💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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varvarstvo said:
He could try a little harder, considering pubes jokes about Bush stopped being funny sometime around 2004.
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If they're funny to Hayden "Half of my Brain is Literally Deceased" Black, then he thinks it's a riot. His mind is too broken to understand that comedians are only funny when they can get others to laugh.
 
varvarstvo said:
He could try a little harder, considering pubes jokes about Bush stopped being funny sometime around 2004.
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I'm beginning to think Hayden is like Jonathan "Iconoclast" Sweet, in that his brain stopped taking in new information ten or so years ago. That's why all his jokes date back to previous Presidential administrations, and that's when they don't date back to the fucking '80s like the "Come on Eileen" joke.

Maybe it's the result of the stroke.
 
sassyma seed said:
Now, I know you are all gonna be absolutely shocked by this, but the joke makes no sense. Why would pin codes get more complex as time goes on? It's not like a username for an email, which might've been an interesting joke, but a pin is a 4 digit code that doesn't have to be unique. It's not like you assign a PIN number to your card and the banks like,"sorry that ones taken."

Might've worked for something else like a username though. Something like,
"Wow, my best friend from 500 in the future emailed me! Unsurprisingly, his email is ctucker1248502$10;729573819:7301);810:&;710:'Dow@qldjf.com"
Not really funny, but still, ya get what I'm saying.
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Wezofthenow said:
Hayden would have realised with simple maths:
All possible PIN codes:
0000-9999
(In other words 10,000 variations)

Current human population
740,000,000,0+


Amount of people who can own bank accounts according to Hayden's logic:
10,000.


I don't think I have to worry about this in the future.
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why are you spergs trying to analyse a shitty tweet
 
Hayden has achieved unfunny singularity.

I think Hayden's special brand of unfunny comes from trying to be funny without understanding the way that comedy works. One-liners and zingers have been out of comedic style since way, way before Hayden's time, and edgy comedy is really, really hard to pull off. He's essentially turned his Twitter into a joke book you'd pick up in a Barnes and Noble or something in a bargain bin for a couple of bucks.

Humor is really subjective, yes, but there are several patterns in humor throughout the ages that help us understand how it works, and Hayden, like many wannabe comedians, doesn't care for or understand these patterns.
 
Hayden still going with the "obsessed with us" response to trolls.

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I only care about this still because I want to know if this was all a ploy to get money or if they legitimately think their shitty cartoon is going to be great.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
I only care about this still because I want to know if this was all a ploy to get money or if they legitimately think their shitty cartoon is going to be great.
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That question's been pondered before.

The most likely answer is that Black legitimately thinks he is a genius and he's desperate for cash.
He genuinely believes, at least to an extent, that one of his shows is bound to bring him the fame, money and tranny hookers he deserves.
 
I think Hayden has pretty much dried up. It was fun for a while, but now all he's doing is tweeting the same handful of shitty jokes over and over again. Hope he does something stupid again soon, because when he's left to himself he's kinda boring.
 
Count groudon said:
I think Hayden has pretty much dried up. It was fun for a while, but now all he's doing is tweeting the same handful of shitty jokes over and over again. Hope he does something stupid again soon, because when he's left to himself he's kinda boring.
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I hope that Gen Zed is released then it gets quickly raped and murdered in prison
 
Count groudon said:
I think Hayden has pretty much dried up. It was fun for a while, but now all he's doing is tweeting the same handful of shitty jokes over and over again. Hope he does something stupid again soon, because when he's left to himself he's kinda boring.
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I'm just waiting for 'mid' 2016 so that we can hear what he has to say when Gen Zed gets postponed again.
 
My original plan was for this thread to go dark after 50 pages and then start up again when Gen zed released.

I still think we'll get something because Hayden's scam depends on it. Until then the thread should probably go quiet unless something really entertaining/interesting happens.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Hayden still going with the "obsessed with us" response to trolls.
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We're so "obsessed" with this brick-headed tranny-chasing painfully unfunny stroke victim, that before he posted this dumb shit, there hadn't been a post in this thread for a week.
 
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