💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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The Oscars are white... and beind presented this year by Chris Rock.
Who seemed to have had a better understanding of race issues than any SJW.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
The Oscars are white... and beind presented this year by Chris Brown.
Who seemed to have had a better understanding of race issues than any SJW.
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You mean Chris Rock? He actually took a mild swipe at feminist SJWs at the end of his intro, too.
 
AnOminous said:
You mean Chris Rock? He actually took a mild swipe at feminist SJWs at the end of his intro, too.
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yeah, him. Sorry.
I don't know why the heck Brown came to my mind.
Anyway, Hayden made fun of the Oscars? If this is what he wants to do, fine. I still think that Vigoda joke was tasteless. Then again, no surprise.
 
TheLateGreatBate said:
Oscar Night woke him up.

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The Oscars are white, you say? Never heard that one before!
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All these people are out winning awards. What are you doing, Hayden?
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Hayden must live under a rock. Everyone knows the Oscars are just an internal asspatting system that caters to old white people drama and is easily rigged depending on how much you give a shit about earning one.
 
Remember when Hayden had signed big contracts with a professional animation studio to do Gen Zed?

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Yep.
 
Most shows have about 6 or 7 animators working at one time, as well as a few reserves who they can call up to come into the studio if things are moving along slowly. 2 animators will make the show look exactly like the trailer. 2 frames per second, no editing and countless animation errors. So you all know what that means, We wont see Gen Zed until 2028.
 
Wezofthenow said:
Most shows have about 6 or 7 animators working at one time, as well as a few reserves who they can call up to come into the studio if things are moving along slowly. 2 animators will make the show look exactly like the trailer. 2 frames per second, no editing and countless animation errors. So you all know what that means, We wont see Gen Zed until 2028.
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We won't see it at all. Hayden will die of another stroke long before that.
 
I am slow...I just realized that the guy narrating the trailer is Mr. Post-Stroke himself.

Jesus that trailer is bad. Every time I watch the thing I find something newly shitty within it...it's like they keep adding new terrible things to it to keep us going. *yawn**yawn**yawn*
 
So it takes Hayden and his hired goon, we'll call him Wanky McFiddlefingers, months upon months to do the animation for Awkward Teenage Pippi Longstocking and her Variety Pack Fun Bunch, but it'll probably take someone like Oney or Harry Partridge a couple of weeks to make an infinitely better parody. Gotcha.

Keep reaching for those stars Hayden, you magical, fat-faced, talking sack of fermented potatoes.
 
_blank_ said:
So it takes Hayden and his hired goon, we'll call him Wanky McFiddlefingers, months upon months to do the animation for Awkward Teenage Pippi Longstocking and her Variety Pack Fun Bunch, but it'll probably take someone like Oney or Harry Partridge a couple of weeks to make an infinitely better parody. Gotcha.

Keep reaching for those stars Hayden, you magical, fat-faced, talking sack of fermented potatoes.
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It's been pointed out before, but it should pointed out again, that their two animators are webcomic artists responsible for this strip and this one. Quite the pair, huh? The character designer and lead animator is responsible for the first comic.
 
Wait I thought Hayden had a company doing the heavily lifting for him?

lol of course not.

What a train wreck.
 
Titan Lithos said:
It's been pointed out before, but it should pointed out again, that their two animators are webcomic artists responsible for this strip and this one. Quite the pair, huh? The character designer and lead animator is responsible for the first comic.
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So, apologies if this has already been covered but, the second link to Snover's comic, but she has in the comments section below

Things have been rough of late. I lost my job, ran out what little emergency money I had in my bank account, and for all intensive purposes I’m homeless… If it wasn’t for the kindness of friends and family I don’t know how bad it would have gotten for me.
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And this was posted back on Feb 16, so less than two weeks ago. Is Hayden not paying for his animators or is he letting her stay in his house while he walks around and devises clever jokes about minorities?
 
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So, apologies if this has already been covered but, the second link to Snover's comic, but she has in the comments section below



And this was posted back on Feb 16, so less than two weeks ago. Is Hayden not paying for his animators or is he letting her stay in his house while he walks around and devises clever jokes about minorities?
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Wow.

In every interview Hayden has given, there's a few phrases he uses over and over and over and over and over:

"Originally <x> didn't wasn't interested, but when they said they read my script, they came to me and said I MUST do this."
Re: Alex Bradley (lead animator), Jane Whedlin, Nichelle Nichols, Richard Schiff, and numerous B- and C-list celebrities.

"No one is doing this for money. This is a labor of love."
So no, he's not paying anyone at all. What he's paying everyone in is "exposure dollars".


More key phrases:
"We must have something special here if we have 4chan/8chan/Kiwi Farms hating on us."

"Obsessed."

"Terrorist cat ladies!"

"Paper, plastic, or douche."
 
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