💼 Careercow Heartmob - a lolcow event in progress.

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I know I'll be frequenting it in order to find cows. And I'll be happy for the free publicity the farms will get from all the mad cows who then direct hilarious whiteknights here to also get laughed at.
 
So what happens when someone tries to report /baph/? These poor fools have no idea the shitstorm they're brewing. There's not enough popcorn in the world for this coming spectacle. :popcorn:
 
So, for those unaware, this is just the next 'evolution' of their 'Hollaback!' movement that has been going on for years.


It would appear that they have been around for going on five years now, and it's pandering to 'oppressed' women and really, anyone who's not a cis white male.

http://www.ihollaback.org/about/faqs/

EDIT: And here's a priceless snippet from their NYC reportings.
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So I have good faith that this collective of sites will only continue to fuel our mines for the forseeable future, because this, as per usual, is the perfect storm of feminism/sjw at its finest.

Second Edit: Enjoy the reading. It only gets better. http://nyc.ihollaback.org/
 
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Quite a revelation; until this point it was my understanding that there was no Hollaback, girl.
 
You don't need some fancy service to get over cyberbullying. Just follow the immortal words of Tyler, the Creator.
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This is so not going to work, I don't think these people really understand how the Internet works. There are people of all kinds that use it both good and bad and it is more like the Wild West where there are practically no laws governing it so trolls have free reign to do what they want. Something like this isn't going to stop them; they will just find the whole thing amusing as some posters have alluded to here.

So yeah I am awaiting the complaints from angry cows about the Kiwi Farms, it should be really amusing then.
 
I wonder how hard it would be to pose as a fake lolcow and allege that a real lolcow has been harassing you; sending the SJWs hot on the trail of someone with whom they'd normally sympathize.

Like say that DSP has been bullying you on the schoolyard or some shit.
 
If event does materialize, its going to implode with special snowflakes bragging and arguing about their problems till they start to berate and fight among themselves. Lolcows who end up going will probably think the event is a way to harass them afterwards.
 
so heartmob will fight cyberbullies by "cyberbullying cyberbullies"... and how is this better, exactly?
 
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Goofy Logic said:
so heartmob will fights cyberbullies by "cyberbullying cyberbullies"... and how is this better, exactly?
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Because they're stopping the oppression and putting an end to the Patriarchy.
They're in the right, and clearly, the cyberbullies(cis white men) deserve to be bullied by a bunch of psychotic SJWs until they give in to their demands.
 
lolwut said:
So what happens when someone tries to report /baph/?
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Ever wondered if harassment could be persistent and severe enough to drive someone right out of business?

Yeah, that's probably gonna happen to Heartmob regardless of whether or not someone bawwws about /baph/ to them.

If there's one thing they hate, it's sensitive crybabies who run to shit like that.
 
All I'm seeing from this is an SJW equivalent of baphomet, at least baphomet has the decency to be up front about being a bunch of assholes
 
@KatsuKitty I wish I could believe that it's going to be driven out of business, but Heartmob is just the next step of Hollaback! Which is apparently in its fifth year of operation.
 
ViolentGiant said:
I wonder how hard it would be to pose as a fake lolcow and allege that a real lolcow has been harassing you; sending the SJWs hot on the trail of someone with whom they'd normally sympathize.

Like say that DSP has been bullying you on the schoolyard or some shit.
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I don't think SJWs (or anyone else) would sympathize with DSP. Nevertheless, someone needs to test out how easily this system can be abused, and I think Phil is the perfect unwitting test subject. He's an actual bully, and a dumb white guy to boot, and he produces content regularly enough that we'll know it's not a coincidence if a bunch of Tumblr kids start showing up on his streams.

All in favor of making DSP the designated Heartmob guinea pig?
 
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