💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Bungleboy]

Because it's not like Duke Nukem Forever proved that concept is a load of shit or anything.

Hey this reminds me, can George Broussard be considered a lolcow? Seeing how he single handedly tanked 3DRealms' credibility and kept DNF in development purgatory because of his fetish for new engines.

This is off-topic but I think we've seen all there is of Gen Zed. The show's only purpose is fodder for Hayden's dying ponzi scheme

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Three accounts, no humor.

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"Where's the jokes, Wu?"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Do you think Hayden ever laughs at these?

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Do you think Hayden ever laughs at these?

Every time he reads them, I'm sure.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Well I can imagine him laughing at his own jokes, making everyone in the same room feel uncomfortable.
And after he is done with that, there is this moment of awkward silence in which you can hear - if you listen really closely - a joke-fairy die.

 

[sgetti]

Three accounts, no humor.

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I'm pretty sure circus clowns are legally obligated to put you down on sight if you're this unfunny. Does that Shona tweet even qualify as a joke?

 

[女鬼]

Ah yes, hilarious indeed.

Hayden is so proud of having his show promoted in some no-name local rag, he changed his cover photo on both accounts!

Spoiler

Oh, and Gen Zed lost two thousand followers overnight, they were at 28,6K yesterday.

 

[AnOminous]

It's kind of amazing that's the best picture of Shona they have, where she looks fucking derpy eyed and retarded.

 

[Ravana]

It's kind of amazing that's the best picture of Shona they have, where she looks fucking derpy eyed and retarded.

It's like, one of the three they have

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That's basically just a statement.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Wasn't Gen Zed supposed to come out in november?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wasn't Gen Zed supposed to come out in november?

It's late winter of next year now. Presumably because it'll be all in 3D.

 

[VLAD]

Wasn't Gen Zed supposed to come out in november?

They've landed an exclusive deal with Brianna Wu. It's being released as a companion piece to the Steam version of Revolution 60.

 

[CWCissey]

That's basically just a statement.

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A very stupid statement.

She's just called 'The Queen'. Hell pretty much anywhere in the world, if you say 'the Queen' the very first thought is often Queen Elizabeth II.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

Spoiler: What does this have to do with Gen Zed? Is it because Hayden himself is a complete colon?

 

[CWCissey]

Spoiler: What does this have to do with Gen Zed? Is it because Hayden himself is a complete colon?

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Hayden's fetishes also include Brazilian fart porn. Confirmed.

 

[JU 199]

 

[Florence]

Spoiler: What does this have to do with Gen Zed? Is it because Hayden himself is a complete colon?

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It's because Hayden, much like a colon, is a complete spastic.

 

[AG 856]

How is Hayden making money? Nobody is going to buy those shitty t shirts, Goodnight Burbank couldn't have reeled in that much cash and Gen Zed is never seeing the light of day. Where the fuck is his money coming from?

 

[Erica]

How is Hayden making money? Nobody is going to buy those shitty t shirts, Goodnight Burbank couldn't have reeled in that much cash and Gen Zed is never seeing the light of day. Where the fuck is his money coming from?

Unpaid loans and bankrupt companies.

I'm serious.