💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Hayden: Nobody's understanding my jokes, and when they do they don't think they're funny. Should I learn how to tell jokes better?
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Hayden is a wonderful example of linear thinking.
"I ran into a wall and it hurt--next time I run into it, it'll feel different!"

Also nice to know he's staying classy in his responses to people.
 
Christmas Miracles:
*A kid's dog surviving an illness.
*Grandpa feeling well enough to stop by for a visit.
*Neighbors pulling together to help a poor family have a nice Christmas.
And of course...
*Christians having their jimmies rustled.
 
Adamska said:
I like how he's a good example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect myself. That and he's tweeting the shittiest jokes yet while not replacing his staff who quit.
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Has anyone twigged onto the perception that Hayden's a bully? People who think liberals are gonna cancel Christmas aren't bright and have probably been manipulated by whatever local church they attend. Hayden routinely shits on people who don't know any better. Combine that with a smug demeanor and you get a bully, one who likes kicking down at easy targets.

See? More kicking down.
 
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I think I really am going to enjoy this series. Yes, Hayden - this show will definitely be something special, and I'm going to watch it with the same enthusiasm as other media that shares that "special factor", like The Room, Birdemic and the glory that is Sonichu.
 
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Has anyone twigged onto the perception that Hayden's a bully?
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Even the most incompetent bullies find someone dumber than themselves to beat up on. They may be the 142nd toughest kid in the class, but they'll find number 143.

Hayden is 143.
 
Positron said:
Because stereotypes are the highest form of humor -- except when they are about gays and trannies.
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Oh, he has made jokes about gays. Some highly spiritual tweets about fairies who like small dogs or something.

Adamska said:
Says the man who needs to retweet himself with all of his accounts.
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Precisely!
You see, getting retweeted by someone who isn't one of hsis sock accounts is such a momentuous occasion for Hayden, he has to make a tweet about it.
 
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Honestly when this thread is the most relevant Hayden Black has ever been on the internet without needing to buy interest you can't really blame him for reading all 170+ pages of it
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Kitler said:
Honestly when this thread is the most relevant Hayden Black has ever been on the internet without needing to buy interest you can't really blame him for reading all 170+ pages of it
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I still can't get over Gen_Zed's 2% audit score. Two percent.

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Can't wait to see what's in store. Hav they managed to find a new animator? Will they be somehow even more incompetent than the previous one?
Will Hayden finally pay someone on this damn show?
 
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Three possibilities

1) Hayden Black has found a proper TV station for gen zed. I don't expect someone big like fox, probably like goodnight burbank it'll be somewhere random

2) Hayden Black has signed contracts with another animator and/or the same animator and voice actors. Not really big news

3) Hayden black has discovered trans porn.
 
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