. Do any kiwis currently have access?
 
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I'm just waiting to see some lolcow call this on another lolcow, only to get it back so there's two full armies of idiots throwing shit at eachother like they're fucking monkeys.

On that note, you'd need to be a monkey to actually donate to this thing. Or at least have had a lobotomy or five.
 
we are not supposed to help them, we are only spectators

Agreed, but seriously, it's not inconceivable that they turn their attentions here pretty fucking quickly. Once Ahuviya gets them to train their sights in this direction (:ween:), it's open season, boys and girls (cis participants only).
 
i know it's been said before, but null is in the wrong business

close this place, rebrand it as a socjus utopia and ask for 10k before opening again

god if i knew anything about web design i'd be fleecing these stupid hipsters so bad
 
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