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💰 GrifterHasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest
He likely hasn't talked to whoever he pays to handle these things for him yet to know if it's actually true, but it would be surprising for a major news network to get something bsaic like that completely wrong. It's not going to be that interesting as his lawyer will just tell him to plead the fifth to every question and Hasan can play it off as asserting his constitutional rights. Of course he's the type of conceited shithead to think himself smarter than his own lawyer, so there is an outside chance he says something really stupid or incriminating and causes himself more problems.
I mentioned it in the A&N about the subpoena but there has to be some other reason why Hasan doesn't wants to go to Turkey, he claims Erdogan will have him arrested but for why? Alternatively, that could very well be bullshit and he just simply doesn't wants to go (because he has no reason), hates the country or whatever. Some other users mentioned military service, interesting that he has the option to completely avoid his service by paying such a relatively small fee, for him that is. If he's refusing to go because he doesn't wants a completely optional fee due to his birth then that's just pure retardation from him.
He likely hasn't talked to whoever he pays to handle these things for him yet to know if it's actually true, but it would be surprising for a major news network to get something bsaic like that completely wrong. It's not going to be that interesting as his lawyer will just tell him to plead the fifth to every question and Hasan can play it off as asserting his constitutional rights. Of course he's the type of conceited shithead to think himself smarter than his own lawyer, so there is an outside chance he says something really stupid or incriminating and causes himself more problems.
I can see it now, him sitting there, Contra. His own counsel and making shit up to the FBI, which is a crime to lie to the FBI for some reason. And he going to prison. By the way, the Muslims aren't going to protect him because they generally don't like homos. And the white supremacists are going to be looking out for to stab this little columnie. So he gets to spend the entirety of his. Prison in solitary confinement. That's if his cellmate isn't some sort of white supremacist who doesn't decide to. Massage his asshole.
Hasan's fans are treating Hasan being called in for questioning/testimony (Which is what a subpoena is) as if it's the crucifixtion of Christ.
Hasan went on stream and started crying about how he was going to be hanging from the gallows because those evil libs won't help him out.
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Of course, Hasan can't let a good opportunity to grift go to waste without some thirst trapping:
Hasan is under potential investigation from the Trump Administration and the GOP at large, and guess who he's the most mad at? That's right--Liberals and members of the Democratic Party!
Hasan's entire mode of income is shitting on Democrats. He's been riding the Bernie Sanders "Us Vs The Establishment" wave since 2016 and views normie "centrist" (i.e. center-left) Democrats as the ultimate evil to be defeated. Yet him and his fans are genuinely upset that the same Democrats they spend their every waking hour trying to tear down aren't rushing to his defense in his time of need.
Reminder that this retard spent the entirety of 2024 sandbagging Kamala and intentionally depressing youth vote turnout over Palestine. After she lost, this is what he had to say.
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Now all of a sudden, him and his fans are claiming that Hasan always supported Kamala and even voted for her.
He filled out his ballot on stream, but was very intentionally quiet when it came to filling out who he'd vote for the presidency (it was probably Jill Stein) for plausible deniability. He only started claiming he voted for Kamala when he was debating Ethan Klein, after Ethan pressed him on it.
Liberals have been trolling the shit out of them by throwing the "Uncommitted/Abandon Harris/Earn My Vote" language back at them.
These people are unironically chirping the same "Scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds" line over people giving Hasan the same tone he had when Adam Schiff got charged.
The greatest irony here, for all of the leftists crying about how Democrats are killing democracy and free speech by not throwing themselves at Hasan's feet, is that Hasan was fucking giddy when Adam Schiff was targeted by the Trump Administration.
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Schiff was actually facing charges, Hasan just has to talk to congress.
Hasan's only response to that is "W-well, Adam Schiff is an evil ZIONIST (jew) so he deserves it! But he MUST come to my defense because i am a poor widdle defenseless constituent!"
When in doubt, all Hasan has to do is shift the goalposts and start whining about Gaza even in situations entirely unrelated to it (Adam Schiff wasn't charged for being jewish pro-Israel).
