💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
He really likes to combine any garment that costs a lot of money.

But that picture is amazing. Longer jacket, short pants, hip area looking big, thick soles, small head. All working together to make him look like a cartoon character.
 
He could hire a stylist in two seconds for what amounts to peanuts and maybe even land some gay endorsement deals at the same time but he'd rather dress himself like every other retarded peacocking turd-worldist with cash: exactly as you'd expect.

You can slightly reduce the fat on the kid but never take the fat kid out completely. Desperate need for approval from strangers to fill that hole left by your parents' disappointment in you is something you can't ever hope to fulfill via $700 grey hoodies but damn it, Hasan is gonna give it the old college try.
 
Brain Problems said:
He could hire a stylist in two seconds for what amounts to peanuts and maybe even land some gay endorsement deals at the same time but he'd rather dress himself like every other retarded peacocking turd-worldist with cash: exactly as you'd expect.
Click to expand...
He doesn’t even need to pay anybody, you know how many faggots in WeHo want to network with someone like Hasan? That’s why I partially believe his stupid “people give me stuff” excuse. Most of these designers are “expensive” on paper but they’re relatively unknown LA-based microbrands. They do a photoshoot, both get publicity and they let him keep the clothes. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
But you know who isn’t giving him free shit? Cartier, Gucci, Chrome Hearts, etc. so that excuse obviously still falls flat on its face.

Brain Problems said:
You can slightly reduce the fat on the kid but never take the fat kid out completely. Desperate need for approval from strangers to fill that hole left by your parents' disappointment in you is something you can't ever hope to fulfill via $700 grey hoodies but damn it, Hasan is gonna give it the old college try.
Click to expand...
He’s gonna think you meant rohypnol.
 
Traummaschine said:
He really likes to combine any garment that costs a lot of money.

But that picture is amazing. Longer jacket, short pants, hip area looking big, thick soles, small head. All working together to make him look like a cartoon character.
Click to expand...
Hasan is a real life Mr. Potato Head with all the most disparate parts attached.
 
quaawaa said:
The RNC is going after Hasan now:
View attachment 8829772
RNC Research - ＂America deserved 9⧸11＂ - Jon Ossoff's endorser Hasan Piker @ossoff,... [19676...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829776
RNC Research - Hasan Piker, who endorses Georgia Democrat Jon Ossoff, also endorses ... [20401...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829791
RNC Research - ＂I don't have any sort of patriotism in my heart... for America.＂ - H... [19883...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829792
RNC Research - Democrat spokesperson Hasan Piker goes off on a Vietnamese refugee wh... [20415...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829793
RNC Research - Democrat spokesperson Hasan Piker urged his audience to kill Republic... [20415...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829796
RNC Research - Democrat spokesperson Hasan Piker compares Asian Americans to dogs： ... [20416...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829802
RNC Research - 🚨 Democrat spokesperson Hasan Piker said it was ＂funny＂ that two Am... [20416...mp4
Source (Archive)

View attachment 8829803
RNC Research - Democrat spokesperson and terrorist sympathizer Hasan Piker — who sai... [20416...mp4
Source (Archive)
Click to expand...
The journos who go to bat covering for Hasan when he has done so much heinous shit deserve far, far more hate then they actually get. The worst was after the dog abuse incident when like 4 different outlets including the fucking New York times came out to write fluff pieces about him which was clearly the result of one of his PR guys or one of his uncles connections going "hey we need you to make Hasan look not like an inhuman dog beating monster" and the journos dropping to their knees.
 
Congressman Randy Fine (R-FL) and Hasan are having a Twitter war:
1775845527071.png
1775845517608.png
1775845501304.png
1775845684769.png
Quoted Quoted Tweet (Archive)
Quoted Tweet (Archive)
Tweet (Archive)
 
I feel like the recent stuff about him was a preplanned coordinated effort to finally get his image into the mainstream after grabbing headlines with the Cuba trip.

Unfortunately for him, not everyone got the memo and he underestimated how many people on both sides have been taking notes all this time.
 
Saria Shiyomi said:
I feel like the recent stuff about him was a preplanned coordinated effort to finally get his image into the mainstream after grabbing headlines with the Cuba trip.

Unfortunately for him, not everyone got the memo and he underestimated how many people on both sides have been taking notes all this time.
Click to expand...
It really comes down to the left-wing media in the US wanting their own version of Joe Rogan. They want a charismatic talking head to spread their propaganda but they fucked up and bet on the wrong horse. Hasan is too openly genocidal, too abrasive, too unlikable to be the "leftist joe Rogan" they want so desperately. No matter how many puff pieces are written, no matter how much they blow him in the press he won't ever cross over into the mainstream. A propagandist has to be more subtle then Hasan "America deserved 9/11" Piker to cross over.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It really comes down to the left-wing media in the US wanting their own version of Joe Rogan. They want a charismatic talking head to spread their propaganda but they fucked up and bet on the wrong horse. Hasan is too openly genocidal, too abrasive, too unlikable to be the "leftist joe Rogan" they want so desperately. No matter how many puff pieces are written, no matter how much they blow him in the press he won't ever cross over into the mainstream. A propagandist has to be more subtle then Hasan "America deserved 9/11" Piker to cross over.
Click to expand...
I wonder if he really thought he could bury his past just like that. Everyone's been reposting all his greatest hits. and not just on Xitter. He's certainly trying though, with all the recent puff pieces and photoshoots with politicians.
 
Traummaschine said:
Roid gut/palumboism is generally attributed to HGH and insulin use, not actually steroids.
Click to expand...

You think if he's using one, hes not using the other? As if he knows anything about anything and doesn't have shit handed to him in exchange for money.

I have a vial of HGH in my fridge. Used some when I got into a wreck to heal faster. Anyone can get the stuff from a literal store these days.
 
The year is 2028. Vance is elected, winning by a landslide just as Trump did in 2024. Hasan has a meltdown on stream, as expected, conveniently ignoring how he told his audience not to bother voting again. When the stream ends, he smirks and undoes the band around his head, letting it decompress and inflate to a normal size. He watches the news and whispers to himself.

"Mission accomplished."
 
Lone Star said:
The year is 2028. Vance is elected, winning by a landslide just as Trump did in 2024. Hasan has a meltdown on stream, as expected, conveniently ignoring how he told his audience not to bother voting again. When the stream ends, he smirks and undoes the band around his head, letting it decompress and inflate to a normal size. He watches the news and whispers to himself.

"Mission accomplished."
Click to expand...

I prefer he Hitlers himself
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom