💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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In my line of work, it's hilarious when the competition displays their marketing stupidity.

Black's claim: We're in contact with television studios.
Black's action: Please Stutteringjohn interview us we need the attention.

Mr. Black. Do you not see what you did there?

KingCasio said:
marksmanship
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I have to admit, I did a spittake at that one. Bravo.
 
Updates from the facebook- Ben Carson edition!
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The only way these bathroom arguments make sense is if your dick is so small that you’re terrified of people seeing it when you go pee-pee.

Pew pew!
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And all this talk about #BenCarson rewriting history? Very soon he'll BE history. (Most likely #DrunkHistory).
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And this.

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Blue commenter talks sense.
 
OMFG just go into the stall like a normal person! Unless you look like ADF or creep on us no one is gonna ask you about your junk. Hell, even if you do look like ADF, we'll probably be too shocked and embarrassed to say a word as long as you mind your own fucking business.

I've never been in a public restroom outside of high school where women talk to each other or even make eye contact unless they know each other. I can see how it could be a problem at the place where you work, because people know you, but I don't see how adding a urinal that might as well have "TRANNY URNIAL" written above it in red neon is going to help. Even unisex restrooms usually just have stalls. I feel like this is more of a self-confidence thing for them. Most CIS people don't care and don't want to know.
 
sassyma seed said:
Why Maroon 5? Wouldn't it make more sense to choose a band that is more reviled, like Nickelback or Creed? I mean yes those bands I believe have become tired jokes in and of themselves, but at least those bands would make more sense than Maroon 5, which, at least as far as I've heard, is just a regular pop band.

Also the overall punchline is that you think they're bad to the point you've destroyed your phone. It's not funny. It'd be like me saying, "Man, that song was so bad I threw my laptop out the window!" It's not really funny. Maybe if you'd continue to develop the joke you could get something like, "Hey man, that was my laptop you threw! Then I've done us both a favor."

I mean, that's probably not really that funny, but it's better than, "this song is so bad".
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That GenZed trailer was so bad I chopped off my own dick!
 
Seriously what was Hayden thinking when he wrote that tweet.

"A soon2die will get to see starwars before i do. This'll make a funny joke BECAUSE he'll die anyway even if he talks LOLOLOLOLOL"

Edit- has anyone else noticed how hayden's comedy is cruel yet generates no laughs because of how poorly constructed it is? It just makes him look like a shit.
 
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The only way these bathroom arguments make sense is if your dick is so small that you’re terrified of people seeing it when you go pee-pee.

Pew pew!
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"lololol he has a diferunt opinyun frum me so hs dik is smol lolololol whole foods douchebag stupid autocorrect"
 
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Edit- has anyone else noticed how hayden's comedy is cruel yet generates no laughs because of how poorly constructed it is? It just makes him look like a shit.
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It's commonly asserted on tumblr that comedy should never "punch down." They often confuse "punching down" with calling someone retarded or autistic, when in fact this is meant to point out and ridicule stupidity. Hayden's tweets are an excellent example of what "punching down" actually is and why it isn't funny.

Red Letter Media explained this really well. I think it was in their Jack and Jill review. Basically, great comedy requires juxtaposition. If Donald Trump slips on a banana and falls into a pile of garbage it's funny. If your grandmother slips on a banana and falls into garbage it's not funny, it's distressing. (And if ADF does it it's hilarious because he is garbage!) I think you get the idea.
 
I'm guessing stutteringjohn didn't respond to Gen Zed's sollicitations, because they're still trying to get him to notice them:

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Adding Pew pew! to other people's tweets like a tard isn't a very serious business approach, Hayden.
 
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Now that we've seen a trailer where just about every principal character speaks, I can't help but notice that not a single person involved in this seems able to act worth a shit. I was under the impression the actor playing the protag has acted before. Apparently not, because holy shit.

I've heard Abridged Series with better acting than this.
 
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