💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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This 8 minute clip posted by my boy yeet on X is making the rounds. In it he malds about the LSF subreddit. In the clip he's going full Johma and even calls this subreddit that has a tranny janny sweeping for him the darkest most cyber stalking hole in the world and he is shining a light on it

He also compares shocking his dog on camera and BADLY lying about it to saving orphans from a burning building

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He's breaking
 
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Yesterday night really was crack cocaine for normie libs, I'm glad Zohran figured that it's high time to cut all of the gay DSA commie larpers out of his movement/administration now that he's finally won and holds power.
He still has Commie/Lefty tendencies, he's fucked, they can't help themselves, they can't be pragmatic, they always eventually sperg out.
 
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it appears the roach got approached by Frank Hassle.
 
Hasan says elderly grandmothers should be at home masturbating to pictures of him instead of participating in political protests.

This ugly pedophile mustache roach is obsessed with the idea of everyone finding him hot. It's obvious that he hasn't gotten over being fat as a kid. A lot of ex-fatties who were fat when they were kids and then became hot or even just average upon losing weight in adulthood end up craving constant affirmation that they are hot now from other people.

The truth is that not even elderly grandmothers want him. His dating pool is restricted to mentally ill fangirls like Taylor Lorenz and Alyssa Mercante, i.e. people who he secretly hates so much he doesn't even want to touch them. If he starts dating gay tranny twinks, mentally ill people known for having no standards, maybe he'll have more luck.

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Hasan says elderly grandmothers should be at home masturbating to pictures of him instead of participating in political protests.
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This ugly pedophile mustache roach is obsessed with the idea of everyone finding him hot. It's obvious that he hasn't gotten over being fat as a kid. A lot of ex-fatties who were fat when they were kids and then became hot or even just average upon losing weight in adulthood end up craving constant affirmation that they are hot now from other people.

The truth is that not even elderly grandmothers want him. His dating pool is restricted to mentally ill fangirls like Taylor Lorenz and Alyssa Mercante, i.e. people who he secretly hates so much he doesn't even want to touch them. If he starts dating gay tranny twinks, mentally ill people known for having no standards, maybe he'll have more luck.
What makes grey beard's male vanity really funny is that he tries to have it both ways like everything and rages out at his fag/Horny millennial women audience when they focus too much on how they want to fuck him instead of his political diatribes.
 
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Suffah, Hassan!

One thing I noticed, he says "Can I get a dring here?", and "We got no dring tickets".... He doesn't say "drink", he says "dring". And that annoys me, probably more than it should.

I feel the same way when he pluralized "blood" when he said "Let the streets soak in their red capitalist bloods, dude!" Despite having been born here, going to college here, and having lived here for so long (because he was terrified of being conscripted into the Turkish military), he still can't speak English properly.

”We are in the imperial core. This is the country that defeated the USSR—unfortunately.”
This was two minutes after AOC embraced him.

Tell me you know fuck-all about the USSR without actually saying you know fuck-all about the USSR, Hasan. No better than any other tankie retard, like fucking ADF/Phat Phuck Phil.

That mustache really makes him look like some kebab shop owner.

You can take the worthless Turkroach out of Turkey, but you can never remove Turkey from the worthless Turkroach. I believe they call it a phenotype.

There's that video of him handshaking with a troon a few weeks ago where he does it in such a "desperately wanting to get away from these freaks" way.

He didn't just act uncomfortable shaking hands with the troon, he wiped his hand on his pants in disgust after shaking, as if he had just touched something icky. Which, to be fair to Hasan Porker, he did.

One thing that irks me the most about tankies and campist, self-professed communists like Hasan is that they can literally only ever exist in a capitalist society like the US.

Its not just the neo-Marxists in Western countries like the US, but Comminism in general can't survive without capitalist countries keeping them afloat. China would be nowhere near as successful today if the US hadn't gone to great lengths to normalize relations with them, encourage them to adopt a market economy, and then become China's No.1 customer for so many years. The United States helped out the USSR time and time again, even after our alliance ended after WWII and we became each other's most bitter enemy. We saved them several times when their incompetence resulted in their entering a famine and we quietly organized grain and food shipments to keep them from starving. The CIA set up a series of multiple shell corporations to buy titanium from them to build top secret projects, like the SR-71 spy plane, which we then used to spy on them. And of course there was Lend-Lease during WWII that kept the USSR in the fight with food, field gear, weapons, tanks, aircraft, ships, etc. after many Soviet factories in the West had been destroyed and they had to set up new manufacturing facilities in the East away from the front lines. If it weren't for wealthy, capitalist countries like the US saving Comminist countries from their own stupidity and failed policies, Communism wouldn't have been anywhere near as successful and long-lived as it has been.
 
This 8 minute clip posted by my boy yeet on X is making the rounds. In it he malds about the LSF subreddit. In the clip he's going full Johma and even calls this subreddit that has a tranny janny sweeping for him the darkest most cyber stalking hole in the world and he is shining a light on it

He also compares shocking his dog on camera and BADLY lying about it to saving orphans from a burning building

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He's breaking

Dude thought he was going to be sharing the spotlight during Zohran's victory lap, only to be turned away at the door? That had to sting harder than anything else in his life.
 
This 8 minute clip posted by my boy yeet on X is making the rounds. In it he malds about the LSF subreddit. In the clip he's going full Johma and even calls this subreddit that has a tranny janny sweeping for him the darkest most cyber stalking hole in the world and he is shining a light on it

He also compares shocking his dog on camera and BADLY lying about it to saving orphans from a burning building

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Ew1jbTMkc26ua_zA-2.mp4

He's breaking
Hasan really is going through it right now.

He got his first taste of true media scrutiny from the shock collar incident, got denounced on live television by Zohran Mamdani, his one ticket to mainstream relevancy, and for all his hard work (of tweeting angrily and saying stupid shit on livestream) to get Zohran elected (lol), he was rewarded with having Zohran and his circle slam the door right in his face on the night of his victory.

I think it's finally hitting Hasan that he really isn't part of the club. He must've felt on top of the world when he had AOC hug him, "Finally, this is my turn at the big boy democratic socialist table!" When he got rejected from the VIP party, he went "B-but... there's 72,000 people watching" and the woman at the door didn't give a fuck. Now he's stuck in a hotel room with no access, no power, and nothing to show for his "efforts" aside from a few thousand basement dwelling wannabe-but-never-will revolutionaries.
 
So I guess Hasan is in his Vaush/Destiny/Keffals arc now where he's poison to anyone he associates with outside of his own clique.
 
I think it's finally hitting Hasan that he really isn't part of the club. He must've felt on top of the world when he had AOC hug him, "Finally, this is my turn at the big boy democratic socialist table!" When he got rejected from the VIP party, he went "B-but... there's 72,000 people watching" and the woman at the door didn't give a fuck. Now he's stuck in a hotel room with no access, no power, and nothing to show for his "efforts" aside from a few thousand basement dwelling wannabe-but-never-will revolutionaries.
He'll still have his little cult of retards but much like Sargon, he's an utter clown to these people. Actually Soygon did better and figured out it was best to get back in his wheelhouse.

Hasan still hasn't figured out that he totally screwed shocked the pooch.
 
I think it's finally hitting Hasan that he really isn't part of the club. He must've felt on top of the world when he had AOC hug him, "Finally, this is my turn at the big boy democratic socialist table!" When he got rejected from the VIP party, he went "B-but... there's 72,000 people watching" and the woman at the door didn't give a fuck. Now he's stuck in a hotel room with no access, no power, and nothing to show for his "efforts" aside from a few thousand basement dwelling wannabe-but-never-will revolutionaries.
He did get to go to a Diddy Party at least once, but I think that's the closest he's had to any sort of power, and nowadays going to that kind of shit is not exactly a good look.
 
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”We are in the imperial core. This is the country that defeated the USSR—unfortunately.”
This was two minutes after AOC embraced him.
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Hasan says SUCK MY DICK CUOMO because Cuomo criticized his 9/11 comments but lost to Al-Mamdani.
Disaffected people in the "imperial core" of capitalist America vote for a socialist
Disaffected people in the capitals of Communist Poland/Romania/China/USSR/Hungary/etcetera support capitalism

But there's a big difference between these two situations. I wonder if Hasan knows what it is...

Most of Hasan's response is incoherent gibberish. But basically he babbles about how life under a socialist government would be so good that no one would ever want to vote for a capitalist party :story: and how somehow his re-education camps would be good unlike the capitalist ones or the ones in China.
Ethan: if you're in a socialist country with multiple parties and one of the parties is a capitalist party which would surely exist what would you do if that party started gaining momentum and it was clearly like people wanted that route. What do you do?

