💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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The RNC is going after Hasan now:
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Money can only get you so far, especially when you are inbred.
 
I glanced the h3h3 sub and it appears Hasan is wearing a 575 dollar "shoulder padded hoodie".


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(600 dollars on a gray hoodie i can't even)

Apparently this type of hoodie is not only a real thing but trending because "looksmaxxers" (read insecure e-guys) like Clavicular admit wearing because it attracts women. I believe this because clavicular is mentally ill (i once saw a clip of him saying he puts books around his house's floor so he can step on them and look taller).

I'm sorry, i'm not woman, but that sounds very gay. If you're going to be that stupid, you'll probably use roids soon.

Going back to Hasan, this seems to be an unfortunate case of him mindlessly joining the trend without thinking how much impact it has on his own taller body shape.

So instead of "looksmaxxing", the hoodie makes Hasan look like a tiny headed deformed golem.
To be fair the same technique is often used in suits.

Which is why bulky dudes like Hassan look ridiculous when they wear a suit.
 
He's a turk with the self esteem and insecurity of a manlet, if it shrunk anymore he'd be inside himself.
He constantly has a stick up his ass, how do we know it's not his head sinking into his ass perpetually?
I assume that the steroids are the cause of his constant anger and lack of debate skills as well.
 
Asmongold has the potential to do something so funny by getting his act together, working out, dressing better, and getting something done about that greasy stringy hair. Him showing up the turkroach at his own game would be the most hilarious shit ever, and would make Hasan meltdown so hard it would make Chernobyl look like a backyard garden party.
 
Good call by the young guns handling that RNC xwitter account, Hasan is a giant dog shocking douche and he's a household name because of it.

Very similar to the "your body my choice" ad campaign act blue did using Fuentes clips
 
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Asmongold has the potential to do something so funny by getting his act together, working out, dressing better, and getting something done about that greasy stringy hair. Him showing up the turkroach at his own game would be the most hilarious shit ever, and would make Hasan meltdown so hard it would make Chernobyl look like a backyard garden party.
I think Asmongolds crusty exterior is actually a good antithesis to Hasan. Asmongold cares more about his opinion than his appearance, I dont agree with him on a number of things but I can acknowledge that he's speaking his mind plainly and won't witch hunt you if you disagree at most saying you're retarded and move on.

Comparatively hasan uses his opinions to prop up his appearance, his lavish lifestyle is to prop up his appearance, thats why he can live with the contradiction because they both serve the same goal of protecting his ego. Any disagreement with his views or choices is seen as a personal attack and you are now an enemy. Its why leftists infight so much, to compromise is to live with a blemish.

While I'd like asmongold to shower and not live in rot he makes a good Litmus test for people who only care about surface level things.
 
I think Asmongolds crusty exterior is actually a good antithesis to Hasan.
It's actually astounding at how the two are a complete dichotomy. Asmon grew up insanely poor and earned his life, while Hasan was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and survived via nepotism. Asmon doesn't really care about his appearance while Hasan is preening like a peacock 24/7. The two are nearly exact opposites in term of politics, at least at a surface level. The only things the two have in common is that they stream on twitch and are both rich. I was going to add a third similarity and say they are both human but I nearly forgot Hasan is a turk.
 
Saw a clip on livestream sub of destiny reacting to the hasan pic and he pointed out that hasan has the most cringe disposition one can have on fashion because Hasan doesn't seem to care what he wears or else he actually try to wear the best clothes for him or hire a stylist for advice, but at the same time he spends way too much money on clothes for someone who wouldn't care. This means hasan simply wants to flex his wealth but does it in such a classless gaudy way.

It reminds me of how hasan doesn't listen to music, it's like a robot that doesn't understand humans, he only knows that the expensive things equal power and prestige so he wars the most expensive thing.

Anyways, here is Hasan wearing the Mr Bean fit.

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(iron your pants damnit)
 
Hasan's whole schtick is wearing baggy, wrinkled, ill fitting clothes to let everyone think HEY, HE'S A REAL SALT OF THE EARTH GUY WHO IS TOO BUSY TALKING ABOUT POLITICS TO CARE ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE! yet proves that is a lie by flexing with clothes that cost more than what a family does on clothes in a year. He can't just wear an old grey hoodie - he HAS to wear a $600 one. The turkroach wants to have it both ways, and all it does it show him to be a vain idiot with zero fashion sense.
 
Saw a clip on livestream sub of destiny reacting to the hasan pic and he pointed out that hasan has the most cringe disposition one can have on fashion because Hasan doesn't seem to care what he wears or else he actually try to wear the best clothes for him or hire a stylist for advice, but at the same time he spends way too much money on clothes for someone who wouldn't care. This means hasan simply wants to flex his wealth but does it in such a classless gaudy way.

It reminds me of how hasan doesn't listen to music, it's like a robot that doesn't understand humans, he only knows that the expensive things equal power and prestige so he wars the most expensive thing.

Anyways, here is Hasan wearing the Mr Bean fit.

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(iron your pants damnit)
that is an insult to Mr Bean!
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Mr Bean dress like an adult.
Also, Hasan is getting a real gut now.
 
Do you guys think that the steroids also shrunk the size of Hasan's junk?
If you mean head, then yes.
Saw a clip on livestream sub of destiny reacting to the hasan pic and he pointed out that hasan has the most cringe disposition one can have on fashion because Hasan doesn't seem to care what he wears or else he actually try to wear the best clothes for him or hire a stylist for advice, but at the same time he spends way too much money on clothes for someone who wouldn't care. This means hasan simply wants to flex his wealth but does it in such a classless gaudy way.

It reminds me of how hasan doesn't listen to music, it's like a robot that doesn't understand humans, he only knows that the expensive things equal power and prestige so he wars the most expensive thing.

Anyways, here is Hasan wearing the Mr Bean fit.

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(iron your pants damnit)
Was he at a Teletubby Con or what prompted him to combine these wide-ass pants with a tighter tweed(?) jacket. The pants make him look as if he wore diapers or was overweight-T-Rex Mode body wise. Like I am no fashion expert, but he dresses like a child-tv-show discount Mr. Rogers whose tailor quit halfway through. Like I rather see him rockin' ed hardy/supreme/hypebeast garbage than whatever this is.

Like with the current Gen, wider pants became more appealing again, so is he trying to "reach out to these kids, as he is one of them"?
 
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