💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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creamyfanta said:
She's actually beautiful
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I can't imagine how horrible it is to have to explain to your friends and family that you no, you didn't sign up for a volunteer big sister program, the small deformed man in your house is in fact your boyfriend.
 
Count groudon said:
I can't imagine how horrible it is to have to explain to your friends and family that you no, you didn't sign up for a volunteer big sister program, the small deformed man in your house is in fact your boyfriend.
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Basically this but with more melted face.

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Guess what happened when you search the "hayden black" tag on Tumblr?

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The Gen Zed tag isn't much better:
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TheLateGreatBate said:
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The link's just a gif: http://i.giphy.com/3o6gb3I1v152bdE4jC.gif

I hope in the future there will be more secure methods of accessing debit and credit card information than typing in a number that is easy for others to steal, but then again I don't have the amazing insight of Hayden Black.
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Now, I know you are all gonna be absolutely shocked by this, but the joke makes no sense. Why would pin codes get more complex as time goes on? It's not like a username for an email, which might've been an interesting joke, but a pin is a 4 digit code that doesn't have to be unique. It's not like you assign a PIN number to your card and the banks like,"sorry that ones taken."

Might've worked for something else like a username though. Something like,
"Wow, my best friend from 500 in the future emailed me! Unsurprisingly, his email is ctucker1248502$10;729573819:7301);810:&;710:'Dow@qldjf.com"
Not really funny, but still, ya get what I'm saying.
 
sassyma seed said:
Now, I know you are all gonna be absolutely shocked by this, but the joke makes no sense. Why would pin codes get more complex as time goes on? It's not like a username for an email, which might've been an interesting joke, but a pin is a 4 digit code that doesn't have to be unique. It's not like you assign a PIN number to your card and the banks like,"sorry that ones taken."

Might've worked for something else like a username though. Something like,
"Wow, my best friend from 500 in the future emailed me! Unsurprisingly, his email is ctucker1248502$10;729573819:7301);810:&;710:'Dow@qldjf.com"
Not really funny, but still, ya get what I'm saying.
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You talk as though Black actually knows anything about the world of adulthood.
 
sassyma seed said:
Now, I know you are all gonna be absolutely shocked by this, but the joke makes no sense. Why would pin codes get more complex as time goes on? It's not like a username for an email, which might've been an interesting joke, but a pin is a 4 digit code that doesn't have to be unique. It's not like you assign a PIN number to your card and the banks like,"sorry that ones taken."

Might've worked for something else like a username though. Something like,
"Wow, my best friend from 500 in the future emailed me! Unsurprisingly, his email is ctucker1248502$10;729573819:7301);810:&;710:'Dow@qldjf.com"
Not really funny, but still, ya get what I'm saying.
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Hayden would have realised with simple maths:
All possible PIN codes:
0000-9999
(In other words 10,000 variations)

Current human population
740,000,000,0+


Amount of people who can own bank accounts according to Hayden's logic:
10,000.


I don't think I have to worry about this in the future.
 
What does Hayden have to say about the latest election?

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...Uh-huh.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Man Hayden's trying so damn hard to stay relevant.
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It's like a guy with concrete on his feet struggling not to drown, you know it's just going to end in failure and you feel bad that he's only dragging out his suffering, but at the same time your morbid side just can't help but watch.
 
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