At first I was surprised that no one had jumped on him for his problematic use of "cunt," but then I remembered we're the only ones who haven't lost interest in him yet.
What is with this fucker & making Twitter roleplay accounts of his own characters, goddamnI thought I'd found all I could about Hayden's past antics, but I recently managed to unearth a little gem from 2009. Sure, it's old, but it's pretty damn telling.
See, back in 2009, Hayden hastily cobbled together a comedy webseries called The Occulterers, which was commisionned by the now-defunct video platform Babelgum. Hayden himself directed the whole thing and also played one of the the leads, a kilt-wearing Belgian psychic.
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Yup.
Of course, the six-episode "series" has a Facebook and Twitter, as well as the usual Hayden interview on some no-name blog.
But what's interesting about this abortion of a show is that a professional critic took a look at it. And while she does her best to be fair, her critique isn't exactly positive. [archive link]
So of course, Hayden reacts with the maturity and professionalism we've all come to appreciate:
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Which leads to an army ofsockpuppetscommenters descending upon the article to tell the reviewer- and any commenter who agreed with her- that they don't know anything about comedy and how much of a misunderstood genius Hayden Black is.
What caught my attention were these comments:
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Reminds you of anything?
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Definitely doesn't sound like Hayden. No sir (:
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It's amazing how much of what was said about The Occulterers in 2009 applies to Gen Sped in 2016.
The one thing that's changed is that Hayden doesn't seem to have that much of a personal army anymore. I guess even ass-lickers tire of being fed shit.
I was actually thinking about this earlier---Hayden fancies himself as a man who can get away with any jokes people may perceive as tasteless or offensive, as pushing the envelope to make a point/make social commentary is something a lot of comedians do. But that begs the question---what are jokes that even one Hayden Black would find offensive? We know he's not above tranny jokes, but I bet you dollars to donuts that if someone made a joke like
He just waited until it was a lesser known actor so he could avoid backlash.
I just can't stop giggling at the fact that [unsurprisingly] he uses his roleplay account to favorite that tweet.
He means three people that were killed by cancer. EDIT: I derped there about Lemmy. I'd imagine he left him out to avoid backlash so he mocked a lesser known actor.
Well, at least he finally admitted its just porn. New first episode title: Pew Pew All Over My Face Shona!
His many, many loyal fans tell him, I'm sure of it!
Sooner or later, he's going to just break and stop making even more sense. I'm waiting for angry posts like "Ausrottung der Pewden!", or even stupider and with even less sense than possible, "Your mother should have had an apewtion!"
You're doing Godbear's work, @Ass Manager 3000