💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[Lone Star]

He likely hasn't talked to whoever he pays to handle these things for him yet to know if it's actually true, but it would be surprising for a major news network to get something bsaic like that completely wrong. It's not going to be that interesting as his lawyer will just tell him to plead the fifth to every question and Hasan can play it off as asserting his constitutional rights. Of course he's the type of conceited shithead to think himself smarter than his own lawyer, so there is an outside chance he says something really stupid or incriminating and causes himself more problems.

"Before we get started here, you gotta tell me what you think of Israel."

"What? I mean, I don't hate the country, but-"

"YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL REPRESENT MYSELF YOU FASCIST!"

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I mentioned it in the A&N about the subpoena but there has to be some other reason why Hasan doesn't wants to go to Turkey, he claims Erdogan will have him arrested but for why? Alternatively, that could very well be bullshit and he just simply doesn't wants to go (because he has no reason), hates the country or whatever. Some other users mentioned military service, interesting that he has the option to completely avoid his service by paying such a relatively small fee, for him that is. If he's refusing to go because he doesn't wants a completely optional fee due to his birth then that's just pure retardation from him.

The optics of paying out from military service would also be awful for him