Hasan: I think um I would do what America has done not to the same which is right not to the same degree as like uh you know McCarthy's trials or anything like that um but I would offer additional amenities to ensure that people are comfortable and happy because I feel like anything well if everything is if everything is given to you yeah at that point if every single thing is given to you if all of your problems are solved which I think we can both agree uh is is not under capitalism it has not happened um if all of those problems have been solved then there is no need for conflict of that regard

Ethan: But they're saying, "no we want ultimate"... because they're like, "yo this is a free country right well we want to do capitalism we think the market should regulate the prices and shit we don't think the workplace should be um socialized." So if the will of the people is to go back to do more of a social democracy is that something that a socialist country should move towards or should there be resistance in the government to keep socialism

Hasan: I think the resistance should be akin to how capitalist governments have resisted historically any kind of socialist movement not to that same degree of violence but I think that yes um the the solution to that would always be education and offering more education

Ethan: Re-education?

Hasan: Certainly, yeah.


Ethan: Like put them in camps?

Hasan: No no not like that um I know there's a trigger word because everyone goes oh re-education what do you mean like immediately people think like are you telling me about that are you talking about like resident schools are you talking about uh yeah 100 they do they do it they did it in Xinjiang

Ethan: Which is pretty good right?

Hasan: No I don't agree with that yeah I don't think it was good and this is uh something I have openly criticized as well like the that's not good the massive surveillance apparatus they built in xinjiang is not good so what would be even about a socialist re-education camp for capitalists it wouldn't necessarily I don't think it'd be camps I mean it depends on it depends on crime right like are people committing crimes at the behest of this because if there's a socialist state and someone is doing like White Terror let's say or someone is doing South Korean style uh you know purges of Communists...

BTW, this was pre-October 7th and was really when Hasan's community would begin merging with the snarkers.
 
Hasan was already obsessed with Mamdani to an insane degree, spending 90% of his streams just on news about Mamdani

I cannot even imagine how bad its gonna be now. He's just going to be Mamdani News every stream now.

He's fucking insane about this guy, no other man ever loved another man a much as he loves mamdani even if you consider the fags
 
I think it's finally hitting Hasan that he really isn't part of the club. He must've felt on top of the world when he had AOC hug him, "Finally, this is my turn at the big boy democratic socialist table!" When he got rejected from the VIP party, he went "B-but... there's 72,000 people watching" and the woman at the door didn't give a fuck. Now he's stuck in a hotel room with no access, no power, and nothing to show for his "efforts" aside from a few thousand basement dwelling wannabe-but-never-will revolutionaries.
If Hasan was smart, he'd see the writing on the wall and dial back on the whole "wannabe Che Guevara" bullshit. The whole reason things got to this point is because people were tired of whiny ultra liberals like him who throw tantrums over someone wearing a sombrero for Halloween.

But this is Hasan "I Love to flog my dog" Piker, and he's going to just double down and cry harder because THAT always fixes everything. I cannot wait until he starts denouncing Zohran as a "corporate sell-out" the second he does something that does not 10000% align with Hasan's views. Hasan is all primed to turn on him after that huge embarrassment - he's just waiting for an excuse jump down his throat.
 
"It's not a video. It's a livestream. We've got like 72,000 viewers right now."

No one cares Hasan. 72,000 viewers doesn't matter and isn't impressive when they're all a bunch of jobless, teeniebopper losers who likely will never live independent, adult lives. No one cares about a loud, egotistical Turkroach with a massive, unwarranted sense of self-importance and who can't go a single sentence without profanity. Hasan is rapidly traveling down the sewer of impotent irrelevance. Eventually he will have only a small group of diehard retards who will continue to follow him no matter what, but it will be a minscule fraction of the viewers he currently has. People who are just like Hasan in that they are simply too stupid, stubborn, and self-assured that they are right, and everyone else is wrong, all circle-jerking in the chat about how their day will come and they will bring about the glorious Socialist revolution, while on stream Hasan rants and rages about Jews or some shit like he has done for years, lamenting that if only the Democrats had just listened to his brilliance they would be winning elections. And of course, anyone who dares to bring up Hasan's comb-over or how he's gaining weight will get banned.
 
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