💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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more anti-comedy from Hayden.

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Silver said:
So, like, the thing Hayden is worst at is the very thing he chose his LEAD character to be good at/want to do. He could have chosen anything else for Shona and it'd be more convincing.
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Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.

Ass Manager 3000 said:
more anti-comedy from Hayden.

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Case in point.

How do you start with Ted Cruz claiming the Planned Parenthood shooter was a liberal tranny and somehow not end up with something funny?

Ted Cruz actually saying that shit in the first place was funnier than this "joke."
 
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That isn't even what Sen. Cruz said.

This was also posted to the official Tumblr page, as well as all the Twitter accounts.
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Maybe Hayden should go back to Britain—he clearly doesn't think that highly of Americans.
 
AnOminous said:
Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.
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Oh, of course. I just find it endlessly amusing.
 
AnOminous said:
Hayden is a lolcow. Like all lolcows, he has one true calling, and completely sucks at it.

He thinks he's a comedian.

Nothing will convince him otherwise, even as his jokes leave a trail of crying, sad people in their wake.
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I beg to differ. Hayden is a comedian, but it's not his jokes that we're laughing at.
 
Hayden thinks all Americans are idiots and yet moves to and chooses to stay in 'murica.
One of many reasons he's autistic as fuck.
 
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varvarstvo said:
as a kid.
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Huh, for someone who moved here at a young age, his accent is still pretty strong. I knew a kid back when I was in middle school who grew up in the UK, his accent was way weaker once we all moved on to high school.
Don't source me on this, tho, I know jack shit about stuff like this.
 
Dismaying Tree said:
Huh, for someone who moved here at a young age, his accent is still pretty strong. I knew a kid back when I was in middle school who grew up in the UK, his accent was way weaker once we all moved on to high school.
Don't source me on this, tho, I know jack shit about stuff like this.
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Some people pick up the local accents better than others.
 
Between this and the "let's get rid of all religion" tweet, Hayden is starting to look like an euphoric atheist.

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