He's also making up a scenario in his head, none of Hasan's "friends" have been in Israeli prisons (they certainly weren't in Israeli prison when Hasan was celebrating the charges in November 2025). Adam Schiff has never personally wronged Hasan Piker, he just needs an excuse to virtue signal about Palestine.
Hasan's fans' cope is that Schiff is a Senator which somehow means it's okay for Hasan to gloat about him being politically targeted
So far, the only elected Democrat to respond is Jasmine Crockett, whom leftists hate for committing the cardinal sin of being a black female democrat who isn't a leftist. Hasan and his friends meddled HEAVILY in her primary against James Talarico (they treated Talarico as a Warrior For Palestine Bernie-bro socialist, when he's not).
Crockett responded with eye emojis at a video of someone making fun of Hasan for getting subpoena'ed and Hasan and his dickriders crashed out:
I'm so fucking glad this is happening to Hasan. Again, I hope the Administration makes the process as painful as possible for him. The reason Hasan talks so freely and stupidly about shit he doesn't understand is because he has no genuine investment in it.
Hasan has no investment in any of the shit he says. That's why he advocates for shit like "microlooting" (shoplifting), he's not going to be the one going to jail with any of the retards listening to him, but championing theft makes him sound cool and gives him leftist cred.
All that shit about Palestine was sport. Something for him to yell loudly about and then quickly forget when the next big thing happens. It doesn't matter whether or not a Democrat wins or loses, it's all sport to him at the end of the day.
Now he has to actually sit with this and contemplate. After years of fantasizing about an epic bloody communist revolution, he's weak in the knees because his rhetoric might actually have consequences. Fox News seems to be taking a closer interest in Hasan, having smelled blood in the water:
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One of the people writing about Hasan posted a clip of him claiming that any criticism of him MUST be part of some shadowy conspiracy against him.
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Hasan's fans are as dumb as he is.
One particular dickrider keeps on boosting posts about him supposedly being the biggest deal in politics,
Yet she treats anyone following Hasan with a critical eye as a "stalker".
This stupid bitch's account is entirely devoted to Hasan Piker, yet somehow that's not stalking. Watching Hasan's streams is only stalking if you're not kissing his ass.
Anyway, Hasan ran this interview because he wants Raman to defeat Bass, following his political goal to take over the Democrats with increasingly-radical Leftists. But because Hasan also has his pet issues, he had to interrogate Raman over Israel and the police specifically, and because Raman has a better sense of pragmatism, especially while campaigning, she gave answers that are realistic, but unsatisfactory to Hasan's audience. She had to explain to Hasan, for example, that she's obligated to authorize payment to police working overtime because the police would otherwise sue and then win for even more payment. As Raman spoke as such, Hasan's chat became increasingly hostile to her such that Hasan quietly had the chat switched to emote-only mode. At the end of the full interview above, you can see the chat when he directs for it to be switched off of emote-only, but here is the point when Hasan shut up his chat (about 25 minutes into the interview): https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2772750946?t=05h49m29s
This whole "leftist tea party"/Socialist MAGA shit is doomed from the fucking start because none of these idiots can actually focus on issues that matter to people. All they give a fuck about is Israel.
They're willing to welcome Marjorie Taylor Greene into their "big tent" because she hates Israel, and they want to kick AOC out of their movement because she isn't 100% on board with nuking Tel Aviv.
The Mayor of Los Angeles does not have the fucking power to do literally anything about Israel or Palestine. Her job is to manage the city of LA, make sure everything is functioning and provide for the people. Zohran Mamdani, since getting into office, has done jack-fucking-shit about Israel despite how often the Palestine question kept coming up in every discussion about him. It's not even about "stopping the genocide" anymore, it's meaningless virtue signaling slopulism meant to get non-Americans on Twitter to seal clap.
So far, the only elected Democrat to respond is Jasmine Crockett, whom leftists hate for committing the cardinal sin of being a black female democrat who isn't a leftist. Hasan and his friends meddled HEAVILY in her primary against James Talarico (they treated Talarico as a Warrior For Palestine Bernie-bro socialist, when he's not).
