💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Yeah, but the kind of jokes Hayden made about Cosby were rape jokes that were horribly offensive for Tumblr and pretty damn tasteless by non-SJW standards.


Hayden is the Dunning-Krueger effect in action. He thinks that he's a comedy genius and Internet star and that his previous shows were "incredible successes". Even now, he thinks that the fact that Gen Zed got trolled and mocked to hell and back means it's going to be a cult success.

The man is too damn delusional to understand or admit to himself that his whole campaign is a fucking disaster.

Black seems to think that fame (slight controversy in early 2015 and 2 reviews on imdb) is the same as being good. He thinks that his fame which is below even D list makes him some kind of comedy genius and anything he makes is good. He even uses himself as a selling point in the gen zed trailer. His narcissism and delusion is going to fucking destroy him.
 
He even uses himself as a selling point in the gen zed trailer. His narcissism and delusion is going to fucking destroy him.

That is pretty much the height of delusion. He's not even famous, and what little fame he does have isn't good.

At this point, his only real "fame" is a lolcow thread about what a joke he is, and if he has any public reputation at all, it is as a painfully unfunny autist who couldn't be funny if you put a gun to his head, and for having a weird, misshapen, melted looking face.
 
Hayden has some issues.

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"She's a stupid cunt. Please watch gen zed!

pew pew pew pew pew pew pew"
At first I was surprised that no one had jumped on him for his problematic use of "cunt," but then I remembered we're the only ones who haven't lost interest in him yet.

I thought I'd found all I could about Hayden's past antics, but I recently managed to unearth a little gem from 2009. Sure, it's old, but it's pretty damn telling.

See, back in 2009, Hayden hastily cobbled together a comedy webseries called The Occulterers, which was commisionned by the now-defunct video platform Babelgum. Hayden himself directed the whole thing and also played one of the the leads, a kilt-wearing Belgian psychic.
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Yup.
Of course, the six-episode "series" has a Facebook and Twitter, as well as the usual Hayden interview on some no-name blog.


But what's interesting about this abortion of a show is that a professional critic took a look at it. And while she does her best to be fair, her critique isn't exactly positive. [archive link]

So of course, Hayden reacts with the maturity and professionalism we've all come to appreciate:
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Which leads to an army of sockpuppets commenters descending upon the article to tell the reviewer- and any commenter who agreed with her- that they don't know anything about comedy and how much of a misunderstood genius Hayden Black is.


What caught my attention were these comments:
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Reminds you of anything?

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Definitely doesn't sound like Hayden. No sir (:

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It's amazing how much of what was said about The Occulterers in 2009 applies to Gen Sped in 2016.

The one thing that's changed is that Hayden doesn't seem to have that much of a personal army anymore. I guess even ass-lickers tire of being fed shit. :sighduck:
What is with this fucker & making Twitter roleplay accounts of his own characters, goddamn

No tasteless joke about David Bowie? I'm shocked.
Besides that, he can't even pander to [Tumblrites] correctly in the first place with how many un-PC (ie. every single joke about Cosby for example) jokes he makes.
Yeah, but the kind of jokes Hayden made about Cosby were rape jokes that were horribly offensive for Tumblr and pretty damn tasteless by non-SJW standards.
I was actually thinking about this earlier---Hayden fancies himself as a man who can get away with any jokes people may perceive as tasteless or offensive, as pushing the envelope to make a point/make social commentary is something a lot of comedians do. But that begs the question---what are jokes that even one Hayden Black would find offensive? We know he's not above tranny jokes, but I bet you dollars to donuts that if someone made a joke like

"Did you hear about the guy who murdered a gay man? He was charged with first-degree homocide! Pew pew!"

that he would be up in arms about how hateful & sick that person was.

EDIT: Goddammit, self.
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At first I was surprised that no one had jumped on him for his problematic use of "cunt," but then I remembered we're the only ones who haven't lost interest in him yet.


What is with this fucker & making Twitter roleplay accounts of his own characters, goddamn




I was actually thinking about this earlier---Hayden fancies himself as a man who can get away with any jokes people may perceive as tasteless or offensive, as pushing the envelope to make a point/make social commentary is something a lot of comedians do. But that begs the question---what are jokes that even one Hayden Black would find offensive? We know he's not above tranny jokes, but I bet you dollars to donuts that if someone made a joke like

"Did you hear about the guy who murdered a gay man? He was charged with first-degree homocide! Pew pew!"

that he would be up in arms about how hateful & sick that person was.

EDIT: Goddammit, self.
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He just waited until it was a lesser known actor so he could avoid backlash.


And the salt begins.

 
And the salt begins.

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I just can't stop giggling at the fact that [unsurprisingly] he uses his roleplay account to favorite that tweet.

Edit: One day he should just drop all pretense, make a whiny post, and have every goddam last one of his twitter accounts favorite it.
 
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He just waited until it was a lesser known actor so he could avoid backlash.

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And the salt begins.

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Pretty sure the three was Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman, arsehole.
 
I never really got Twitter, it's a great social media tool and all but I never got into it, However thanks to Hayden I now have a reason to use Twitter, so I can see just how Mr. Pew Pew could make a fucking onomatopoeia insufferable.
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Pretty sure the three was Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman, arsehole.
He means three people that were killed by cancer. EDIT: I derped there about Lemmy. I'd imagine he left him out to avoid backlash so he mocked a lesser known actor.

Which means Hayden Black mocked the relevancy and worth of a man who died of cancer less than 24 hours after he died.
 
Take the hint, Hayden.


Clearly you did not.


And your nightmare fuel for the day.

 
Take the hint, Hayden.

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Clearly you did not.

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And your nightmare fuel for the day.

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Well, at least he finally admitted its just porn. New first episode title: Pew Pew All Over My Face Shona!
 
I just can't stop giggling at the fact that [unsurprisingly] he uses his roleplay account to favorite that tweet.

Edit: One day he should just drop all pretense, make a whiny post, and have every goddam last one of his twitter accounts favorite it.

Why would the "famous" Hayden Black have time to autistically document what people are doing who he claims to have blocked?
 
Why would the "famous" Hayden Black have time to autistically document what people are doing who he claims to have blocked?
His many, many loyal fans tell him, I'm sure of it!

Take the hint, Hayden.

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Clearly you did not.

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And your nightmare fuel for the day.

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Sooner or later, he's going to just break and stop making even more sense. I'm waiting for angry posts like "Ausrottung der Pewden!", or even stupider and with even less sense than possible, "Your mother should have had an apewtion!"
 
I've never seen someone more deserving of the Titus Laugh for every joke they've made.

 
You know how in the Dobson and Assigned Male threads, we have the little face in the corner? I'd imagine if we ever did that for this thread, we should use that "crying Shona face" from that scene in the trailer with her family.
 
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