💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Saw some CNN news blurbs on a (muted) TV at work. Mentioned a Democratic senate runner in Michigan defending associations with Hasan, but according to those text blurb things the 9/11 comments were explicitly mentioned. Never thought I'd have to hear about this pea-head at work...
 
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Can any doctors explain why his head is like this? Is he slouching his shoulders up for this effect?

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"How did you find my hiding spot bro? Did you peak? Did israel tell you I was hiding here?"
 
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D_Tractor said:
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Hasan has one Dem demographic nailed down.
California Congressman Ro Khanna told NBC News recently he doesn’t regret going on Piker’s livestream. In fact, Khanna slammed Democrats who want to boycott the streamer, saying those people “will cost us future elections.”

Khanna is speculated to eye the 2028 presidential race.
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Saikat Chakrabarti, a millionaire linked to Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez who is competing to replace U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi, seems to embrace Piker strongly.
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Yet another puff piece:
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Culture Thread 'Hasan Piker Can Stream, but Can He Stump?'

By Nathan Taylor Pemberton
Reporting from East Lansing and Ann Arbor, Mich.
April 8, 2026, 7:09 p.m. ET

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed took a selfie with Hasan Piker and the crowd at a rally in Michigan on Tuesday. Nic Antaya for The New York Times

Deep inside the sprawling campus acreage of Michigan State University, the leftist political pundit and streamer Hasan Piker stood before a packed lecture hall, taking in a rapturous welcome.

The crowd of about 400 people, many wearing hoodies and headphones, plus the occasional kaffiyeh scarf, had waited hours outside on a...
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For years (from 2016 to last year), idiots like Destiny were saying not stop that the mainstream media DID NOT have a very lefty bias, that no one was promoting literal terrorists supporters.
Well, there is a weekly Hasan puff piece, I think Hasan will continue becoming more and more popular, at the end of the day nobody likes mainstream dems it seems
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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Can any doctors explain why his head is like this? Is he slouching his shoulders up for this effect?

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"How did you find my hiding spot bro? Did you peak? Did israel tell you I was hiding here?"
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I glanced the h3h3 sub and it appears Hasan is wearing a 575 dollar "shoulder padded hoodie".


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(600 dollars on a gray hoodie i can't even)

Apparently this type of hoodie is not only a real thing but trending because "looksmaxxers" (read insecure e-guys) like Clavicular admit wearing because it attracts women. I believe this because clavicular is mentally ill (i once saw a clip of him saying he puts books around his house's floor so he can step on them and look taller).

I'm sorry, i'm not woman, but that sounds very gay. If you're going to be that stupid, you'll probably use roids soon.

Going back to Hasan, this seems to be an unfortunate case of him mindlessly joining the trend without thinking how much impact it has on his own taller body shape.

So instead of "looksmaxxing", the hoodie makes Hasan look like a tiny headed deformed golem.
 
LucasSomething said:
I glanced the h3h3 sub and it appears Hasan is wearing a 575 dollar "shoulder padded hoodie".


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(600 dollars on a gray hoodie i can't even)

Apparently this type of hoodie is not only a real thing but trending because "looksmaxxers" (read insecure e-guys) like Clavicular admit wearing because it attracts women. I believe this because clavicular is mentally ill (i once saw a clip of him saying he puts books around his house's floor so he can step on them and look taller).

I'm sorry, i'm not woman, but that sounds very gay. If you're going to be that stupid, you'll probably use roids soon.

Going back to Hasan, this seems to be an unfortunate case of him mindlessly joining the trend without thinking how much impact it has on his own taller body shape.

So instead of "looksmaxxing", the hoodie makes Hasan look like a tiny headed deformed golem.
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Hasn't it already been confirmed that Hasan is on gear? Like I wouldn't be surprised if he took high dosages just to maintain his unimpressive physique, since he is a lazy bum that barely works out. Guy isn't getting younger, so his natural test-levels will decrease and a person with his level of narcissism certainly can't stand looking less "impressive", same with his hair plugs (which fall out quicker if you juice up). If he took stuff like Tren, it would also explain his more violent outbursts against chatters (aside from his roach ganglion of a brain going fight or flight).

Hasan's fashion always has been garishly childish. Like you don't have to look like some Tom Ford model from a catalogue but guy literally picks his outfit like a 10yr old would, just that one can 100x the price tag.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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Can any doctors explain why his head is like this? Is he slouching his shoulders up for this effect?

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"How did you find my hiding spot bro? Did you peak? Did israel tell you I was hiding here?"
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First picture makes him look like a goomba from the old Mario bros movie.

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Second one makes it look like he just escaped from the psych ward.
 
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